#1 2008-11-06 09:31:03
Which ones have you heard so far?
Hallmark is coming out with an Obama Christmas ornament this season so white people can hang that nigger in their tree.
The national bird is soon to changed from the bald eagle to fried chicken.
And one just for Banjo wherever he may be:
Louisiana apparently was completely fucked in the election Nov. 4 because they don't know how to vote for Republicans and they damn sure weren't voting for a nigger.
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#2 2008-11-06 10:27:43
Scotty wrote:
Which ones have you heard so far?
Hallmark is coming out with an Obama Christmas ornament this season so white people can hang that nigger in their tree.
The national bird is soon to changed from the bald eagle to fried chicken.
And one just for Banjo wherever he may be:
Louisiana apparently was completely fucked in the election Nov. 4 because they don't know how to vote for Republicans and they damn sure weren't voting for a nigger.
Uh, axkurse me! Louisiana 59% McCain- 40% Obama. We took care of bitness.
Add this to your collection:
Did you hear that they're replacing the White House Rose Garden with a watermelon patch?
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#3 2008-11-06 11:01:10
Text messages going around. They're pretty dumb.
Statue of Liberty is coming down today! Aunt Jemima going up in her place holding a chicken leg!!!
Things are looking up! Dick Chaney just invited Obama on a hunting trip!
What do Barak Obama and John F Kennedy have in common?
It's too soon to tell
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#4 2008-11-06 20:08:27
Is there one yet that ISN'T based on Obama being black?
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#5 2008-11-06 20:23:35
pALEPHx wrote:
Is there one yet that ISN'T based on Obama being black?
Probably not since all of those "jokes" are based on played-out 1950s stereotypes. The thing that is most interesting is that he really defies any stereotype or typecast. I think that is really why his appeal is universal. I mean Kansas?! Well, Langston Hughes was from there...
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#6 2008-11-06 20:26:06
I'm waiting for dumb white guys in gov't jokes. Why are these all race based? Because of the asshole racist who made them up or passed them along. Hi Scoots!
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#7 2008-11-06 20:33:48
Sticky Please
The good ones will be out soon...
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#8 2008-11-06 20:50:26
pALEPHx wrote:
Is there one yet that ISN'T based on Obama being black?
HOLY SHIT!!! He's black?
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#9 2008-11-06 20:59:01
Chris Rock will have some funny shit about all this, I'm sure.
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#10 2008-11-07 14:46:42
I saw this one on a Mississippi web site.
McCain wants a recount. He thinks the voter machines were nigger rigged.
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#11 2008-11-07 14:53:34
Remind when it's time to laugh.
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#12 2008-11-07 15:23:36
Fled wrote:
Remind when it's time to laugh.
Three years 362 days. Set your clock. We'll just have to live off of group hugs until then.
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#13 2008-11-07 15:47:21
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#14 2008-11-07 20:40:53
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index … eral-guilt
If anyone knows how to embed this let me know...
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#15 2008-11-07 22:10:57
I believe Obama himself has gotten in the best one so far:
I watched the briefing because I was curious about what Obama sounds like when he's not trying to convince me to vote for him. I was gobsmacked when this dry, sly joke came out of the man's mouth.
He's going to have to watch that deadpan delivery...That very thing has gotten me into more trouble over the years than I care to remember.
I can't believe that nobody here had already posted this--what, were you all at work today or something?
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#16 2008-11-07 22:33:54
Great bit by him, not surprising as that is his talent.
Loved the "mutts like me" statement, after-all, that is what most of us white folk consider ourselves - Heinz-57 and all that.
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#17 2008-11-07 22:45:03
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#18 2008-11-07 22:58:06
karenw wrote:
i luv u
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#19 2008-11-07 22:59:30
Emmeran wrote:
i luv u
First you hate me, then you love me. Lithium levels low tonight?
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#20 2008-11-07 23:02:24
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#21 2008-11-07 23:23:19
ROME — Italians never quite know whether to laugh or cry at Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. But many reacted with incredulity and outrage after the prime minister, visiting Moscow on Thursday, amiably called the first African-American president-elect in United States history “young, handsome and suntanned.” (read more)
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#23 2008-11-07 23:50:46
Election Day was November 5?
Maybe just in Illinois...?
Either way, someone's an idiot.
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#24 2008-11-07 23:53:36
George Orr wrote:
Election Day was November 5?
Maybe just in Illinois...?
Either way, someone's an idiot.
I was wondering if anyone would notice that.
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#25 2008-11-07 23:53:53
George Orr wrote:
Election Day was November 5?
Maybe just in Illinois...?
Either way, someone's an idiot.
Of course - we moved it this year to coordinate with Guy Fawkes night - in commermation ya know.
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#26 2008-11-07 23:55:43
I expect most of you have already seen this; but just in case:
As usual, The Onion bullseyes.
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#27 2008-11-08 00:00:57
So I go get the AC/DC Rock Band for XBox360 game today. I know, go ahead and blast me for the geekiness that lies in that statement alone. After you're through, I'll continue. The game is a replica of the classic AC/DC concert "Live at Donington (so they advertise). The lead singer is a black guy with afro and love patch and the drummer is a high yellow chick with black skin and yellow fro. My point is, I know I'm probably more racist than not. But can't I play a video game about AC/DC with WHITE band members. What if Run DMC came out with a "Best of" on XBox and it was a bunch of white guys in the game. It's a fucked up world these days when Shaft is singing "Whole Lotta Rosie."
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#28 2008-11-08 00:51:43
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