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#2 2008-09-30 15:44:03

Suddenly, I love San Francisco just a little bit more.

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#3 2008-09-30 16:05:35

Sick: “‘Why do (these people) bring kids here? This is a leather fair for god’s sake,’ said Bahran Aliassa, who was masturbating in public."

Yeah - But, who doesn't start spouting gibberish when they're at the point of orgasm during a good masturbation session?  Be-Sides, the individual in the image appears to be a midget rather than a child.

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#4 2008-09-30 16:23:08

Who the fuck invited her?

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#5 2008-09-30 17:30:46

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

Who the fuck invited her?

Michelle doesn't like to boast, but she's an anal vixen.

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#6 2008-09-30 18:22:47

She hates it so but you know she studies every picture. She has been consistant in her choice of outraged citizen photographer. Who has recently come into his own with the skills, ability and hunger to get right up front for the money shots.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/359_folsom_2007.jpg

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#7 2008-09-30 18:30:42

I have a couple of commentator accounts at her sites where my uber conservative alter egos runs rampant and roughshod over her memes.

I missed the boat on this one to get in early on the therad, but I may try and inject and link to the teddy bears give your kid the homosex essay Oplus posted yesterday.

If any of you have an unhinged wingnut diatribe you want to post to her sites, please PM me.

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#8 2008-09-30 19:26:15

Dude, that shirt is the shit

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#9 2008-09-30 21:29:52

She only wrote a handful of lines of text in her "column." Basically it's an excuse to show prurient pictures.

"Gay people on the streets is hideous, degenerate, and has no place in our society. So, without further ado, I give you dozens and dozens of pictures of dudes blowing each other."

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#10 2008-09-30 21:30:55

3-27-92

http://oliverwillis.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/malkinbikini.jpg

Nevar forget.

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#11 2008-09-30 21:49:36

Those are some serious child-bearing hips.

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#12 2008-09-30 23:36:33

Taint wrote:

Those are some serious child-bearing hips.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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#13 2008-10-01 00:19:25

Taint wrote:

Those are some serious child-bearing hips.

If anyone can close enough to her, yeah.

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#14 2008-10-01 01:11:05

Michelle's pathetic loserishness aside, I have to laugh at those photos. they look so..yawn.... does sex get boring when it's so matter of fact? I mean, those naked guys look from their facial expressions as if they could be discussing shopping for a recliner or scheduling their next  golf game together, rather than getting hummers from some pee soaked dude on his knees among them.

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#15 2008-10-01 01:21:31

Nearly as bad as that, Toe, are the numbers of straight people who come to be titillated. The sheer volume of single, middle-aged to older Asian guys toting cameras, and straight couples who will talk about their trip to the Folsom Street fair for ages to come (and will be considered daring by their friends for doing so) makes the fair pretty unexciting any more. I was there for an hour this year. You can't get through the crowds, it's mostly vendors selling porn and various accessories, and there are just way too many breeder gawkers (Not that there's anything wrong with breeders, of course. Why, some of my best friends are breeders.)

It's basically Middle American Kink. Anymore, Folsom is more about the parties during the week prior to the fair. I didn't even bother going to Dore earlier in the summer.

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#16 2008-10-01 01:37:05

ah297900 wrote:

3-27-92

http://oliverwillis.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/malkinbikini.jpg

Nevar forget.

Oh, shit.  I think I got drunk and fucked her in college.

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#17 2008-10-01 06:33:57

Taint wrote:

Nearly as bad as that, Toe, are the numbers of straight people who come to be titillated. The sheer volume of single, middle-aged to older Asian guys toting cameras, and straight couples who will talk about their trip to the Folsom Street fair for ages to come (and will be considered daring by their friends for doing so) makes the fair pretty unexciting any more. I was there for an hour this year. You can't get through the crowds, it's mostly vendors selling porn and various accessories, and there are just way too many breeder gawkers (Not that there's anything wrong with breeders, of course. Why, some of my best friends are breeders.)

It's basically Middle American Kink. Anymore, Folsom is more about the parties during the week prior to the fair. I didn't even bother going to Dore earlier in the summer.

that's funny. So Folsom is becoming the gay man's equivalent of the Hawaiian luau for the tourists.    And wtf-us breeders, like any self proclaimed "dominant culture" are pretty fucking lame most of the time so it doesn't surprise me you have to deal with the looky loos.

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#18 2008-10-01 07:33:47

It was reported that Nancy Pelosi wore a studded leather Little Bo Peep outfit and carried a six foot cattle prod as she hosted the wildly popular animal husbandry tent at this year’s festival.

Easily the most appealing I've found her.  You would think that She would be able to corral the needed votes.

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#19 2008-10-01 08:13:00

icangetyouatoe wrote:

And wtf-us breeders, like any self proclaimed "dominant culture" are pretty fucking lame most of the time so...

Yeah, we're lame because we're busy pwning the shit out of everybody else.

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#20 2008-10-01 12:34:35

I used to go to the nude beach just south of San Francisco  in the early- mid 70's (can't remember the name)  All the middle aged couples up on the road above, with binoculars... and as we are heading down the path my girlfriend comments that all the guys had woodies....

So in a way it is sad that the magick of the fair has passed for our gay brethren.  But that is what being 'accepted' by the general population is about, no matter what kind of noise the 'Malkens' of the world make.  Think of it as assimilation.

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#21 2008-10-01 22:50:05

ah297900 wrote:

Yeah, we're lame because we're busy pwning the shit out of everybody else.

Shit has been known to sink to the proper level.

