#2 2008-11-13 20:43:50
Oh, snap!
Shoulda posted it to Cat Recipies.
*smacks forehead*
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#4 2008-11-13 23:33:39
Cats....breathing is the only sign you need to know to understand they are plotting to kill you.
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#5 2008-11-14 01:51:33
did the survey, but you can only get the results if you sign up for "free dating." my wife would kill me if she saw that in my junk mail folder...
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#6 2008-11-14 02:14:30
You can bypass the "free dating" for your results. There was a 93% chance my last cat was trying to kill me.
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#7 2008-11-14 02:53:22
fnord wrote:
You can bypass the "free dating" for your results. There was a 93% chance my last cat was trying to kill me.
Must have belonged to the NAACC.
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#8 2008-11-14 05:08:22
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#9 2008-11-15 20:01:50
74% chance - I think that I can sleep rather soundly with that.
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#10 2008-11-15 21:37:55
Decadence wrote:
74% chance - I think that I can sleep rather soundly with that.
Maybe if you had not had it stuffed it would be more exciting.
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#11 2008-11-15 23:52:44
And I don't even own a cat.
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#12 2008-11-15 23:52:55
I had to base it upon the last cat with whom I lived and, apparently, there was a 74% chance she was trying to kill me. And after all I did for her...
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#13 2008-11-16 19:13:07
Great post, I'm glad you didn't post it in high street siberia: the cat thread.
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#14 2008-11-16 19:39:04
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Great post, I'm glad you didn't post it in high street siberia: the cat thread.
The cat thread is not Siberia. It is sacred ground. Do not speak ill of the cat thread. Let me remind you, we have cats who are trained to kill.
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#15 2008-11-16 19:50:16
Taint wrote:
cats who are trained to kill
Bring em' on, I say. Kill them all. Let cthulhu sort them out.
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#16 2008-11-16 20:16:44
Taint wrote:
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Great post, I'm glad you didn't post it in high street siberia: the cat thread.
The cat thread is not Siberia. It is sacred ground. Do not speak ill of the cat thread. Let me remind you, we have cats who are trained to kill.
I laughed until I looked out the window and saw the little tiny cat jeep pull up outside with the armed siamese. Noted.
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#17 2008-11-16 22:35:36
Look, it's a cute idea and all, but we are rational people and we know that of course our cats are not plotting to kill us.
They need us to open the cans.
(If any of you ever sees a cat with thumbs, I just hope you have time to warn the rest of us.)
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#19 2008-11-17 01:11:19
Yes cans, cans are our last line of defense George. At least until all of them learn to grow opposable thumbs.
Then they will dance on our graves.
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#20 2008-11-17 01:14:42
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
You know, my photoshop-fu is weak, but if it wasn't, a halo and some wings would be perfect there.
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