#1 2007-10-24 13:51:24

Murder is like love.

Sounds like Dirckman.

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#2 2007-10-24 14:04:18

I'm getting a "sorry, try later" message.

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#3 2007-10-24 14:06:20

Fixed.  Sorry.  Worthless BBCode crap.

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#4 2007-10-24 14:11:45

I am so putting together a match.com profile for him.  "Friends first, then let's see what happens."

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#5 2007-10-24 14:43:32

DoucheEllington wrote:

I am so putting together a match.com profile for him.  "Friends first, then let's see what happens."

Likes: Swimming, Vodka and Walks in th Park.

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#6 2007-10-24 18:11:58

the real punishment came from being denied the title of Russia’s most prolific serial killer.

Yeah, I can see how that could get to ya.

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#7 2007-10-24 18:46:58

I think Stalin's got that one pegged.  Chikatilo would be the second place, right?

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#8 2007-10-24 19:21:47

Dirckman feels for this character.....

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#9 2007-10-24 19:38:15

Darn. I was going to suggest this guy.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00377/SNN2425A_280_377273a.jpg

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#10 2007-10-24 19:55:33

dirckman wrote:

Dirckman feels for this character.....

Tell us Dirck.  Have you killed yet? (and no, I don't mean animals)

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#11 2007-10-24 19:58:00

Sadly, no.....  Dirckman's killer instinct has left him and now and he's all about love and peace and stuff......

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#12 2007-10-24 19:59:54

By the way...  I've given up on bad poetry too!!

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#13 2007-10-25 00:59:22

Dirckman wrote:

By the way...  I've given up on bad poetry too!!

Never!


Killing shards like fetish toys,
the Lady of the Underworld
fistfucks yet another
passerby, as she smiles-
fascist and alluring-

and licks her
barbed-wire bracelet
clean...


tee hee

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#14 2007-10-25 01:36:33

pALEPHx wrote:

Killing shards like fetish toys,
the Lady of the Underworld
fistfucks yet another
passerby, as she smiles-
fascist and alluring-

and licks her
barbed-wire bracelet
clean...
[/indent]
tee hee

You had me until the barbed wire bracelet. That's so trite.

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#15 2007-10-25 03:16:39

I'd just like to point out that this is topic #666.

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#16 2007-10-25 08:25:45

Dirckman wrote:

Sadly, no.....  Dirckman's killer instinct has left him and now and he's all about love and peace and stuff......

*cough* *cough* bullshit *cough* *cough*

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#17 2007-10-25 13:23:07

Taint wrote:

You had me until the barbed wire bracelet. That's so trite.

It wasn't as trite exactly 15 years ago, when it was read to a bunch of drunkards at NYC's Limelight. Hardly my best piece, but was going with the 'bad poetry' motif and mocking my own work. You'd probably prefer the "twentynothing series."

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