#2 2008-10-25 01:55:22

And yea, whence a golden calf shall emerge from the sea.

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#3 2008-10-25 03:07:17

So much for the sacred status of cows...

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#4 2008-10-25 03:07:34

melons wrote:

So much for the sacred status of cows...

http://www.dailyramblings.com/images/cowsex.jpg

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#5 2008-10-25 03:43:37

melons wrote:

So much for the sacred status of cows...

Um, yeah. That would be in India. This was Indonesia. They sound a lot alike, of course, and they're both in Asia, and both countries have significant coastlines. And they're both full of foreigners- and cows. That was probably what confused you.

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#6 2008-10-25 05:13:40

Hey, give melons a break.  He/she's trying.


Now melons, are you going to show us the melons?

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#7 2008-10-25 11:55:40

Taint wrote:

Um, yeah. That would be in India. This was Indonesia. They sound a lot alike, of course, and they're both in Asia, and both countries have significant coastlines. And they're both full of foreigners- and cows. That was probably what confused you.

probably would've helped if I actually read the article - bottle and a half of wine in my tends to impair my judgement like that.

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#8 2008-10-25 11:57:27

melons wrote:

Taint wrote:

Um, yeah. That would be in India. This was Indonesia. They sound a lot alike, of course, and they're both in Asia, and both countries have significant coastlines. And they're both full of foreigners- and cows. That was probably what confused you.

probably would've helped if I actually read the article - bottle and a half of wine in my tends to impair my judgement like that.

And she's a morning drunk.  I think we've found a wife for Decadence.

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#9 2008-10-25 11:57:41

tojo2000 wrote:

Hey, give melons a break.  He/she's trying.


Now melons, are you going to show us the melons?

You're too sweet.  How can I resist? 

http://www.beijingolympicsfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/beijing-olympic-melons.jpg

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#10 2008-10-25 12:15:50

The new standard around here for n00bs is a spread shot, so bust out the webcam and start snappin.

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#11 2008-10-25 12:16:37

http://www.unclemelon.com/cr_watermelon.jpg

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#12 2008-10-25 14:01:23

melons wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Hey, give melons a break.  He/she's trying.


Now melons, are you going to show us the melons?

You're too sweet.  How can I resist? 

http://www.beijingolympicsfan.com/wp-co … melons.jpg

Never mind, I'm not a big fan of the fake ones.

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#13 2008-10-25 23:09:51

http://www.mothercow.org/bull/sacred-cow.jpg

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#14 2008-10-26 00:08:53

tojo2000 wrote:

Hey, give melons a break.  He/she's trying.

Boy, you can say that again! [Ba-da-bump!] Thank you, ladies and germs! I'll be here all week!

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#15 2008-10-26 01:10:27

Inconceivable Cow

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#16 2008-10-26 11:20:54

"the ritual, called gamya gamana, or freak weeding.."

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#17 2008-10-27 01:50:54

This is a fetal mistake.
(eric cartman, exit stage left)

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