#2 2008-11-19 02:45:34
Engrish.com? Do you honestly think we've never seen that?
Aside from almost certainly being posted to cruel back in the day, there's this:
The search function actually found an asshat, and it is yours, sir or madame.
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#3 2008-11-19 02:59:48
Take the child, fall into the water carefully.
I'm guessing that's an awkward sentence in Chinese, too.
Supervise swimming children.
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#4 2008-11-19 03:01:28
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Engrish.com? Do you honestly think we've never seen that?
If that wasn't posted to cruel back in the day, then I'll eat your hat.
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc26 … r-Blac.jpg
I'm more then sure it was posted on cruel.com, but I am more then willing to let you eat my hat anyways. And when you are done with my hat I have something else you have eat.
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#5 2008-11-19 03:02:42
The secret to being asshatted is to accept it with dignity and grace.
Next time use the search function to at least minimize your chances.
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#6 2008-11-19 03:18:36
jesusluvspegging wrote:
The secret to being asshatted is to accept it with dignity and grace.
Next time use the search function to at least minimize your chances.
What I'm getting from your response is that you feel some sort of superiority over me and wish me to submit to your self proclaimed alpha dog status. Perhaps I am misunderstanding your attempted helpfulness as misplaced self-importance
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#7 2008-11-19 03:22:18
Mook wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
The secret to being asshatted is to accept it with dignity and grace.
Next time use the search function to at least minimize your chances.What I'm getting from your response is that you feel some sort of superiority over me and wish me to submit to your self proclaimed alpha dog status. Perhaps I am misunderstanding your attempted helpfulness as misplaced self-importance
Calling asshats is one part of the game, accepting them is the other.
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#8 2008-11-19 03:25:55
Mook wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
The secret to being asshatted is to accept it with dignity and grace.
Next time use the search function to at least minimize your chances.What I'm getting from your response is that you feel some sort of superiority over me and wish me to submit to your self proclaimed alpha dog status. Perhaps I am misunderstanding your attempted helpfulness as misplaced self-importance
Um, I've never claimed alpha dog status. I am the Son of God, and therefore a beta male at best.
Just because I haze you doesn't mean I care.
I do, however, top from the bottom
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#9 2008-11-19 03:28:06
Any site's been around a while has conventions it considers scared.
For the inhabitants here, who've known one another for up to 12 years, repeat material almost always suffers an "Asshat" award, which only a few accept gracefully.
No, no, you're most welcome.
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#10 2008-11-19 03:32:14
Ah, well in that case all apologies.
long live the asshate...long live me?
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#11 2008-11-19 03:33:31
Mook wrote:
Ah, well in that case all apologies.
long live the asshate...long live me?
Asshate won't get you very far around here.
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#12 2008-11-19 03:37:08
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Mook wrote:
Ah, well in that case all apologies.
long live the asshate...long live me?Asshate won't get you very far around here.
Thanks for the tip ace.
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#13 2008-11-19 03:41:17
Mook wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Mook wrote:
Ah, well in that case all apologies.
long live the asshate...long live me?Asshate won't get you very far around here.
Thanks for the tip ace.
No problem, slick.
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#14 2008-11-19 03:44:07
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Mook wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Asshate won't get you very far around here.Thanks for the tip ace.
No problem, slick.
If I hadn't been drinking this "who gets the last word" game wouldn't be so much fun.
your turn princess.
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#15 2008-11-19 07:23:21
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Asshate won't get you very far around here.
Unless your name starts with "R" and ends with "T".
Der braune stern wird VERBOTEN!!!!!
Gotta trust me on that one!
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#16 2008-11-19 08:34:54
Does she hate her own ass? Is that the explanation? Star-gazers want to know!
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#17 2008-11-19 10:28:58
Fled wrote:
Does she hate her own ass? Is that the explanation? Star-gazers want to know!
No... not at all. She's, umm, "got back", so she's probably proud of her ass....
I'm just sayin', as you all should know, don't even joke like you're interested in the region-verboten, if you will.
That chick'll take you out. No joke. Don't fuck around.
(words to live by)
I'm sure any of you who might have talked to her know she's about the sweetest person on Earth. This is all true and who she is.
On the other hand, she's extremely strong, fast and reflexive. Combine that with a phobia revolving around sphincter sanctity and you have a life-threatening situation if you threaten the no no region. You know, I kinda always respected that because it's like, you wouldn't want to set a beer on the Altar of the Magi, would you? Of course not....
Of course, you all knew that, though.
But no, I would not say she "hates her ass"....
Callipygian goddess, if you will.
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#18 2008-11-19 13:14:37
Mook wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Engrish.com? Do you honestly think we've never seen that?
If that wasn't posted to cruel back in the day, then I'll eat your hat.
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc26 … r-Blac.jpgI'm more then sure it was posted on cruel.com, but I am more then willing to let you eat my hat anyways. And when you are done with my hat I have something else you have eat.
It's "I'm more thAn sure" not "more thEn sure". Nice job on your own Engrish.
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#19 2008-11-19 14:11:53
ptah13 wrote:
Callipygian. . .
Nice word, that. Had to look it up. Thanks.
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#20 2008-11-19 17:35:43
choad wrote:
Any site's been around a while has conventions it considers scared.
The scared and the pro-fun.
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