#2 2007-10-21 12:33:23
All I know about Chantix is that Husband™'s doctor--and no one in the world wants Husband™ to quit more than his doctor, unless it's his mom--told him to hold off on trying the stuff for a few months, to see what the side effects are (the real-world side effects, that is, and not what the FDA found out). The doc didn't elaborate, but now I wonder if he's heard a few tales like these...
The manufacturers claim a 44% success rate for quitting, which is fucking phenomenal when you're talking about cigarettes.
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#3 2007-10-21 13:33:06
On the bright side, the victim doesn't smoke anymore.
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#4 2007-10-21 15:23:01
Oh fer fuck sakes. Throw away the cigarettes, and walk away. Do not kid yourself... you can do it. If anyone can beat a monkey on his back it is you Choad. If I did it (2 packs a day) you can.
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#5 2007-10-21 15:36:08
How was this a suicide?
Taint does have a point. If everyone who takes the drug dies it can then be said to have had a 100% success rate. It could become a more effective cure for smoking than lung cancer.
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#6 2007-10-21 15:38:06
While I always appreciate being offered drugs, I think I'll pass. However, if you have a few lbs of isosafrole, I've got this killer original root beer recipe...
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#7 2007-10-21 15:42:23
Hey, Opsec, is there anyone more sanctimonious and insufferable than a former pole smoker?
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#8 2007-10-21 15:45:01
choad wrote:
Hey, Opsec, is there anyone more sanctimonious and insufferable than a former pole smoker?
A recovering alcoholic.
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#9 2007-10-21 15:46:26
choad wrote:
Hey, Opsec, is there anyone more sanctimonious and insufferable than a former pole smoker?
There's a cure for that. Aids.
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#10 2007-10-21 15:49:29
Dmtdust wrote:
Oh fer fuck sakes. Throw away the cigarettes, and walk away. Do not kid yourself... you can do it. If anyone can beat a monkey on his back it is you Choad. If I did it (2 packs a day) you can.
Well if you want to go off of anecdotal evidence, there are many, many people who couldn't quit, and if they couldn't then nobody can.
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#11 2007-10-21 17:33:28
Taint wrote:
choad wrote:
Hey, Opsec, is there anyone more sanctimonious and insufferable than a former pole smoker?
A recovering alcoholic.
Mais oui, mary.
I'm also waiting until the jury's out on Chantix. I figure, if I take that, bupropion, alprazolam, and a few shots of scotch, I might as well have them medically induce a coma for three weeks while my lungs clear. Former addicts are almost always self-aggrandizing twats.
"I quit blankety-blank, so I'm here to prove you can do it."
"Christonnacrutch, you're insufferable. Would you please start drinking/smoking/shooting up again so the rest of us can stomach you?"
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#12 2007-10-21 20:30:35
It is my belief that the only allowable drug side effects should be fun ones. Side effects should be things like enhanced orgasms, increased sex drive, perceiving your partner(s) as way hotter than they really are, this sort of thing.
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#13 2007-10-21 20:38:42
fnord wrote:
It is my belief that the only allowable drug side effects should be fun ones. Side effects should be things like enhanced orgasms, increased sex drive, perceiving your partner(s) as way hotter than they really are, this sort of thing.
Finally, someone speaks up and says what needs to be said.
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#14 2007-10-21 20:48:24
I'm all for quitting and fully intend to ditch the 40 fags a day habit - I just know I have to avoid my good buddies Jack and Jim for a few weeks while I do so . . . and I really like my friends.
regardless - any encouragements, suggestions or thinly veiled insults are welcome.
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#15 2007-10-21 21:31:01
It took me years to do it. So quit yer moaning. You can get through it without other drugs, though candy and cannabis are suggested. Learn to do something with your hands... and find other routines... That did it for me.
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#16 2007-10-21 22:15:58
Dmtdust wrote:
It took me years to do it. So quit yer moaning. You can get through it without other drugs, though candy and cannabis are suggested. Learn to do something with your hands... and find other routines... That did it for me.
Actually - that is the best kind of support - last thing anyone needs is "comforting and understanding" - fucking eh - bust our balls for being wimps!
(pls note the the [sarcastic] switch is set to off)
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#17 2007-10-21 23:16:38
Each time you feel the need for a cigarette, beat off instead.
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#18 2007-10-21 23:27:43
Taint wrote:
Each time you feel the need for a cigarette, beat off instead.
will you do it for me?
