If I still lived in NYC, he wouldn't need to be advertising. I would have pummeled his sorry, stuck-up ass already. Barring my non-imminent return, he can give his shit up to a David Geffen type if he fancies that kind of price on getting fucked. If the poor fool hasn't figured out where his own prostate is, then no amount of money can help him.

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Stick with the tweakers down by the overpass, you will save yourself money and the feeling that while you are getting blown, you are really getting fucked.

Are you speaking from experience? Because that's not any experience I know.

What a twink, he pussied out.

The auction is annulled and cancelled. -
No bids have been or will be accepted.

A very amazing person has taken pity on me and offered me a real job in my chosen line of work.


The fact that someone came forward to help me amidst all the hatred has completely changed the way I look at people. Sorry to sound cheesy, and I know that everyone will take great delight in mocking me, but you need to understand that I'm in somewhat of an emotional state right now -- the last 48 hours have been the most intense experience of my life and have taught me a tremendous amount.

The thousands of pieces of hatemail I received, while extremely painful for me to read (and I read every single one) had a profound effect on me.

I ask that you respect my privacy. I choose to remain anonymous, my new employer (and this is the condition of my employment) chooses to remain anonymous.

Once I settle down a bit, I'll be writing an essay on this experience - no not a book deal (there were 2 offers) or anything for money -- just an essay and publishing it for free with the greatest blogger on the globe, Blognigger.

BN, thanks for the favor - I owe you one. BN community - thanks to you as well. You're harsh but loving in the end, and I appreciate what you did for me as well.

Bye.