#2151 2008-11-08 04:01:59
Wilber, were you mad at me?
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#2152 2008-11-08 04:08:59
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Wilber, were you mad at me?
Why would you think that, sweetheart?
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#2153 2008-11-08 08:12:33
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
pENIx is someone I respect for many reasons, but he really is a net nazi. He wants us all to play by Chimere rules...and some of us simply won't. Sorry pENIx - some of us are testosterone driven, and some of us (you) have estrogen running through their veins. Maybe you should quit the Internet and take up knitting.
A-HEM. What exactly are you implying about those of us with a preponderance of estrogen, Wilber dear?
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#2154 2008-11-08 08:57:03
karenw wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
pENIx is someone I respect for many reasons, but he really is a net nazi. He wants us all to play by Chimere rules...and some of us simply won't. Sorry pENIx - some of us are testosterone driven, and some of us (you) have estrogen running through their veins. Maybe you should quit the Internet and take up knitting.
A-HEM. What exactly are you implying about those of us with a preponderance of estrogen, Wilber dear?
Just that you're lovely, Karen. Always lovely. But pity poor pENIx...all those girlmones and nothing to do with them but decorate and clean. No wonder he's in torment.
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#2155 2008-11-08 14:34:56
Soz. Disregard.
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#2156 2008-11-08 14:38:26
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
That makes me as bad as whoever deleted my banner, so I apologize.
All 160 of the banners you deleted have now been restored. Please try to act with more sense in the future.
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Just the same, arbitrary deletion is not cool, and certainly contrary to whatever loose ethic guides the chaos here at High-Street.
The proper response is to complain here, not go on some kind of rampage. Since nobody else has been willing to accept the job of Banner Czar, Pale pretty much has a free hand and IMO hasn't abused it, even in this case.
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#2157 2008-11-08 14:54:00
I apparently used to many words and wasn't "High Street enough" in my prior directive. Try this one instead, Wilber:
I do not come to the corner where you work and slap the cocks outta yo mouth. Stay the fuck offa mine.
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#2158 2008-11-08 15:49:44
pALEPHx wrote:
I apparently used to many words and wasn't "High Street enough" in my prior directive. Try this one instead, Wilber:
I do not come to the corner where you work and slap the cocks outta yo mouth. Stay the fuck offa mine.
You're a miserable little cunt.
I'm going to hound you to death now.
(Metaphorically, of course.)
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#2159 2008-11-08 15:57:24
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
I'm going to hound you to death now.
That's Mister Cunt, to you. And all you're trying to do here is give credence to the fact that you had a hissy of your very own, deleted banners, and were found to be wrong. Throw in your resurrection of a thread that really didn't need it (the bloody stupid thing was already visible again), and you're practically ASKING to have all your mod privs revoked. Why you ever got any in the first place is beyond logic. No one gives trolls the keys to board functions, ever.
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#2160 2008-11-08 16:43:37
How's about this for a banner, Net Nazi?
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#2161 2008-11-08 16:48:48
square wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
That makes me as bad as whoever deleted my banner, so I apologize.
All 160 of the banners you deleted have now been restored. Please try to act with more sense in the future.
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Just the same, arbitrary deletion is not cool, and certainly contrary to whatever loose ethic guides the chaos here at High-Street.
The proper response is to complain here, not go on some kind of rampage. Since nobody else has been willing to accept the job of Banner Czar, Pale pretty much has a free hand and IMO hasn't abused it, even in this case.
Fine then - I accept the job of Banner Czar. Death (metaphorical of course) to Net Nazi pENIx.
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#2162 2008-11-08 16:51:02
We shall see...
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#2163 2008-11-08 16:58:47
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
How's about this for a banner, Net Nazi?
http://i36.tinypic.com/2qlho52.jpg
You misaligned the head. Per usual.
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#2164 2008-11-08 17:01:04
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Fine then - I accept the job of Banner Czar. Death (metaphorical of course) to Net Nazi pENIx.
