McCain looks as if he can barely contain his rage.

tojo2000 wrote:

I'm expecting the pundits to gush about how McCain really brought out his A game this time, mostly because he's achieved Palin-class expectation levels.

Does that mean he's regurgitated his talking points better than your average parrot?

heh heh heh poke myself in the eye not enough vouchers heh heh heh

Wasn't this supposed to be a "touchy feely" format?

Did anyone hear McCain snort?  Ha!

Dear Red States,

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own
country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,
Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the
Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and 
especially to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. 
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. You get
Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get
Intel, Apple and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get
Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.  Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get
a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that v will be pro-choice
and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq
at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have
kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no
purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their
children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and
hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our
resources in Bush's Quagmire.


With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of
80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the
pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95
percent of America 's quality wines (you can serve French wines at
state dinners), 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech
industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods,
sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus
Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.


With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to
cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected
health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S mosquitoes, nearly 100
percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of
all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists,
Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of
Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.


Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states
believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe
life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws,
44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam
was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you
are people with higher morals then we lefties. By the way, we're 
taking the good pot, too. You can have
that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.
Peace out,
Blue States

These are the best of times, these are the worst of times. These are worster times.

Remember, UNC is right here in the Old North State.  We're fucking leaning dem this election!!!!  MY VOTE MIGHT ACTUALLY COUNT, FUCKERS!!!  FIRST TIME EVER!

Reformer

Maverick

My friends

vouchers

off shore drilling

pals with terrorists

that one

take on Wershington

fail.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes . . .

Well, I didn't invite him, but I still couldn't get him to leave.

ah297900 wrote:

feisty wrote:

Remember, UNC is right here in the Old North State.  We're fucking leaning dem this election!!!!  MY VOTE MIGHT ACTUALLY COUNT, FUCKERS!!!  FIRST TIME EVER!

ditto indiana.

Palin will start giving handjobs in exchange for votes.

I feel big and strong.

He speks goooood.  He must be an A-Raaab.

Hol' on, let me fuck my sister and we'll both go to the polls to vote REPUBLICAN!

Good job good job good job bleep bleep bloop!

OK, I have to go eat dinner before the economy tanks completely and I don't have any more food.

Oh my God, he's so cute.  Go vote now, it'll make you big and strong!

$50 says that Amy Poehler plays him on SNL.

Now I can start seriously doing some drugs.  The kid is leaving, and I need an awesome high.

I dedicate this debate to plumber's crack.

Shephard Smith looks like a preop tranny.

George Orr wrote:

Shephard Smith looks like a preop tranny.

Eyes migrating to the sides of his head--he is becoming prey.

Dmtdust wrote:

Now I can start seriously doing some drugs.  The kid is leaving, and I need an awesome high.

Should I describe how I spent this debate?

Taint wrote:

Go vote now, it'll make you feel big and strong.

Heck send me some absentee ballots from those battleground redstates and I will do the voting for ya. I want my vote to count too!

choad wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Now I can start seriously doing some drugs.  The kid is leaving, and I need an awesome high.

Should I describe how I spent this debate?

Yes please!

Ooooh, CNN's got Joe Begala.

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Taint wrote:

Go vote now, it'll make you feel big and strong.

Heck send me some absentee ballots from those battleground redstates and I will do the voting for ya. I want my vote to count too!

There is no "ya," only "you."

There is no Dana, only Zuul.