orangeplus wrote:

Was that Aladdin Sane in his UnderRoos?

Toys can, indeed, give you The Gay

To keep your baby from becoming homosexual, you should not give him any toys from birth to the age of three years. Nor should you give him musical instruments until he is about four.
All sophisticated (personalised) toys, e.g., dolls, stuffed animals, miniature cars and plastic animals, are advised against.
All musical instruments, e.g., piano, guitar, trumpet or violin, are advised against.
I advise banning toys altogether for young children. Indeed, they cause misfortune for children under four, and children over the age of seven are too old to play with them. Furthermore, children under four could take the toys of their older siblings.
Young children can, however, play outdoors with any unsophisticated (non-personalised) toys they find, e.g., stones, sticks, earth, soil, grass, and so on.

Don't take it so seriously. The best thing we can do for religious people like that is to laugh gently and say "there, there." (Or...this is just a joke...you could join me in my secret Christmas church bombing plot. We couldn't, of course, take them all out, but we could decimate several denominations....)

ah297900 wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Don't take it so seriously. The best thing we can do for religious people like that is to laugh gently and say "there, there."

That's a luxury you have in Canada because they're not in charge.

You've obviously never been to Alberta or Newfoundland.

Young children can, however, play outdoors with any unsophisticated (non-personalised) toys they find, e.g., stones, sticks, earth, soil, grass, and so on.

Little boys come equipped with all of the toys they need to keep themselves entertained for hours. And when they tire with that, they can always throw sticks and rocks at the neighbors pets. Or shove them up their rectums, if it's rainy out.

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Little boys come equipped with all of the toys they need to keep themselves entertained for hours.

You didn't seriously say that, did you?

Obviously the opinions opined in that pathetic llittle manifesto are the result of in-breeding and brain damage. Just the same, the commercialization of playthings is sickening to anyone who sees childhood as a time to develop intellect, imagination, and the spirit of adventure. I wasn't allowed anything that was advertised on TV - no crappy plastic toys, (or cartoon breakfast cereals). I had my bike, my pump action .177, my wrist-rocket, money I made at the pool hall and a library card. What the hell else could a boy need? So yeah...in some ways I do think that toys can be instrumental in the creation of faggots. Heterosexual faggots, but still faggots.

LEGO isn't what I'd think of as a "gay" toy. Odd that it had that effect on you.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

LEGO isn't what I'd think of as a "gay" toy. Odd that it had that effect on you.

The only reason to have a beard is for the way it retains the scent of a woman's fuck juices.

Can we stop with the accusations of homosexuality?  It's so middle school...

Oh, sorry, JLP. I thought you were gay. My bad. Someone else around here is, or at least used to be gay besides the obvious...but I can't remember who.

Yeah, nothing makes you ghey faster than GI Joe Underoos.

I had a ton of Lego. If I hadn't moved across country, I'd probably still be playing with it.