It's not open for new candidates. Sorry. I'm not going to do all that work just to turn it over to some enfant terrible with a grudge.
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#2165 2008-11-08 17:02:52
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#2166 2008-11-08 17:04:33
Not kampfy enough.
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#2167 2008-11-08 17:17:29
It will grow on you over the years.
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#2168 2008-11-08 17:26:55
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
It will grow on you over the years.
The fact that I'm jewish and gay notwithstanding, it's still a poorly executed banner. Sloppy work doesn't get posted. End of story. Either clean it up, or get a new grudge for the rest of the afternoon.
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#2169 2008-11-08 17:35:17
pALEPHx wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
It will grow on you over the years.
The fact that I'm jewish and gay notwithstanding, it's still a poorly executed banner. Sloppy work doesn't get posted. End of story. Either clean it up, or get a new grudge for the rest of the afternoon.
Listen, anus-face - I've left your sexuality out of it, because the issue is your fascism. Frankly, I don't care where you shove your under-sized cock. Obviously you repress your sexual frustration by being a whiny little net nazi. Think of me as your Simon Wiesenthal. Remember last spring, when you drove Choad crazy with your whining? Finally he asked me to leave you alone, to get your mosquito-like voice out of his ear. And I did. But I won't again. It's an onslaught. Enjoy it.
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#2170 2008-11-08 17:41:52
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The deal fell through but my mission improbable in 1970 was to courier/smuggle priceless bolshevik agitprop poster art from Lima to Prague. I was 16 and have loved this stuff ever since.
Can you think of a better legend on this banner? Mine sucks.
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#2171 2008-11-08 17:45:41
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Listen, anus-face
Quiet down, the both of you. You'll wake the children. Then you'll have hell to pay.
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#2172 2008-11-08 17:47:37
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
It will grow on you over the years.
The fact that I'm jewish and gay notwithstanding, it's still a poorly executed banner. Sloppy work doesn't get posted. End of story. Either clean it up, or get a new grudge for the rest of the afternoon.
Listen, anus-face - I've left your sexuality out of it, because the issue is your fascism. Frankly, I don't care where you shove your under-sized cock. Obviously you repress your sexual frustration by being a whiny little net nazi. Think of me as your Simon Wiesenthal. Remember last spring, when you drove Choad crazy with your whining? Finally he asked me to leave you alone, to get your mosquito-like voice out of his ear. And I did. But I won't again. It's an onslaught. Enjoy it.
Wilber, go sleep it off, take your meds, or do whatever it is you need to. The only thing mosquito-like around here us your incessant stalker-spam. I would have thought you would be smarter than to let any internet persona get under your skin this much even if there was a reason for it, which I really don't see, but hey, whatever. Just don't go shitting in everyone else's garden over it.
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#2173 2008-11-08 17:50:54
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#2174 2008-11-08 17:52:07
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#2175 2008-11-08 17:52:27
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#2176 2008-11-08 18:02:42
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#2177 2008-11-08 18:18:43
choad wrote:
Can you think of a better legend on this banner? Mine sucks.
I disagree, but it could be better. Um...
"From Porn 'Staches To Pac-Man..." No. Sorry.*
"THE RETRO-FUTURE IS PASSE." Only with the little thingy over the E that I don't know how to do on my Mac.
*That reminds me: I gazed at that sidepic art of Pac-Man for literally months before I realized it actually was a reference to Pac-Man, and since then I've found it hilarious. (I had thought it was just some more of that old sci-fi paperback cover art.) Do you remember where you found it?
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#2178 2008-11-08 18:24:20
To "Redacted":
Nos. 2 and 4: Nice. Especially 2.
No. 3: Maybe.
No. 1: Nope.
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#2179 2008-11-08 18:26:46
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Thanks, GO, I think you're right.
Also, you gots real purty eyes.
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#2180 2008-11-08 18:46:54
With Choad sending Wilber and I to neutral corners, THESE are the banners you'll have to see.
