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#2 2008-09-24 17:12:12

That's three minutes and forty-two seconds of my life for which I'm holding you personally responsible, and I will not rest until I get it back. I will tie you down, spray you with bronzer, and pluck your eyebrows until you look like a mafia princess. You bitch.

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#3 2008-09-24 17:33:24

One of the most horrible things I've ever watched. Makes me want to cockpunch the A&R rep responsible.

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#4 2008-09-24 18:30:46

Sadly, they probably get lots of primo ass.

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#5 2008-09-24 18:39:20

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that is The Homosex.

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#6 2008-09-24 20:03:42

Holy shit.

Calling this "gay" is an insult to the very letters of the alphabet that constitute the word gay.  Calling it retarded, likewise, except that more letters are sullied.  I don't believe there is a word for what this is.  I believe the lowest insult you can toss at something is now B-4-4.

"If You Get Down On Me"...?

Hold it, lemme grab a tissue--liquefied brain cells are running out of my nostrils...

P.S.  orangeplus, are you Satan?

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#7 2008-09-24 20:06:08

Where are they today?

http://www.ryandan.com

I wish the question was not "Where do boy bands go to die?" but instead "Where do boy bands get clubbed to death in the public square?"

Last edited by lechero (2008-09-24 20:06:38)

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#8 2008-09-24 20:29:49

But, but, it says "Hit List" right on there. So I added them to my Hit List. Soon as I get my new sniper rifle sighted in, Ill get working on it.

Now you know what happens when the boy band producers are scared of getting busted for pedophilia.

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#9 2008-09-24 20:41:36

George Orr wrote:

P.S.  orangeplus, are you Satan?

Orangeplus Is Satan.

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

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#10 2008-09-24 20:53:24

lechero wrote:

Where are they today?

What did they do with their hideous friend? Did they eat him and steal his hair products?

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#11 2008-09-24 23:14:15

pALEPHx wrote:

That's three minutes and forty-two seconds of my life for which I'm holding you personally responsible, and I will not rest until I get it back. I will tie you down, spray you with bronzer, and pluck your eyebrows until you look like a mafia princess. You bitch.

You watched that long?

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#12 2008-09-25 01:03:07

hedgewizard wrote:

You watched that long?

Speaking for myself, I watched it right to the end.  I was too psychologically pummelled to click the little button to make it stop.

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#13 2008-09-25 01:12:07

Is it safe to wear that much makeup?

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#14 2008-09-25 09:59:41

What caused that bizarre orange skin tone they all were sporting? Did they paint their bodies with Betadine?

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#15 2008-09-25 13:34:35

fnord wrote:

What caused that bizarre orange skin tone they all were sporting? Did they paint their bodies with Betadine?

Overdoing the spray tan stuff. I never understood how anybody thought that was attractive. Compare to the "Growing Up Gotti" boys and contrast with the video on the front page of the RyanDan website. They look almost human, in the latter.

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#16 2008-09-25 22:20:28

Really, people, aren't you overreacting? A moronic 80's video, no more, no less, and not that much worse than Duran Duran, to mention but one.

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#17 2008-09-25 22:33:27

sigmoid freud wrote:

Really, people, aren't you overreacting? A moronic 80's video, no more, no less, and not that much worse than Duran Duran, to mention but one.

You score in negative numbers for knowing any of this.

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#18 2008-09-26 01:00:37

sigmoid freud wrote:

A moronic 80's video, no more, no less...

Simon LeBon never looked like that much of a fruit, despite the unconstructed Miami Vice jackets and the penchant for girly makeup. I am allowed to know this because I already admit to sucking cock. You have no excuse. Besides, I'm pretty sure this is a late 90s vid, at its least recent. I'm actually willing to lay odds it's been made since 2000.

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#20 2008-09-26 12:41:19

pALEPHx wrote:

I'm actually willing to lay odds it's been made since 2000.

orangeplus wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B4-4

For my prize, I'd like to unsee that whole video, and return to the state of bliss that was never knowing that group ever existed before Wednesday.

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#21 2008-09-26 13:08:03

pALEPHx wrote:

What did they do with their hideous friend? Did they eat him and steal his hair products?

Evidently they sent him here. . .

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#22 2008-09-26 16:07:32

I liked it and shall buy thier cassett tape when it becomes available.

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#23 2008-09-26 16:12:20

Handome Boy Modeling School is awesome. Their stuff with Mike Patton rules.

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