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#22 2008-10-02 04:31:31

Dmtdust wrote:

I used to go to the nude beach just south of San Francisco  in the early- mid 70's (can't remember the name)  All the middle aged couples up on the road above, with binoculars... and as we are heading down the path my girlfriend comments that all the guys had woodies....

So in a way it is sad that the magick of the fair has passed for our gay brethren.  But that is what being 'accepted' by the general population is about, no matter what kind of noise the 'Malkens' of the world make.  Think of it as assimilation.

Folsom Street:  Putting the "ass" in assimilation.

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#23 2008-10-02 08:47:44

It's a world of difference between going to a nice peaceful nude beach and sucking some strangers cock in downtown San Fran.

I fail to see the "edgy" part about public anonymous sex. You want edgy, dress up as the Pope and really creep people out.

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#24 2008-10-02 12:34:08

GooberMcNutly wrote:

It's a world of difference between going to a nice peaceful nude beach and sucking some strangers cock in downtown San Fran.

I fail to see the "edgy" part about public anonymous sex. You want edgy, dress up as the Pope and really creep people out.

I must be wired differently. I won't even sit on a bus seat in shorts.

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#25 2008-10-02 13:11:22

'I must be wired differently. I won't even sit on a bus seat in shorts.'


There is such a world of possibilities in this statement.

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#26 2008-10-02 16:36:13

she smiles....

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#27 2008-10-02 16:41:19

icangetyouatoe wrote:

she smiles....

knowingly....

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#28 2008-10-02 17:14:55

GooberMcNutly wrote:

It's a world of difference between going to a nice peaceful nude beach and sucking some strangers cock in downtown San Fran.

I don't get it--are we supposed to see this fair as an expression of sexual liberation on par with gay marriage? To me, this is a gathering of some of the most profoundly unhealthy people in SF; it's more of a communal reenactment of childhood traumas. I mean, healthy people don't ask other healthy people to piss and beat off on them. Look in their eyes--they don't even seem to be enjoying themselves. Anybody else? I'm especially interested in what teh gheys have to say.

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#29 2008-10-02 20:45:04

What I don’t get is why people who don’t want to participate in the goings on at S&M events bother to attend.  The idea of being near people covered in piss or near random strangers squirting possibly diseased cum freaks me out.  You also will never catch me dead at an MLK celebration or at a church service where people handle snakes and speak in tongues.  I don’t object to these events occurring, but I don’t want to be there.  And the reason is the same for all three events; I don’t want to participate in the crowd’s activities and therefore my presence would put a damper on everyone else’s enjoyment of the event.

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#30 2008-10-02 21:11:18

fnord wrote:

What I don’t get is why people who don’t want to participate in the goings on at S&M events bother to attend.  The idea of being near people covered in piss or near random strangers squirting possibly diseased cum freaks me out.  You also will never catch me dead at an MLK celebration or at a church service where people handle snakes and speak in tongues.  I don’t object to these events occurring, but I don’t want to be there.  And the reason is the same for all three events; I don’t want to participate in the crowd’s activities and therefore my presence would put a damper on everyone else’s enjoyment of the event.

Oh, for christ's sake, Fnord. Stop being reasonable.

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#31 2008-10-03 00:24:42

fnord wrote:

What I don’t get is why people who don’t want to participate in the goings on at S&M events bother to attend.  The idea of being near people covered in piss or near random strangers squirting possibly diseased cum freaks me out.  You also will never catch me dead at an MLK celebration or at a church service where people handle snakes and speak in tongues.  I don’t object to these events occurring, but I don’t want to be there.  And the reason is the same for all three events; I don’t want to participate in the crowd’s activities and therefore my presence would put a damper on everyone else’s enjoyment of the event.

But if someone shouts "Cross Burning!" you'll show up with the marshmallows, eh?

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#32 2008-10-03 00:33:16

Zookeeper wrote:

fnord wrote:

What I don’t get is why people who don’t want to participate in the goings on at S&M events bother to attend.  The idea of being near people covered in piss or near random strangers squirting possibly diseased cum freaks me out.  You also will never catch me dead at an MLK celebration or at a church service where people handle snakes and speak in tongues.  I don’t object to these events occurring, but I don’t want to be there.  And the reason is the same for all three events; I don’t want to participate in the crowd’s activities and therefore my presence would put a damper on everyone else’s enjoyment of the event.

But if someone shouts "Cross Burning!" you'll show up with the marshmallows, eh?

Not at all, I’m concerned about global warming.  I believe people and groups should do what they can to limit the amount of carbon they release into the environment and I can’t get behind the production of pollution in order to make a political statement.

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#33 2008-10-03 10:22:29

Oh come on, fnord, nothing greener than an old fashioned cross burning. Local products, renewable resources and homespun fun. Plus, you are reducing the human load on the planet's resources. Just don't use an oil based fire starter. I recommend sustainable grasses for the tinder.

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#34 2008-10-03 12:46:46

ah297900 wrote:

Anybody else? I'm especially interested in what teh gheys have to say.

https://cruelery.com/header/skydiver_furry.jpg

Also applies to queens who don't feel their bedroom activities need to be in other people's living rooms. It's not prudishness, or closeted behavior. Just about all animals are vulnerable when they're copulating. And no one wants their sex life critiqued by Michelle Malkin. It's like having Bill O'Reilly tell you how to make a soufflé.*

(*I was going to say something about a fish needing a bicycle, but she got married)

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#36 2008-10-04 00:47:42

Encouraging race AND species mixing? They should be drummed outta the Klan.

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#37 2008-10-05 01:38:49

Seriously. That dog isn't white enough to be a "good" dog any more...

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