Shit, sounds like the start of one mighty-fine BBQ!  What's wrong with chicken, burgers and rocky-mountain oysters?

I agree this seems like a normal barbeque.  The only difference I see is that the meat isn’t brought to the site on Styrofoam trays wrapped in cellophane.

That's the way they celebrate. It's not shocking or gross or inappropriate.

If they were fucking the goats and chickens, that would be a good link.

And I told you guys -- the whole world is stoked. We chose the right guy.

A black man becomes President of the United States, and "a cock crowed in the shade of a mango tree." Excellent counterpoint. Has anyone else been wondering why Fnord is all sang froid? Surely, they'll take away his blankie/sheet if he doesn't object more strenuously.

headkicker_girl wrote:

Oh, fuck off.  If McCain had won, you and your kin would be slaughtering squirrels, raccoons, possum and nutria.

Yeah, 'cause wolf meat, being from a carnivore, is unpalatable.

Nutria's like a rat, right?

*looks up nutrias*

*vomits*

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Ah well, thought I'd try...maybe if I made the headline PETA HELPS OBAMA CELEBRATE! It may have worked better.

It is my understanding that the good folk of the Louisiana bayou country, who often brag that they'll eat anything that doesn't eat them first, who relish the head of the crawfish and make delicacies out of chickens' feet and fish heads, will not eat nutria; and I decided long ago that that is about all I need to know about nutria.

Apparently it was quite a party - they even had a stripper.

big black bitch wrote:

rayshul mutherfuckers. a brother gets to do good and all yall critasides him becus his family like to eat difrant anamals than yall.think the black folk eat possom and goats and shit. i tell yall now i go to the golden corral just like everbody else and eats the reguler stuff. i bbw and you don''t get that from eatin no narnia rats and shit.

Suck a lot of sock, do you?

Decadence wrote:

Taint wrote:

Sorry, Fortie, your irony meter is obviously not working tonight.

As opposed to every other night?

FootInMouth wrote:

Ah well, thought I'd try...maybe if I made the headline PETA HELPS OBAMA CELEBRATE! It may have worked better.

No, no, it wouldn't have.  You have to face reality:  Amusing titles were never your forté.  Stick to regurgitating Drudge bull-shit.  It may not be much of a "talent;" But, it seems to be all that you're really capable of.

(YAWN!)  I'm just looking forward to a Jimmy Carter type of collapse.  I wonder if Duncan Hunter is too old to take a Ronald Reagan type of role.

Barbados please. Thanks.

fortinbras wrote:

(YAWN!)  I'm just looking forward to a Jimmy Carter type of collapse.  I wonder if Duncan Hunter is too old to take a Ronald Reagan type of role.

And, in case no-body has pointed out as much to you yet, your non-sequiters are shit as well.

I've no idea how you perceived this drivel to some-how be an appropriate response to my comments.  Did you at some point perceive me to be an "Obama-Maniac?"  Trust me, no-body is laughing harder at the references to Obama as a Marxist than those of us who truly under-stand the philosophy of Marx and Engels.  For Fuck's sake, does any-body read any-thing out-side of the main-stream media any-more?

Decadence wrote:

fortinbras wrote:

(YAWN!)  I'm just looking forward to a Jimmy Carter type of collapse.  I wonder if Duncan Hunter is too old to take a Ronald Reagan type of role.

And, in case no-body has pointed out as much to you yet, your non-sequiters are shit as well.

I've no idea how you perceived this drivel to some-how be an appropriate response to my comments.  Did you at some point perceive me to be an "Obama-Maniac?"  Trust me, no-body is laughing harder at the references to Obama as a Marxist than those of us who truly under-stand the philosophy of Marx and Engels.  For Fuck's sake, does any-body read any-thing out-side of the main-stream media any-more?

C'mon...you're talking about Fortinbras.  If it wasn't on Drudge, then it doesn't exist.

Dmtdust wrote:

big black bitch wrote:

rayshul mutherfuckers. a brother gets to do good and all yall critasides him becus his family like to eat difrant anamals than yall.think the black folk eat possom and goats and shit. i tell yall now i go to the golden corral just like everbody else and eats the reguler stuff. i bbw and you don''t get that from eatin no narnia rats and shit.

Whoa.   A potent new Troll or someone fucking about?

Here's what I know:

1.  "Narnia rats" made me laugh.

think the black folk eat possom and goats and shit.

2.  Nobody, white or black, eats possum.  That is a myth.

3.  Black folks don't eat goat; Mexicans eat goat, and they can make it tasty.  I don't know how.

4.  Fortinbras eats shit.

George Orr wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Whoa.   A potent new Troll or someone fucking about?

Here's what I know:

1.  "Narnia rats" made me laugh.

think the black folk eat possom and goats and shit.

2.  Nobody, white or black, eats possum.  That is a myth.

Not true:

George Orr wrote:

2.  Nobody, white or black, eats possum.  That is a myth.

Please don't display your ignorance of the ignorant; it's embarassing.

fnord wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

A black man becomes President of the United States, and "a cock crowed in the shade of a mango tree." Excellent counterpoint. Has anyone else been wondering why Fnord is all sang froid? Surely, they'll take away his blankie/sheet if he doesn't object more strenuously.

Obama is just an Affirmative Action figurehead; he will not be the real president any more than Shrub was.  He said as much during the Democratic debates when he said he would have advisors run things.  Joe Bidden is on board to be the Democratic equivalent of Dick Cheney.  The people around Obama that are being suggested as possible members of his administration are almost all White people.  Our government isn’t going to look like some sort of Turd World joke filled with assholes like Sharpcoon, Jackscoon, Feralcoon, and Rev. Wright.

Heeyyy, the real Fnord is back!  We missed you, buddy!

fnord wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

A black man becomes President of the United States, and "a cock crowed in the shade of a mango tree." Excellent counterpoint. Has anyone else been wondering why Fnord is all sang froid? Surely, they'll take away his blankie/sheet if he doesn't object more strenuously.

Obama is just an Affirmative Action figurehead; he will not be the real president any more than Shrub was.  He said as much during the Democratic debates when he said he would have advisors run things.  Joe Bidden is on board to be the Democratic equivalent of Dick Cheney.  The people around Obama that are being suggested as possible members of his administration are almost all White people.  Our government isn’t going to look like some sort of Turd World joke filled with assholes like Sharpcoon, Jackscoon, Feralcoon, and Rev. Wright.

I disagree, there is no history behind Joe Biden and Obama to suggest that it would happen unlike the conspiracy theorists who suggest that since Bush Sr was good friends with Cheney, Cheney would be the babysitter.  As for affirmative action, that's seriously the least of our worries with Obama recklessly trying to make the American people more government dependent.  I wouldn't have a problem with him appointing his whole cabinet as black men and women if they weren't left wing nut jobs like himself.

Taint wrote:

fortinbras wrote:

As for affirmative action, that's seriously the least of our worries with Obama recklessly trying to make the American people more government dependent.

As opposed to Bush recklessly making corporate America more government dependent, or is it the other way around?

I'm completely opposed to the government bailout.  A failed business model should not be made to keep afloat.  A very legitimate point though, the bailout was by far the worst failure the administration has done, Iraq war included.

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