Five million jobs?!  Can I have one?

feisty wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Time to use the energy lull to comment on their appearance, cuz I'm a fag an' stuff. Obama's tie is too thin. McCain looks like genuine hand-tooled leather. The fact that Obama's a little gray already must've been a deliberate decision. When this shit is done, I'm walking to the 7-11 for beer.

I planned ahead.  I bought a 12 pack before, and will probably have it done by the end of this debate.

Smart gurl.

Roger_That wrote:

This part of the debate is boring.  I might go masturbate instead.

Masturbate?  Hell.  I say we all go and get laid.  Screw drinking games, let's have a fucking game.  If we hear "Maverick" or "Change we can believe in" or "Senator Obama doesn't understand," SOMEBODY gets a blowjob.

By the way, I know McCain just said "Thwart, "But I swear I heard him say "Fart."

Taint wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

This part of the debate is boring.  I might go masturbate instead.

OK, let's make this interesting. Which one has the bigger dick?

The left side of Obama's dick is huge.

Health care!

Roger_That wrote:

Taint wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

This part of the debate is boring.  I might go masturbate instead.

OK, let's make this interesting. Which one has the bigger dick?

Well we know it's not you.

Assholes are a different story.

tojo2000 wrote:

feisty wrote:

George Orr wrote:

We LIKED President Clinton, you stupid fuck.

Yeah.... except that his lame idea to increase gloablization to such an extreme degree.  Not a good idea.  But that's a LONG conversation.

He also might have been a little TOO free with the trade...aaah, oh God, it's that gif of the fat guy chewing on the kid's shirt again!

I know.  Can somebody PLEASE explain to me what that's from?

Dmtdust wrote:

Taint wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

This part of the debate is boring.  I might go masturbate instead.

OK, let's make this interesting. Which one has the bigger dick?

Woggah or Feisty?

My figurative balls are fucking huge.

Scotty wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

The fact that Obama's a little gray already must've been a deliberate decision.

I too noticed a distinct lack of Just for Men that I hadn't in the past. 

Does this mean I have caught teh geh?

All the blowing of dudes is the primary indication.

Skydiving!  I'm jealous....

On another note, this debate is going to have me fucking hung-over tomorrow.

Roger_That wrote:

Sorry, the only person that is getting a blow job from me has to wait until Saturday.

And he might be SOL, because I could very well die saturday when I go skydiving in the morning!

Oh wait, are we talking about the presidential debate???

EXTREME BLOWJOBS!!!!!!

SURGE!!!!!

AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Choad, come back, dammit!

I wish I was drinking.  I have to pick someone up from the airport later.

Taint wrote:

Roger, do you wear caps over your fangs before you give head?

No, you idiot, I take out my dentures.

I'm getting another beer.

"As I said in my last debate, John..."  Must have been when he forgot where he was and started walking around the stage.

I just ate a box of Red Hots. Now I'm gonna eat some tuna salad I just made. And I'm not even high!




Food question for Taint: why does the shell sometimes stick to the hard-boiled egg?

Me? Hell, I'm about to sign up for the city's health care program. I haven't had insurance in about five years.

feisty wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Taint wrote:

OK, let's make this interesting. Which one has the bigger dick?

Woggah or Feisty?

My figurative balls are fucking huge.

You have the Cajones Feisty, you do indeed.

karenw wrote:

Food question for Taint: why does the shell sometimes stick to the hard-boiled egg?

I want to know too. Maybe Schieffer will ask.

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Oh building up the pressure are we?  At my drop zone blowjobs immediatly upon landing were very popular. People used to steer over the target area and aim for their vans in the lot behind the clubhouse.

Hmm.  I was looking for a good reason to get him to come watch me jump.  So simple..yet so likely to work.

karenw wrote:

I just ate a box of Red Hots. Now I'm gonna eat some tuna salad I just made. And I'm not even high!




Food question for Taint: why does the shell sometimes stick to the hard-boiled egg?

Peel the egg under running water. The water will - don't get excited Roger - lubricate the space between the eggshell and the flesh, making it easier to remove the shell.

Dmtdust wrote:

feisty wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Woggah or Feisty?

My figurative balls are fucking huge.

You have the Cajones Feisty, you do indeed.

It's COJONES.  Cajones are large boxes, maybe crates.

That's it, I'm done.

Taint wrote:

Peel the egg under running water. The water will - don't get excited Roger - lubricate the space between the eggshell and the flesh, making it easier to remove the shell.

Doesn't that make the shell more likely to stick to your fingers and find its way into the salad or whatever?

ah297900 wrote:

karenw wrote:

Food question for Taint: why does the shell sometimes stick to the hard-boiled egg?

I want to know too. Maybe Schieffer will ask.

If I understand it correctly, boiling the egg forces oxygen out from inside the shell, leaving little or no space between the white and the shell, hence the sticking.