#8 2008-11-12 17:03:52
choad wrote:
Sarah Palin gets $Multi-Million job offer!
Even the wooden Inuit gets some.To sweeten the deal, Palin's husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be "prepared to kick in an extra $100,000," and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.
Jeebus, He may be a Floridian but you would think by now everyone would know that some Alaskans take serious offense if you offer them a ride on a snowmobile.
After a minute, Palin sailed into the room wearing nothing but a towel, with another on her wet hair. She told them to chat with her laconic husband, Todd. "I'll be just a minute," she said. Salter tried to strike up a conversation. He knew that Todd was half native Alaskan and a championship snow-machine racer.
"So what's the difference between a snowmobile and a snow machine, anyway?" Salter asked. "They're the same thing," Todd replied. "Right, so why not call it a snowmobile?" Salter joshed. "Because it's a snow machine," came the reply.
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#9 2008-12-29 21:55:59
The teenage daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, whose quest for the vice presidency began to go downhill the day she announced the pregnancy, has given birth to a son, a magazine reported Monday.
Bristol Palin, 18, gave birth to Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston on Sunday, People magazine reported online. He weighed 7 pounds, 4 ounces. Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol's grandmother, told the magazine that ''the baby is fine and Bristol is doing well.'' (read more)
Still not married.
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#10 2008-12-29 21:58:35
pALEPHx wrote:
The teenage daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, whose quest for the vice presidency began to go downhill the day she announced the pregnancy, has given birth to a son, a magazine reported Monday.
Bristol Palin, 18, gave birth to Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston on Sunday, People magazine reported online. He weighed 7 pounds, 4 ounces. Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol's grandmother, told the magazine that ''the baby is fine and Bristol is doing well.'' (read more)Still not married.
Those fucking people had the audacity to incorporate my surname in that poor child's name.
Fucktards.
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#11 2008-12-29 22:20:22
sofaking wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston
Still not married.
Those fucking people had the audacity to incorporate my surname in that poor child's name.
Fucktards.
Even money when the little tot hits high school he becomes the King of the High School Druggies and goes by "Tripp E. Mitch"
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#12 2008-12-29 22:26:50
pALEPHx wrote:
Still not married.
It's good to know at least one of those teenagers has a speck of sense and a sliver of backbone.
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