Your fairy is called Moth Reedfilter
She is a panpipe player and enchantment singer.
She lives close to crystal caverns and stalagtite grottos.
She is only seen on midsummer's eve.
She collects crystals to wear on her dresses. She has gentle green butterfly wings.

Lovely. The value of stalagtite grottos has plummeted and all I've got are these fucking crystals to pay my mortgage with.

Your fairy is called Gossamer Moonfly
She is the moon goddess's messenger.
She lives in spiderwebbed wonderlands and insect grottos.
She is only seen at midday under a quiet, cloudless sky.
She wears tiny black spiders on her dresses. She has beautiful blue butterfly wings.


My fairy fucking sucks.

Your fairy is called Gossamer Demonwitch
She is a wicked and mischievous child.
She lives in spiderwebbed wonderlands and insect grottos.
She is only seen in the enchanted moment between sleep and waking.
She wears tiny black spiders on her dresses. She has red wings like a brightly coloured butterfly.

Last edited by fnord (2008-09-25 17:23:23)

I rather like mine.
Your fairy is called CuntPetal Titglitter
She is a bone-thrilling bringer of justice for the vulnerable.
She lives in gardens and parks where almond trees and roses grow.
She is only seen in the light of a shooting star.
She wears nothing but soft pink cuntpetals. She has big squishy tits and icy blue butterfly wings.

Your fairy name is Fuckinbitch
she is a homeless person and crackhead
she lives outside the bus terminal south of mission
she is only seen when the SSI checks come
she licks sidewalks for traces of any leftover pharmaceuticals. She has Hep C.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Taint wrote:

Your fairy is called Moth Reedfilter
She is a panpipe player and enchantment singer.
She lives close to crystal caverns and stalagtite grottos.
She is only seen on midsummer's eve.
She collects crystals to wear on her dresses. She has gentle green butterfly wings.

Lovely. The value of stalagtite grottos has plummeted and all I've got are these fucking crystals to pay my mortgage with.

Stalagtite?
What's a stalagtite, Taint?
Interesting typo in that it's impossible to tell whether you meant to say stalactite or stalagmite.
I know you know the difference - a stalactite hangs from the ceiling of a cave, and a stalagmite is the sort of thing you bum-spelunkers like to sit on.
As Dusty says - just sayin'.

I just report'em as they offer'em. I have no idea whether a stalagtite is any different than either a stalactite or a stalagmite, but I'm sure it's not an error because it's on the interwebz.

Your fairy is called Petal Goblinfilter
She is a bringer of riches and wealth.
She lives in gardens and parks where almond trees and roses grow.
She is only seen on midsummer's eve.
She wears soft pale pink and yellow petals. She has gentle green wings like a butterfly.

I feel some King Crimson comin' on...

Your fairy is called Feather Icefilter
She is a bone chilling bringer of justice for the vulnerable.
She lives in high places where the clouds meet the earth.
She is only seen on midsummer's eve.
She wears pale blue like the sky. She has icy blue butterfly wings.

Banjo wrote:

Moth Reedfilter? Isn't that one of the porn names in "Boogie Nights?"

Reed Rothchild.  Great fucking flick.