Soon to be a prime-time reality series on Bravo...

You should drop in on her and show her how much you've learned in 22 years.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

I can't watch. What does he say about shit lumps? Spit or swallow?

I can read that shit, whether it's my mother tongue or not, but I'm not watching.

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whosasailorthen wrote:

"You wanna make sure you get those little 'Ass Crunchies' out".

Oh, man.  I am speechless.

You know, as I watched it I couldn't help but to keep thinking, "this is some father's son".   What must daddy be thinking just now, I wonder?

Probably something about the shit lumps.

sigmoid freud wrote:

Watch out for the Klingons near Uranus.

Since you're all clearly begging for a first hand experience that has nothing to do with a self-indulgent YouTube instructional, I can only offer that I've never gone near an unwashed man. There may be some who want to chow down on some unvarnished ass, but I do not, and have never, counted myself among them. To them, I suppose, the experience is more "real." I will gladly settle for the Hollywood version (and not the West Hollywood version). If people wanna be eatin' ass and don't care what their tongue comes up against, then they're not doing particularly well in the self-esteem department, if you ask me. Sure, I can understand having a LTR/boyfriend, and be willing to go to town on their body regardless of its natural state, but I cannot and will not eat out a man who thinks soap is a stranger and dingleberries are the appetizer du jour. Feh.

Boy or girl, the first step on a rim job ought to be a nice Brazilian from front to back and side to side. Then at least you don't have to work out the dreadlocks before you get started.