#2 2008-10-11 14:12:52
*deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WRONG NO NO WRONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY FATHER WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?
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#3 2008-10-11 14:18:53
And you can fill him up with any liquid you like....
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#4 2008-10-11 14:22:02
it's also a hat
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#5 2008-10-11 14:48:04
Finally, a toy specifically for the water-sports loving pedophile. Talk about niche marketing.
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#6 2008-10-11 18:31:53
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
And you can fill him up with any liquid you like....
I vote for some Smirnoff 100º.
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#7 2008-10-11 18:41:11
pALEPHx wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
And you can fill him up with any liquid you like....
I vote for some Smirnoff 100º.
Smirnoff is foul. If you're gonna use vodka, use one that doesn't suck.
Regardless, I think vodka is obviously the wrong booze to use in the pee pee doll for reasons of coloration. You should probably use tequila instead.
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#8 2008-10-11 18:53:50
Smirnoff is foul, pENIx, as JLP suggests. Try a Russian, Ukrainian or Polish vodka. I keep mine in the freezer. I had a Ukranian a few years back with an entire stem of buffalo grass in the bottle. It was delicious...and slightly urinaceous in hue. You could always supplement with a drop of yellow food colouring, if you crave the full chromatic experience. But you know what - I've got an idea. Why don't you just use pee?
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#9 2008-10-11 19:05:12
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Why don't you just use pee?
Because I'm not into that. Why are you trying to promote it? If I must suck or be bathed by the weakly erecting dick of some infant doll (like that woman in the thread last week), then I'd better be getting something damn close to Devil's Springs vodka or Everclear.
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#10 2008-10-11 19:07:20
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Why don't you just use pee?
For authenticity, you could just use apple juice.
Ask anyone who's ever had a kid.
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#11 2008-10-11 19:13:55
George Orr wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Why don't you just use pee?
For authenticity, you could just use apple juice.
Ask anyone who's ever had a kid.
That's not going to work, George. I'm having a hard time understanding exactly what he wants, but clearly it has to contain alcohol. How about Galliano? 
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#12 2008-10-11 19:37:51
George Orr wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Why don't you just use pee?
For authenticity, you could just use apple juice.
Ask anyone who's ever had a kid.
Never had one, never been one, apparently. At least, not the sorta boychick who'd put Martinelli's into dollies for effect. On a side note, I once replaced a guy's urine sample with apple cider. He popped positive. Har har.
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#13 2008-10-12 02:39:22
I still say a really cheap tequila would be ideal, not only for its natural urine color, but also for the stench and general philosophical harmony.
Shit, I gotta get one of these and take it to a party sometime. That would be considered Epic among my theater nerd friends.
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#14 2008-10-13 10:37:53
Am I sick if I suggest stage blood or thinned out ketchup? Or maybe blue tempera paint?
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#15 2008-10-13 11:17:07
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Am I sick if I suggest stage blood or thinned out ketchup? Or maybe blue tempera paint?
No.
You are sick because you come to High-Street.
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#16 2008-10-13 11:40:58
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Am I sick if I suggest stage blood or thinned out ketchup? Or maybe blue tempera paint?
This is a bad place for approval-seeking.
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