#1901 2008-09-17 01:33:24

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#1903 2008-09-17 01:58:43

SPECIAL NOTE: All banners, excluding the 'seasonal' ones, are now being shown. Vote early (or late, late, late), and vote often. Favorite banners appear here. Despised ones get deleted.*

*Anything having a net score of -7 or above is commonly slated for Byebyesville. The one current exception is Taint's "Suspicious Kitties" just because it happens to please me in a strange way. Aggressive voting may force me to remove it, but try to vote honestly...or brutally, whichever comes naturally. Thanks.

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#1904 2008-09-17 04:42:15

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/hsovpalincakes.jpg

Credit sofaking.

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#1905 2008-09-17 23:52:02

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#1906 2008-09-18 00:07:03

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/thissucks.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/willfuckforbeer.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/hst.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/flyingnun02.jpg https://cruelery.com/sidepic/pixie02.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/ghita.png



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#1907 2008-09-18 09:34:37

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#1908 2008-09-18 10:59:16

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#1909 2008-09-18 16:54:35

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#1910 2008-09-18 22:41:09

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#1911 2008-09-19 00:01:28

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#1912 2008-09-19 00:17:39

OMG, JLP, that first one is incredibly great.

I used to have a co-worker who, once she learned I'd been an English major, used to walk up to me during our more hellacious days and monotone, "Tell me about the rabbits, George."

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#1913 2008-09-19 00:28:07

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#1914 2008-09-19 00:57:33

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#1915 2008-09-19 01:09:00

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#1916 2008-09-19 01:23:38

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#1917 2008-09-19 01:28:58

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#1918 2008-09-19 01:35:38

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Pale, if you could kindly trash the previous version of this for me I'd appreciate it.

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#1919 2008-09-19 02:21:08

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Pale, if you could kindly trash the previous version of this for me I'd appreciate it.

Done. And I'll let the crotchpic one stand, even though I'm really not fonda the font.

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#1920 2008-09-19 02:31:41

pALEPHx wrote:

Done. And I'll let the crotchpic one stand, even though I'm really not fonda the font.

That's so far from the worst font choice in the banner archive that it's not even worth mentioning.  There's some really, really bad ones in there.

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#1921 2008-09-19 02:44:39

jesusluvspegging wrote:

That's so far from the worst font choice in the banner archive that it's not even worth mentioning. There's some really, really bad ones in there.

Still, Chancery or Brush Script, whatever it is, is hideous in its own right. Considering the work put into the other ones, it's the worst of those, measured against your own efforts, not other people's. Folks can obviously be quite curious about their font choices. And no, we're not just talking about Fled's aliased Comic Sans.

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#1922 2008-09-19 04:22:41

pALEPHx wrote:

Still, Chancery or Brush Script, whatever it is, is hideous in its own right. Considering the work put into the other ones, it's the worst of those, measured against your own efforts, not other people's. Folks can obviously be quite curious about their font choices. And no, we're not just talking about Fled's aliased Comic Sans.

I wanted it to look like the font a skank would use for a tattoo, and I think I succeeded in that.  My font choices are a bit limited as Linux's font support is still pretty crap.  I have a decently wide assortment of fonts but installing new ones is kinda a pain in the ass.

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#1923 2008-09-19 22:14:55

Hey! What happened on August 25? Look at the banner display numbers - from 1100+ to only in the hundreds.  WTF?

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#1924 2008-09-19 22:48:04

sigmoid freud wrote:

Hey! What happened on August 25? Look at the banner display numbers - from 1100+ to only in the hundreds.  WTF?

The counters still seem to be advancing.  I imagine it's a side effect of Pale resurrecting a bunch of the older banners around the same time.  Since the pool is larger, each individual banner doesn't get displayed as frequently.

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#1925 2008-09-20 01:53:02

sigmoid freud wrote:

Hey! What happened on August 25? Look at the banner display numbers - from 1100+ to only in the hundreds. WTF?

Show me what you're seeing. August 25th seems to coincide with one of my "purges." Most recently, all banners are shown, at least the non-seasonal ones. The number of impressions is actually pretty irrelevant. My aim is to keep a good amount in rotation. When we finish paring off the worst of the worst (according to the voting public, not me), then we can go back to creating more and hiding a few at a time.

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#1926 2008-09-20 09:49:54

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#1927 2008-09-22 00:15:31

Is there any way to photoshop the names under the photos...so they can be our names instead?

http://i33.tinypic.com/axjpd0.jpg

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#1928 2008-09-22 00:37:38

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#1929 2008-09-22 00:40:34

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Is there any way to photoshop the names under the photos...so they can be our names instead?

