#101 2008-10-15 21:18:31

damn, McCain was rolling good then wrecked it

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#102 2008-10-15 21:18:51

McC "knows how" to do ALLLLLLL these wonderful things...Why won't he share his secrets?  Why won't he help us?

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#103 2008-10-15 21:18:53

his face is getting redder and redder

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#104 2008-10-15 21:19:21

Pork barrels! Earmarks! Oh shit -- don't piss on the Adler guys! They'll bust the science out on your ass.

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#105 2008-10-15 21:19:35

Sorry, I was a little behind.  I'm caught up now.

So, you do realize that Joe the plumber was a plant, right?  Campaign staff does that shit all the time... My senator's in a crazy race, we've had TONS of people calling in trying to catch my ass in something to tell his opponent.

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#106 2008-10-15 21:19:37

Bwahahahahahaha!  McCain still doesn't know the difference between an overhead projector and a planetarium's projector.

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#107 2008-10-15 21:19:53

Millions of jobs and energy independence. Whoop di fuckin' doo. He's not actually saying anything about how to achieve it. I used to really like McCain (mostly when he was running against Bush). He took a cheap dig on Obama's planetarium. I had one in my high school. Please do not let the next half hour devolve into a bickerfest about earmarks.

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#108 2008-10-15 21:19:58

"Ear marks account for one half of one percent of the federal budget."

Hmm.

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#109 2008-10-15 21:20:47

It can be BUDGET TIME!

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#110 2008-10-15 21:21:06

"I'm not President Bush"

Hahaha!

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#111 2008-10-15 21:21:09

You should have run four years ago! Snap!

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#112 2008-10-15 21:21:12

pALEPHx... I hear ya.  I've said again and again that I'd vote for McCain circa 2000 in a HEARTBEAT.

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#113 2008-10-15 21:21:49

I will get 'em . . . I will . . . hurtin' . . . I can bring 'em . . . huh?

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#114 2008-10-15 21:21:54

McCain invokes Bloomberg, godsknow why. Obama has started with the sotto voce remarks. He's not smiling anymore. Wonder why.

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#115 2008-10-15 21:21:56

I love Schieffer.  He's such an adorable old man... he could tell you "Fuck off" and make it sound kind.

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#116 2008-10-15 21:22:28

These millions of energy independence jobs must involve large numbers of treadwheels.

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#117 2008-10-15 21:22:47

Tort reform, beeeyotches!

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#118 2008-10-15 21:22:55

Oooh, Grampa's takin' Boy to the woodshed!

I am getting spritzed by McCain's flop sweat through my computer screen.  I think I spoke too soon when I said it wouldn't get ugly tonight.

Anyone wanna take odds on whether Senator Oldguy pops a valve tonight and strokes out?

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#119 2008-10-15 21:22:59

Reaching around the aisle?

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#120 2008-10-15 21:23:29

http://chocolategod.com/images/chocolate/obliv_torte.jpg

fuck torts.

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#121 2008-10-15 21:23:46

Obama isn't performing but McCunt is despicable.

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#122 2008-10-15 21:23:58

"You have been a vigourous supporter of President Bush."

Hahahaha!

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#123 2008-10-15 21:24:21

Disagreed with the Bush adminsitration.. 10 % of the time!

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#124 2008-10-15 21:24:59

A long record . . . HOW LONG IS IT?

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#125 2008-10-15 21:25:04

You...are...Bush. Thank you for pointing out the obvious. Mr. New Direction vs. Mr. Climate Change to the Floor. McCain is playing catch-up already. Not sure how, but we're on to leadership...

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#126 2008-10-15 21:25:05

feisty wrote:

Disagreed with the Bush adminsitration.. 10 % of the time!

Yes, but it was a long 10%.

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#127 2008-10-15 21:25:10

Alas McCain's history of standing up for reform is ancient history.

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#128 2008-10-15 21:25:15

say whether it be again motherfucker

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#129 2008-10-15 21:25:17

He's got the scars, folks.  Just like he's got scars from Vietnam.  YOU DIDN'T FIGHT IN VIETNAM, FUCKERS!  HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME!

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#130 2008-10-15 21:25:40

Say it to his face!

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#131 2008-10-15 21:25:40

Yessss!

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#132 2008-10-15 21:25:51

Oh, this next bit ought to be good. In a lying kinda way.

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#133 2008-10-15 21:26:06

i fucking love scheiffer

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#134 2008-10-15 21:26:07

Aw, Snap!  Schieffer did it!

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#135 2008-10-15 21:26:21

Or however you spell it.

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#136 2008-10-15 21:26:21

McCain wants town hall meetings... what, so he can lumber around of the stage like a lost alzheimer's patient during them?

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#137 2008-10-15 21:26:24

Obama:  Blinky Blinky
McCain: Blinky BLinky Blinky Blinky Nose Pick Tie Adjust Blinky Blinky

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#138 2008-10-15 21:26:52

This campaign has been a tough one -- McCain

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#139 2008-10-15 21:27:01

McCain's a victim. Poor guy.

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#140 2008-10-15 21:27:02

McCain regrets negative aspects, doesn't commit to producing no more of them. WTF is McCain talking about? Church bombings?

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#141 2008-10-15 21:27:16

feisty wrote:

McCain wants town hall meetings... what, so he can lumber around of the stage like a lost alzheimer's patient during them?

Yes.  McCain thinks his back side is his best side.

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#142 2008-10-15 21:27:20

I got no idea.  I went with the feisty spelling, you know, e before i.  Again, Sheiiefer can say whatever fucked up thing in the world, and it'll sound sweet.

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#143 2008-10-15 21:27:35

feisty wrote:

YOU DIDN'T FIGHT IN VIETNAM, FUCKERS!  HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME!

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#144 2008-10-15 21:27:54

Do it, McCain!  Say "Ayers"!

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#145 2008-10-15 21:28:15

Time's up. Get him, Barack.

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#146 2008-10-15 21:28:35

McCain looks seriously pissed.

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#147 2008-10-15 21:28:45

"We can expect presidential campaigns to be tough..." no shit.  Was McCain's dementia kicking in?  Did he forget how 2000 went?

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#148 2008-10-15 21:28:53

"100% of your ads have been negative."

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#149 2008-10-15 21:29:25

Get him on the Town Hall straw man, Barack!

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#150 2008-10-15 21:29:38

Take it back on track, Barak.

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