fnord wrote:

They realize the natives are closely related to them, so sexual harassment makes sense.  After all, African men had no problem keeping monkeys as sex slaves; this is the origin of AIDS.

Well you know the Africans blame aids on the World Health Organization and experimental polio vaccines give to Africans.  Having worked for a scientist who was asked to leave his position at the WHO because he was an arrogant asshole who couldn't get along with anyone, I don't doubt it.

opsec wrote:

Not to doubt their veracity, but you seriously can't expect them to admit to monkeyfucking.

I fucked a life form less evolved than a monkey for 20 years.

And now I ain't fucking at all.

There are days when I wonder if I made the right decision.  Then the monkey wannabe does something stupid (like believing a tenth of what my shit-for-brains son says), and I smile and wink at my right hand.  Time to break out the wine.

So yeah, fucking monkeys ain't so rare.  But it ain't worth it neither.

Edit: aww fuck.  Shudda read the article first; "perverted primates" would have made a fine addition to my rant (not to mention a fine name for a band).

Last edited by sissy (2007-10-24 18:50:08)

fnord wrote:

They realize the natives are closely related to them, so sexual harassment makes sense.  After all, African men had no problem keeping monkeys as sex slaves; this is the origin of AIDS.

That's only because they didn't have sheep like our ancestors did.