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#19 2007-10-21 23:32:54
Sorry, Emmy. I strictly limit myself to no more than six times per day.
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#20 2007-10-21 23:42:14
40*365 to the wilting power of ten is proof enough THIS DOES NOT WORK.
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#21 2007-10-22 00:48:34
choad wrote:
Hey, Opsec, is there anyone more sanctimonious and insufferable than a former pole smoker?
Portegee Baptist neighbors.
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#22 2007-10-22 00:55:32
choad wrote:
Hey, Opsec, is there anyone more sanctimonious and insufferable than a former pole smoker?
Jairo?
funny aside - I couldn't remember his name, so I searched Puta.
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#23 2007-10-22 01:02:40
XregnaR wrote:
choad wrote:
Hey, Opsec, is there anyone more sanctimonious and insufferable than a former pole smoker?
Portegee Baptist neighbors.
Bwahahahahahahaha. Good one.
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#24 2007-10-22 15:32:51
fnord wrote:
It is my belief that the only allowable drug side effects should be fun ones. Side effects should be things like enhanced orgasms, increased sex drive, perceiving your partner(s) as way hotter than they really are, this sort of thing.
They call that BEER.
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#25 2007-10-22 15:39:02
Taint wrote:
Each time you feel the need for a cigarette, beat off instead.
Every time you smoke, God kills a kitten.
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#26 2007-10-22 16:01:36
Roger_That wrote:
Taint wrote:
Each time you feel the need for a cigarette, beat off instead.
Every time you smoke, God kills a kitten.
God kills a kitten every time you beat off too so neither of these is good for the kitten population at my house.
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#27 2007-10-22 16:06:19
Bigcat wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Taint wrote:
Each time you feel the need for a cigarette, beat off instead.
Every time you smoke, God kills a kitten.
God kills a kitten every time you beat off too so neither of these is good for the kitten population at my house.
But since most smokers like to light up after fucking (themselves), doesn't it then follow that smokers kill twice as many kittens than the nonsmoking population?
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#28 2007-10-22 16:19:43
What happens when a kitten beats off?
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#29 2007-10-22 16:53:18
sofaking wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Every time you smoke, God kills a kitten.God kills a kitten every time you beat off too so neither of these is good for the kitten population at my house.
But since most smokers like to light up after fucking (themselves), doesn't it then follow that smokers kill twice as many kittens than the nonsmoking population?
Well, yes. If you do the math that way, you are correct. You must be a mamber of PETA. I believe they have all of the beat off/smoking numbers on fuzzy kitten deaths in thier archives.
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#31 2007-10-22 18:23:04
Well at least we know the kitten isn't mormon...
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#32 2007-10-22 23:55:01
RT wrote:
Every time you smoke, God kills a kitten.
Conversely, every time that you kill a kitten, Dog kicks back with a smoke.
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#34 2007-10-25 22:02:54
Dmtdust wrote:
http://starwars.yahoo.com/videos/anti-smoking-psa?lid=1111a2222b3333c4444d5555d6666fff
Oh you bastard - I actually remember that.
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#35 2007-10-25 22:11:21
It saved your life, didn't it?
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#36 2007-10-25 23:29:39
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#37 2007-10-26 00:45:54
Is she smoking a camel?
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#38 2007-10-26 12:40:03
Have a heart attack, get stents put in, spend 10 days in the hospital. You'll quit... I did.
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#39 2007-10-26 13:05:48
shagnasty wrote:
Have a heart attack, get stents put in, spend 10 days in the hospital. You'll quit... I did.
Are you available for parties?
edit: Yeah, that wasn't called for. I'm going for a walk. Maybe I'll beat off after.
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#40 2007-10-26 13:10:37
choad wrote:
Are you available for parties?
edit: Yeah, that wasn't called for.
For gawds' sakes, if you can't be an asshole here, then where the fuck?
Soft-hearted mealy-mouthed cocksucker...
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#41 2007-10-26 13:51:20
choad wrote:
shagnasty wrote:
Have a heart attack, get stents put in, spend 10 days in the hospital. You'll quit... I did.
Are you available for parties?
edit: Yeah, that wasn't called for. I'm going for a walk. Maybe I'll beat off after.
* laughs his ass off * Now that's the Cruel of old, brings a tear to the eye... thinking of those halcyon days when that would just be the opening salvo in a flame war. Good shot Choad.
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#42 2007-10-26 13:56:08
Obligatory visual...
Two fucking words and I misspell both, with GO lurking. I think I'll go beat off too.
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