#2 2008-10-07 00:01:56
Not exactly a new concept, but if any of the "biohazard" tramp stamps I've seen on gayporn actors count for something, then certain people don't need redundant messages.
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#3 2008-10-07 01:27:20
this guy is not only hideously ugly -he has some weird burn scars, check it out-but obviously is in dire need of a reach around, like, yesterday.
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#4 2008-10-07 06:51:47
This is the type of man who shows up at an emergency room with a candle, light bulb, or dead rodent stuck in his ass. Such people are to be pitied.
Last edited by fnord (2008-10-07 06:52:32)
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#6 2008-10-07 08:39:54
Isn't it true that many gay dudes don't even really have anal sex? Except for special occasions like Christmas and bar mitzvahs and whatnot?
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#7 2008-10-07 08:52:03
The Rev Dr Peter Mullen, who is rector of St Michael’s Cornhill and St Sepulchre without Newgate in the City
Didn't they really mean:
The Rev Dr Peter Mullen, who is rectum of St Michael’s Cornhhole and St Sepulchre without Newgate in the City,
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#8 2008-10-07 08:54:16
I also like the poem on the Good Reverend's blog:
Gay wedding at St Bartholomew’s EC1
The Bishop of London is in a high huff
Because Dr Dudley has married a puff;
And not just one puff – he’s married another:
Two priests, two puffs and either to other.
“It isn’t a wedding, for that’s not allowed;
They’ve just come together and promised and vowed
To shack up and snug up, to have and to hold:
Ooh aren’t we radical! Ooh aren’t we bold!”
Now here’s a most queer and most wonderful thing:
He’s given his hand, he’s offered his ring;
And each to the other forever will bend,
After their troll in the coach up West End.
Not a flash wedding, no pics in Hello!
Just a honeymoon cottage, convenient so.
Of such Dr Dudley a goldmine has found,
From shaven-head puftas the nuptial pink pound.
The new Church of England embraces diversity,
A fresh modulation on ancient perversity:
“I’m C of E and PC so don’t think it odd of me
To offer a licence and blessing for sodomy.”
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