#2 2008-09-25 03:05:17
"In a related story, PETA asks ants to stop milking aphids. Report at 10."
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#4 2008-09-25 03:16:56
That's all we need, soon there'll be teat shops where poor women are milked for 12 hours a day...and...it's...
I have to go now.
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#5 2008-09-25 13:37:35
At least it will do something for 50% of the unemployment rate.
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#6 2008-09-25 14:15:21
Lemme just say this first, so that no one misunderstands me: I hate PETA. They're idiots. They objectify women and kill strays. They have no right to exist.
Okay. Now that that's been stated, I think marketing human milk makes tons of sense. As pALE pointed out, it would be a source of income for women the world over. It's just about the healthiest substance a human being can consume. It wouldn't impact the environment the way maintaining billions of dairy animals does.
What's the problem?
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#7 2008-09-25 14:19:36
I wonder if PETA has thought this through. After all, they've been saying for years that the hormones in beef have contributed to the explosive growth of mammaries in humans. It's only right that they should give kudos to the meat eaters.
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#8 2008-09-25 14:21:18
George Orr wrote:
it would be a source of income for women the world over.
Why not just legalize the other natural source of income for women and be done with it?
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#9 2008-09-25 14:36:09
George Orr wrote:
Lemme just say this first, so that no one misunderstands me: I hate PETA. They're idiots. They objectify women and kill strays. They have no right to exist.
Okay. Now that that's been stated, I think marketing human milk makes tons of sense. As pALE pointed out, it would be a source of income for women the world over. It's just about the healthiest substance a human being can consume. It wouldn't impact the environment the way maintaining billions of dairy animals does.
What's the problem?
It's yucky.
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#10 2008-09-25 16:18:37
Shades of the old Korova, my droogies... none of the old in-and-out, just viddie a little tickle, tickle, splash, splash, eh, wally-wally?
I'm Alex, and I approve of this message.
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#11 2008-09-25 19:01:53
tojo2000 wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Lemme just say this first, so that no one misunderstands me: I hate PETA. They're idiots. They objectify women and kill strays. They have no right to exist.
Okay. Now that that's been stated, I think marketing human milk makes tons of sense. As pALE pointed out, it would be a source of income for women the world over. It's just about the healthiest substance a human being can consume. It wouldn't impact the environment the way maintaining billions of dairy animals does.
What's the problem?It's yucky.
No, it isn't.
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#12 2008-09-25 19:09:35
What do you feed the women?
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#13 2008-09-25 19:39:10
breast milk is awseomely good. my wife thinks we have four kids because i like kids - in reality, i just like her millk.
i'm a terrible person.
wait - this isn't grouphug...
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#14 2008-09-25 20:34:23
orangeplus wrote:
What do you feed the women?
Grass.
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#15 2008-09-25 21:19:29
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Lemme just say this first, so that no one misunderstands me: I hate PETA. They're idiots. They objectify women and kill strays. They have no right to exist.
Okay. Now that that's been stated, I think marketing human milk makes tons of sense. As pALE pointed out, it would be a source of income for women the world over. It's just about the healthiest substance a human being can consume. It wouldn't impact the environment the way maintaining billions of dairy animals does.
What's the problem?It's yucky.
No, it isn't.
Yes it is.
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#16 2008-09-25 21:51:48
tojo2000 wrote:
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
It's yucky.No, it isn't.
Yes it is.
Forget the peurile "yuck" factor argument - once it's frozen with chocolate and cherries it will be fucking delicious - and need less added sugar. It would also be good for the environment to lower our dependence on bovine dairy. In my experience women emit less methane than cows, and require substantially less grain.
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#17 2008-09-25 22:39:09
"In my experience women emit less methane than cows, and require substantially less grain."
Obviously you have never dated anyone from Quebec.
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#18 2008-09-25 22:41:50
tojo2000 wrote:
It's yucky.
What about genetically modified cows that give human milk? Is that cool?
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#19 2008-09-25 22:51:43
jesusluvspegging wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
It's yucky.
What about genetically modified cows that give human milk? Is that cool?
What about gentically modified women that give cow milk? Everyone wins.
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#20 2008-09-25 22:58:00
orangeplus wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
It's yucky.
What about genetically modified cows that give human milk? Is that cool?
What about gentically modified women that give cow milk? Everyone wins.
Nah, nobody wins in that situation. Cow milk is a pale imitation of the real thing.
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#21 2008-09-25 23:03:01
Dmtdust wrote:
"In my experience women emit less methane than cows, and require substantially less grain."
Obviously you have never dated anyone from Quebec.
You're mixing up your provinces. I lived in Quebec for two years and the girls I dated never broke wind when I was around. It's the girls from Alberta who chew cud and pass gas. Where do you think those oil sands deposits came from? Dinosaurs?
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#22 2008-09-25 23:07:34
Just when I think the freakazoids at PETA couldn’t get any weirder, they manage to surprise me. I’m picturing a PETA approved milking cube farm, with fat sow-like former welfare recipients having their tits squeezed all day by milking machines while they watch Jerry Springer and soap operas.
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#23 2008-09-25 23:10:44
fnord wrote:
Just when I think the freakazoids at PETA couldn’t get any weirder, they manage to surprise me. I’m picturing a PETA approved milking cube farm, with fat sow-like former welfare recipients having their tits squeezed all day by milking machines while they watch Jerry Springer and soap operas.
To make it even scarier, you could be eating nigger-milk ice cream, the primitive hormones from which would turn you into a dangerous lazy animal.
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#24 2008-09-25 23:30:25
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
fnord wrote:
Just when I think the freakazoids at PETA couldn’t get any weirder, they manage to surprise me. I’m picturing a PETA approved milking cube farm, with fat sow-like former welfare recipients having their tits squeezed all day by milking machines while they watch Jerry Springer and soap operas.
To make it even scarier, you could be eating nigger-milk ice cream, the primitive hormones from which would turn you into a dangerous lazy animal.
Don't they give chocolate milk?
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#25 2008-09-25 23:31:00
tojo2000 wrote:
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
It's yucky.No, it isn't.
Yes it is.
Not.
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#26 2008-09-26 00:02:34
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
No, it isn't.Yes it is.
Not.
So.
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#27 2008-09-26 01:04:43
tojo2000 wrote:
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Yes it is.Not.
So.
Not.
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