All nine of you?

Also, to what end?

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#1930 2008-09-22 00:46:47

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#1931 2008-09-22 00:47:54

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The text was a bit difficult to read. If you object to the alteration, let me know.

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#1932 2008-09-22 00:53:24

No end. Just thought it was kind of cool. Admittedly, I'm not so maybe it isn't...

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#1933 2008-09-22 00:55:56

pALEPHx wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

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The text was a bit difficult to read. If you object to the alteration, let me know.

That's much better.  GIMP's text editing feature leaves a lot to be desired, and my skilz are decidedly less than l33t.

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#1934 2008-09-22 01:09:28

icangetyouatoe wrote:

No end. Just thought it was kind of cool. Admittedly, I'm not so maybe it isn't...

Changing the names is easy.  Deciding who is whom, less so.

My nominations:
Mr. Decker = Dirckman
Mrs. Phillips = George Orr
Mr. Saunders = pALEPHx
Betty Roberts = Sofaking
Paul Tillman = choad

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#1935 2008-09-22 01:12:33

jesusluvspegging wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

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The text was a bit difficult to read. If you object to the alteration, let me know.

That's much better.

Agreed.

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#1936 2008-09-22 07:05:38

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#1937 2008-09-22 13:07:22

icangetyouatoe wrote:

No end. Just thought it was kind of cool. Admittedly, I'm not so maybe it isn't...

I could see putting three of them end to end for a banner, but then...as Square begins to point out...it's difficult to figure out who's who, and who deserves to be recognized in such a manner. Reduce nine people to six, and you get into more of a scuffle over "popularity." At least Square elected not to bless me with a head fulla Brylcreem.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

That's much better. GIMP's text editing feature leaves a lot to be desired, and my skilz are decidedly less than l33t.

Then we'll stick with the higher contrast version.

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#1938 2008-09-22 13:23:17

pALEPHx wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

That's much better. GIMP's text editing feature leaves a lot to be desired, and my skilz are decidedly less than l33t.

Then we'll stick with the higher contrast version.

What'd you do, just take the erase tool to the background layer?

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#1939 2008-09-22 13:48:25

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#1940 2008-09-22 15:34:37

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#1941 2008-09-26 00:51:36

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#1942 2008-09-26 01:06:22

pALEPHx wrote:

SPECIAL NOTE: All banners, excluding the 'seasonal' ones, are now being shown. Vote early (or late, late, late), and vote often. Favorite banners appear here. Despised ones get deleted.*

Can this get stickied or put on the links bar or something? It's a pain to dig up from the thread.

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#1943 2008-09-26 01:58:11

The High-Street Hotline.

https://cruelery.com/img/high-street-hotline.jpg


Call our equal orientation suicide facilitators today.

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#1944 2008-09-26 02:09:31

sigmoid freud wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

SPECIAL NOTE: All banners, excluding the 'seasonal' ones, are now being shown. Vote early (or late, late, late), and vote often. Favorite banners appear here. Despised ones get deleted.*

Can this get stickied or put on the links bar or something? It's a pain to dig up from the thread.

Perhaps stick a link to it on the banners page?

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#1945 2008-09-26 02:19:55

sigmoid freud wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Favorite banners appear here.

Can this get stickied or put on the links bar or something? It's a pain to dig up from the thread.

Hmm, the link bar already has a lot as is.  Can you think of somewhere else unobtrusive but accessible to put it?  Whatever choad agrees to I can probably implement.

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jesusluvspegging wrote:

Perhaps stick a link to it on the banners page?

Only problem there is the banners page isn't accessible to everyone.

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#1946 2008-09-26 03:05:01

square wrote:

Only problem there is the banners page isn't accessible to everyone.

To whom, of the registered members, is it inaccessible?

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#1947 2008-09-26 03:49:32

square wrote:

Only problem there is the banners page isn't accessible to everyone.

I figured all the registered members had it, since I have received no account upgrades that I am aware of.  If all the members can access it, who gives a rats ass about the huddled masses?

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#1948 2008-09-26 12:10:17

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#1949 2008-09-26 12:25:34

?

http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/05/nics-pita-bread.JPG

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#1950 2008-09-27 01:58:03

jesusluvspegging wrote:

I figured all the registered members had it, since I have received no account upgrades that I am aware of.  If all the members can access it, who gives a rats ass about the huddled masses?

True, it is only guests who can't see that page.  I wasn't sure last night and couldn't be arsed to look it up then.  Yeah, I'll stick a link somewhere in there soon and announce it here so everyone's aware.

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