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#1 2008-09-22 17:46:06

Feisty no longer needs it, and some old lady out there needs more kitchen equipment in order to produce baked goods for her grandchildren.

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#2 2008-09-22 17:53:15

Oh, give her time.  she'll need it someday.

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#3 2008-09-22 18:27:35

It's fine where it is in the back of the closet.

Sometimes your man goes out of town on business...Sometimes you get a little lonely in the middle of the day...That kind of thing.

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#4 2008-09-22 18:31:41

It wouldn't be the first time it'd been used to stir up some muffin batter.

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#5 2008-09-22 22:34:04

Fled, by the time I need it again, it'll be obsolete.  There's always the chance that he'll fall and hit his head and become another person (knock on wood), and in that case, hopefully his sex drive will remain intact.

If not, I can always sneak viagra and xanax into his food and jump on when he's passed out.

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#6 2008-09-23 22:22:49

tojo2000 wrote:

It wouldn't be the first time it'd been used to stir up some muffin batter.

Or stir up some battered muffin....

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#7 2008-09-24 01:19:19

I think muffin must be a casual jargon reference to vagina. I get it now. It was so funny.

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