#1 2008-10-24 20:30:18

Oh boy, it's election time, and everyone's thinking about cunts!
Here's the first in a series of election-time side-ballots that everyone can participate in!

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#2 2008-10-24 20:47:48

I like them with some lemon juice and a pinch of salt.

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#3 2008-10-24 21:06:00

tojo2000 wrote:

I like them with some lemon juice and a pinch of salt.

Possibly you should have chosen the "oyster" option.*
*Too bad RT's not around. I hear she serves hers up with a side-shot of ice cold Russian vodka.

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#4 2008-10-24 21:13:33

My preference would be for variety - which you forgot to include.  After all who really wants the same old cunt night after night?

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#5 2008-10-24 21:17:11

Emmeran wrote:

My preference would be for variety - which you forgot to include.  After all who really wants the same old cunt night after night?

One is at liberty to choose multiple options. Dusty, for example, could choose both "Hairy" and "Poopy" to cover the entire range of his polymorphic perversity.

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#6 2008-10-25 00:50:11

You didn't offer "far away" as an option.

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#7 2008-10-25 01:06:22

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got *sniff* smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!

EDIT: I probably just shoulda done this

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#8 2008-10-25 01:44:55

This is probably the most answered survey ever.

Congrats.

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#9 2008-10-25 01:52:12

sofaking wrote:

This is probably the most answered survey ever.

Congrats.

the most stretched out survey ever.

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#10 2008-10-25 03:24:08

Emmeran wrote:

My preference would be for variety - which you forgot to include.  After all who really wants the same old cunt night after night?

Oooh...the man has developed amnesia!

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#11 2008-10-25 03:38:40

melons wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

My preference would be for variety - which you forgot to include.  After all who really wants the same old cunt night after night?

Oooh...the man has developed amnesia!

Tits or get the fuck out.

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#12 2008-10-25 22:07:47

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Oh boy, it's election time, and everyone's thinking about cunts!
Here's the first in a series of election-time side-ballots that everyone can participate in!

The Wilber Vagina Monologues. Two threads. Really, was that necessary? Do you need to affirm your non-cocksuckingness that aggressively?

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#13 2008-10-25 22:21:56

pALEPHx wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Oh boy, it's election time, and everyone's thinking about cunts!
Here's the first in a series of election-time side-ballots that everyone can participate in!

The Wilber Vagina Monologues. Two threads. Really, was that necessary? Do you need to affirm your non-cocksuckingness that aggressively?

As usual, everything is about you and your gayness.
In fact, as Fnord correctly pointed out, this is my little attempt (modelled after Dusty's description of your dick), to subvert the dominant intellectual process currently infecting High-Street. In short, my dear pENIx, go stretch your anus over your head and lick your prostate till you run out of air suck shit into your lungs and die - mmmmkay?

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#14 2008-10-25 22:36:42

Wilber's in a bad mood because all the Americans want to talk about is the election, so he's trying to create threads that are about other topics; and, well, he isn't exactly straining his brain to come up with "other topics."

I say that we Americans invented the Internet so we get to do whatever we want with it.

I have missed your political insights since the debate thread, pALE...or is it all the political blather that has driven you off?

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#15 2008-10-26 00:29:46

George Orr wrote:

Wilber's in a bad mood because all the Americans want to talk about is the election, so he's trying to create threads that are about other topics; and, well, he isn't exactly straining his brain to come up with "other topics."

Such is rapidly becoming obvious.

Yes, the political threads have driven me off. I imagine I'm not the only one. High Street is not where I turn for my political blather, when I choose to tune it in beyond the bombardment that the popular media have saturated me with. The shit's everywhere; there is no escaping it. High Street isn't a politics channel, and shouldn't attempt to be...at least not with a dozen Palin threads and a daily reinforcement of neocon drivel. It's as if the conservatives need to prove something here and that's just not how I think of High Street (not that non-liberals aren't welcome but that they shouldn't need to prove themselves so heartily).

My vote is Shit Over Poison. If you can figure out who that will be, then good for you, but it really adds nothing to the discourse here. Let Wilber have his bad fucking mood. He doesn't have to live here, ultimately, and he's welcome to distract as much as he wants, as long as his wont isn't pure pussy. That gets tedious, even for straight men.

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#16 2008-10-26 00:47:51

I can certainly understand how the glut of political topics can be a turnoff for some people.

But if you were around Cruel in 2004, you shouldn't be surprised at how the folks here have gone mostly-politics-most-of-the-time.  I find it mostly interesting and engaging.

But look, it's another, what, ten days until Voting Day?  And then there'll be maybe two-three days of moaning, gloating and Monday-morning quarterbacking, and then we'll be back to our steady diet of horrific perversities, grue and kitty-cats.

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#17 2008-10-26 01:06:37

I've been a political nerd all my life; every 4 years I wallow in the presidential punditry and politicking, over-indulging 'til I'm prancing around in a veritable lampshade of giddy drunken splendor. I wake up on the morning of the first Wednesday in November with a hearty hangover and vague promises to never do it again. I . . . just . . . can't . . . stop.

