#1 2007-10-19 07:29:49

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This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house

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#2 2007-10-19 11:12:29

Just wait until he decides to sue them from prison for depriving him of freedom.

And wins.

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#3 2007-10-19 17:13:08

chutzpah (n.) - Yiddish for 'cojones'; "The man on trial for murdering his parents asked leniency of the court on the grounds that he was an orphan."

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#4 2007-10-20 11:01:18

pALEPHx wrote:

chutzpah (n.) - Yiddish for 'cojones'; "The man on trial for murdering his parents asked leniency of the court on the grounds that he was an orphan."

Umm, the Yiddish for "cojones" is baintzim.   "Chutzpah" means "incredible nerve", nerve to an extent that has no real English equivalent.

Behaimeh.

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#5 2007-10-20 15:50:52

Montecore wrote:

Behaimeh.

Unfortunately, I know that doesn't mean "bite me," like it sounds. Who you kawlin' a cow, cow? Why don't you have a nice chai kock latté and slip something trayf into your tuches.

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#6 2007-10-20 23:11:30

pALEPHx wrote:

Montecore wrote:

Behaimeh.

Unfortunately, I know that doesn't mean "bite me," like it sounds. Who you kawlin' a cow, cow? Why don't you have a nice chai kock latté and slip something trayf into your tuches.

Dear Pale Effects:

That was très lame.  That last word is not pronounced lah-may, either.

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#7 2007-10-20 23:21:17

Montecore wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Unfortunately, I know that doesn't mean "bite me," like it sounds. Who you kawlin' a cow, cow? Why don't you have a nice chai kock latté and slip something trayf into your tuches.

Dear Pale Effects:

That was très lame.  That last word is not pronounced lah-may, either.

Woohoo...FEMFIGHT!

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#8 2007-10-20 23:51:04

opsec wrote:

Montecore wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Unfortunately, I know that doesn't mean "bite me," like it sounds. Who you kawlin' a cow, cow? Why don't you have a nice chai kock latté and slip something trayf into your tuches.

Dear Pale Effects:

That was très lame.  That last word is not pronounced lah-may, either.

Woohoo...FEMFIGHT!

Oy gevaldt.

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#9 2007-10-20 23:52:25

Officer, all I did was fuckin' tap my foot.

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#10 2007-10-21 07:40:17

Montecore wrote:

Officer, all I did was fuckin' tap my foot.

All I was wearing was steel-toed boots...but that's what you'd like, isn't it?

I really don't care if you're who they insist you are. I am such a vulnerable newbie. Please attack me openly.

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#11 2007-10-22 10:39:23

pALEPHx wrote:

Montecore wrote:

Officer, all I did was fuckin' tap my foot.

All I was wearing was steel-toed boots...but that's what you'd like, isn't it?

I really don't care if you're who they insist you are. I am such a vulnerable newbie. Please attack me openly.

Dhalgren!

Could you oblige him with a putfile?  I'm thinking Hit Me With Your Best Shot.

'80s, Pat Benatar, cheesy.  Oughta suit Pale Effects here.

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#12 2007-10-22 18:01:54

Montecore wrote:

'80s, Pat Benatar, cheesy. Oughta suit Pale Effects here.

I wasn't aware that you were in a position to make any requests, dear, but I do find it highly amusing that you chose a Candies shoes spokesperson. Are you trying to say you'd prefer something in a Size 13 stiletto?

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#13 2007-10-23 02:05:48

pALEPHx wrote:

I wasn't aware that you were in a position to make any requests, dear, but I do find it highly amusing that you chose a Candies shoes spokesperson. Are you trying to say you'd prefer something in a Size 13 stiletto?

Um, actually, I only know who Pat Benatar was, not what she's doing today.  I'll leave keeping up with superannuated pop stars to you- I'm certain you're much better at that sort of thing than I could ever hope to be.

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#14 2007-10-23 02:57:17

Get a room, puhlleeeeze!

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#15 2007-10-23 06:53:11

Dmtdust wrote:

Get a room, puhlleeeeze!

what he said....

never thought this post could stay alive so long.....

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#16 2007-10-23 09:54:14

Lurker wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Get a room, puhlleeeeze!

what he said....

never thought this post could stay alive so long.....

Please. It was DOA. As for Monty, I'm not going to clean up your mess for you, either.

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#17 2007-10-23 17:37:10

Pat Benatar?

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#18 2007-10-23 18:15:02




"no longer available" - pull out my pubes and call me mongo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk

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#19 2007-10-23 18:30:47

MSG Tripps wrote:

Pat Benatar?

Patti's a much better selection, really. Tho not when Billy Idol is ripping her AND Lou Reed off at the same time (skip to 04:15 for it).

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#20 2007-10-24 02:35:44

Ah- Master Sergeant Tripps and the poor man's Chris Crocker, bound by their mutual regard for Pat Benatar.

You can't make this shit up.

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#21 2007-10-24 10:41:20

Montecore wrote:

You can't make this shit up.

Why not? You're doing a fine job of it.

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#23 2007-10-24 19:19:23

MSG Tripps wrote:

"fine job"

Yay. Ray Davies. Unlike Basilisk, Minihorse, or whatever, I am not going to play that reindeer game. You're still welcome to link me a tune, anytime.

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