#51 2008-10-15 21:06:05

Choad, that Hulu link of yours is streaming the FOX Network's coverage.  FOX does not have squiggly lines at the bottom of the screen like CNN has.  I hate FOX!  I miss the squiggly lines!  I may have to get up and go into the den after all.

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#52 2008-10-15 21:06:28

orangeplus wrote:

ha ha! Karen's homeless! Ha Ha!

Old news; my ass, you can kiss it.

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#53 2008-10-15 21:06:49

Each blink means they're absorbing new information. Shout out to Nancy Reagan was utterly unnecessary. McCain is talking about greed on Wall Street, as if he knows nothing about how it happened. Why is a short-term fix something worth talking about? I want a long-term fix, you bitch. The mortgage crisis is a slow muthafukkin start for either of them. Obama lays it out "worst since the Depression." Thank you for actually saying it. Obama's got his four-point principle. Next...

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#54 2008-10-15 21:06:53

he's got purty lips

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#55 2008-10-15 21:07:17

Heh heh. He said "package."

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#56 2008-10-15 21:07:46

they are both robots

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#57 2008-10-15 21:08:05

Joe Wantsaburger?

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#58 2008-10-15 21:08:09

Let's take 300 billion out of the 700 billion to buy mortgages?  Sure, the markets will love hearing that the bailout got chopped in half.

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#59 2008-10-15 21:08:17

McCain wants you to sit in his lap

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#60 2008-10-15 21:08:23

McCain is really not comfortable.

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#61 2008-10-15 21:08:32

Was that huge vein always on the left side of Obama's head?

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#62 2008-10-15 21:08:39

Worzelberger!

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#63 2008-10-15 21:08:55

I will buy businesses for all the plumbers!

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#64 2008-10-15 21:09:25

Poor Joe, the TV nets have just dispatched people to setup tents on your lawn

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#65 2008-10-15 21:10:18

The squiggly lines on CNN say that the chicks dig Obama.

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#66 2008-10-15 21:10:20

Good move Barack - talk to the camera.

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#67 2008-10-15 21:10:29

Socialism is the last remaining line of attack they can use

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#68 2008-10-15 21:10:48

Every nurse deserves an opportunity to buy their own hospital!

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#69 2008-10-15 21:11:24

Obama is a bobblehead, McCain is weakly strategizing by association. Obama takes notes on what small business owners do. Wonder what he'll say next. What he's "actually gonna do." How colloquial. Obama still promising tax cuts for 95% of working families. Sucks that we're all doing that poorly. Obama is making a good stake in the initial presentation, leaves McCain talking about him as averse to his own shit. Bad move.

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#70 2008-10-15 21:11:32

Spread your legs! I mean the wealth!

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#71 2008-10-15 21:11:36

"Class warfare". Hitting low already.

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#72 2008-10-15 21:11:41

oh no Joe!

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#73 2008-10-15 21:12:15

Obama is doing the usual Democrat schtick; he keeps promising people he'll let them plunder their 401(k)'s...I'll be voting for him, yes; but his "I'll spend this" and "We'll give that" is so much like the Right's caricatures of tax-and-spend Democrats.

McCain talks about Joe The Plumber like he's a friend...When do you reckon is the last time Senator Beer Heiress Husband had an actual conversation with a working man or woman?

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#74 2008-10-15 21:12:17

his transmitter just short-circuited

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#75 2008-10-15 21:12:18

Ooooh, Warren Buffet muthafucka! Eat that!

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#76 2008-10-15 21:12:56

Nobody likes taxes! Nobody!

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#77 2008-10-15 21:13:00

fucking Joe, I hate that guy

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#78 2008-10-15 21:13:16

American businesses pay the second highest? Huh?

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#79 2008-10-15 21:13:30

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/12/mario300_narrowweb__300x392,0.jpg

call me joe

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#80 2008-10-15 21:13:56

everytime they say Taxes, I hear texas

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#81 2008-10-15 21:14:17

Obama needs to repeat earlier point. This is going to be tough if I can't stick to the high points. Obama "nobody likes taxes" tellin' it like i'tis. McCain seems to be cutting in. McCain talking about cutting business taxes. This is just the first damn point. I am going to break my neck while it spins around. This is why I never watch these things.

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#82 2008-10-15 21:14:43

I can't believe McCain has resurrected the body politic of Huey Long

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#83 2008-10-15 21:15:15

Jesus jumping christ my screen's melting...i c

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#84 2008-10-15 21:15:46

Ooooh, "health scare system" -- nice Freudian slip.

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#85 2008-10-15 21:15:50

How do we determine which programs work?

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#86 2008-10-15 21:15:50

oh shit, he told the truth, fuck the world is dooomed, DOOOOOOOMMMEED I tell ye

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#87 2008-10-15 21:15:57

So, Joe the plumber makes over 250k a year?

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#88 2008-10-15 21:16:43

damn, he told the truth then lied lied lied, guess the world's gonna be ok

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#89 2008-10-15 21:16:53

Obama mentions seniors. Bully for him. Draws a non-distinction about himself and McCain "investing in America." Mentions college, forgets we're already in the 21st Century. Ethic of responsibility sounds frighteningly like he wants to be FDR.

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#90 2008-10-15 21:16:54

ah297900 wrote:

So, Joe the plumber makes over 250k a year?

Yes.  These days as he's wriggling under your sink you can see gold bouillon poking out of his asscrack.

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#91 2008-10-15 21:16:58

Homeownership schmomeomership.

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#92 2008-10-15 21:17:01

It's nice to hear Obama talk about belt-tightening.

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#93 2008-10-15 21:17:25

ah297900 wrote:

So, Joe the plumber makes over 250k a year?

I take it you have never had to hire a plumber ever in your life...

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#94 2008-10-15 21:17:29

schip

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#95 2008-10-15 21:17:29

You go, Bob.

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#96 2008-10-15 21:17:41

Um... is McCain going to start every debate talking about someone dying in the hospital?

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#97 2008-10-15 21:17:50

Okay? Okay?

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#98 2008-10-15 21:18:05

McCain is already getting angry, and they haven't even really argued about anything yet.

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#99 2008-10-15 21:18:11

Wasn't it McCain's party that increased spending?

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#100 2008-10-15 21:18:31

I know how to do it! I know how! Cuz I'm John MCain! You don't know shit!

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