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#18 2008-10-26 01:06:40

George Orr wrote:

But look, it's another, what, ten days until Voting Day? And then there'll be maybe two-three days of moaning, gloating and Monday-morning quarterbacking, and then we'll be back to our steady diet of horrific perversities, grue and kitty-cats.

Ah, but it'll be HS, not Cruel. Who knows what the Shadow has in store? Five more Palin topics, an assassinate Obama thread or three? Hmm, lessee... There will be fifteen more Digg-type vids, a dozen stolen links from Rotten.com, and about three robbed content objects from our new "affiliates." We need to make our own dirt, is what I say.

I promise to start looking for new shit after the election if you will.

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#19 2008-10-26 07:10:37

pALEPHx wrote:

High Street isn't a politics channel, and shouldn't attempt to be...

Really... thank you for your opinion.  Now shut the fuck up you ignorant shit.

[I Say Again]
Where is the content to back up your busy mouth?  Running down your chin?
If you do not like what is going on around these parts leave, go back to your bright little site or better yet, just fuck off and die.

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#20 2008-10-26 07:21:36

pALEPHx wrote:

There will be fifteen more Digg-type vids, a dozen stolen links from Rotten.com, and about three robbed content objects from our new "affiliates."

Well, you omitted the bi-weekly hyper-links to Cracked.com; But - Yeah.

Pale wrote:

We need to make our own dirt, is what I say.

You know, I briefly considered posting a few of my original pieces here; But, I some-how had just enough sense to fore-go as much until I felt that I was sober enough to make a rational decision.  Yeah, you can see how that turned out.

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#21 2008-10-26 09:25:33

Shocking. A dead heat between Mop Top and Jon Benet styles. Power to the Curlies!

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#22 2008-10-27 06:58:49

Back to the original topic: I saw this and thought of you and your recent posts, Wilber. Enjoy.

Edit: fixed the link.

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#23 2008-10-27 08:58:02

There was no option for middle-eastern snatch, which, despite a diet including aromatic spices, is too pungent for my tastes.

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#24 2008-10-27 14:10:34

karenw wrote:

Back to the original topic: I saw this and thought of you and your recent posts, Wilber. Enjoy.

Thanks Karen! That's one of the few truly useful links anyone's ever sent me. I can hardly wait to go to the pub and leave my favourite waitress an origami cunt!

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#25 2008-10-27 14:28:30

Fled wrote:

There was no option for middle-eastern snatch, which, despite a diet including aromatic spices, is too pungent for my tastes.

There is a big difference between middle eastern snatch and East Indian snatch. Middle eastern snatch is less redolent of spice, and easier for the amateur cunt licker to enjoy. East Indian and South-East Asian snatch, while extremely delicious for those who enjoy overtones of cumin, cardamom and tumeric, should be approached with caution. Bartholin's glands, a  fluid repository for lubrication and the source of "vaginal squirting" have been know to concentrate capsicum - the spicey constituent of hot peppers.

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#26 2008-10-27 23:11:02

Oh noes, the Telly Savalis look is pulling ahead of the Carrot Top! Down with the chrome dome, up with the fur burger!

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#27 2008-10-27 23:19:08

Sadly, pENIx and Taint haven't voted.
Or if they have, they've voted counter to the dictates of their...well...dicktates.

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#28 2008-10-28 02:11:15

I dunno 'bout Taint, but I voted days ago. Sorry if it wasn't the vote you were hoping for, but I don't exactly live to please you.

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#29 2008-10-28 03:50:05

pALEPHx wrote:

I dunno 'bout Taint, but I voted days ago. Sorry if it wasn't the vote you were hoping for, but I don't exactly live to please you.

You would if I let you.

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#30 2008-10-28 06:20:28

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

I dunno 'bout Taint, but I voted days ago. Sorry if it wasn't the vote you were hoping for, but I don't exactly live to please you.

You would if I let you.

This is like the 4th or 5th homo erotic post you've made in the last few days.

If I had known you were a poo-pusha I wouldn't have bitch-slapped you so badly.

My apologies, Wilbette. No wonder you're so bitchy all the time, its pms-envy.

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#31 2008-10-28 07:53:46

ptah13 wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

I dunno 'bout Taint, but I voted days ago. Sorry if it wasn't the vote you were hoping for, but I don't exactly live to please you.

You would if I let you.

This is like the 4th or 5th homo erotic post you've made in the last few days.

If I had known you were a poo-pusha I wouldn't have bitch-slapped you so badly.

My apologies, Wilbette. No wonder you're so bitchy all the time, its pms-envy.

Ptah I'm sorry - I can't take you at all seriously. You're an absolute idiot who dreams he has an IQ of 150. You're the site retard at the moment - after Phreddy. (In fact, your IQ is probably 105 - I can understand how you'd be confused by the similarity in numbers.)

Here's a little punctuation tip, Ptah-baby: "...it's PMS envy." Not whatever you wrote, Mr. 150 IQ.

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#32 2008-10-28 12:29:55

Man, I'm obviously in somebodies head?

lol


owned!

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#33 2008-10-28 14:05:08

ptah13 wrote:

Man, I'm obviously in somebodies head?

lol


owned!

You're the one who keeps coming back to it Ptah-baby.
I've obviously wounded you deeply with my observations on your (relative lack of) intelligence.

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