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#2181 2008-11-08 18:49:18
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#2182 2008-11-08 18:51:22
pALEPHx wrote:
With Choad sending Wilber and I to neutral corners, THESE are the banners you'll have to see.
Should I stop until a Banner Czar returns, then?
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#2183 2008-11-08 18:55:10
pALEPHx wrote:
With Choad sending Wilber and I to neutral corners, THESE are the banners you'll have to see.
That's "Wilber and ME" Net Nancy.
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#2184 2008-11-08 18:57:15
Redacted wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
With Choad sending Wilber and I to neutral corners, THESE are the banners you'll have to see.
Should I stop until a Banner Czar returns, then?
Sadly, having previously stated that he'd give up the job if someone else wanted it, pENIx has recanted and is consolidating his kontrol. Typical fascist Jew.
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#2185 2008-11-08 19:10:00
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#2186 2008-11-08 19:25:00
Nice one. Love the pic, but you need to smooth out your fonts a bit.
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#2187 2008-11-08 19:35:20
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#2188 2008-11-08 19:36:27
Redacted wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
With Choad sending Wilber and I to neutral corners, THESE are the banners you'll have to see.
Should I stop until a Banner Czar returns, then?
To be perfectly frank, I have no idea who you're giving the effort to, at present. Since Choad's unilateral decision leaves him with the extra work, then you can bark up that tree. I wasn't the one who changed the banner display status on all my higher-ranked logos, so you might as well presume nothing you create is safe, for the time being. I have no idea how long this form of "punishment" will continue, but it's penalty enough to have to listen to Wilber rail on against the world, with me in the way of it, I suppose.
I had a banner I was making of all the pix from the Just Checking thread (except one). Dunno what I might do with that now. PS, the last one was the best. I'd help more, but y'kno, I'm sorta taking the night off.
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#2189 2008-11-08 19:40:50
George Orr wrote:
I gazed at that sidepic art of Pac-Man for literally months before I realized it actually was a reference to Pac-Man, and since then I've found it hilarious.
Hmmm, can't find it. Don't mean this one...
...do you?
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#2190 2008-11-08 19:42:57
If it doesn't hurt anything, then, I'll keep going and whoever has the responsibilty whenever will delete my poorly designed or inappropriate banners. I wanted to contribute in some way, but my timing sucks.
You guys are idiots.
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#2191 2008-11-08 19:55:12
choad wrote:
George Orr wrote:
I gazed at that sidepic art of Pac-Man for literally months before I realized it actually was a reference to Pac-Man, and since then I've found it hilarious.
Hmmm, can't find it. Don't mean this one...
https://cruelery.com/sidepic/heyho.jpg
...do you?
No, I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to be. It looks suspiciously European and civic-minded, though.
The picture I mean is a drawing of an astronaut, crouching, surrounded by pill bottles, being menaced by three ghosts in astronaut suits. I looked at it countless times before it clicked (the pills, the ghosts in three colors, the shape of the helmet) that it was a riff on Pac-Man. I find it weird and funny and creepy.
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#2192 2008-11-08 19:57:58
Also, Redacted, I don't know who you are but you have an eye for images. Just don't get overenthusiastic and spooge new banners all over the place right out of the gate--save something back.
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#2193 2008-11-08 19:59:48
Yes, Ma'am.
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#2194 2008-11-08 20:08:24
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Damn, Redacted - that is one gorgeous picture. Where was it taken?
P.S. (Keep working on the shopping skillz. You have talent, and there could be a position opening up....)
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#2195 2008-11-08 20:35:22
George Orr wrote:
The picture I mean is a drawing of an astronaut, crouching, surrounded by pill bottles, being menaced by three ghosts in astronaut suits. I looked at it countless times before it clicked (the pills, the ghosts in three colors, the shape of the helmet) that it was a riff on Pac-Man. I find it weird and funny and creepy.
I had no idea, except that restoring it took forever. It was tiny.
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#2196 2008-11-08 21:53:31
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#2197 2008-11-08 22:06:39
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Awesome.
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