Everything else in this world is tailor made to fit, guess it was only a matter of time before "designer vaginas" hit the market.

I want Bianca Jagger's pussy, circa Studio 54. You should be able to park a Lear jet in there.

Meanwhile, on MakeMeHeal.com, a consumer site that sells special bras and other gear for women recovering from plastic surgery, women of all ages submit photos of their nether regions and ask for feedback on whether they should get nipped and tucked down there.

Be nice now.

And some before and after. Not for the faint of heart.

Last edited by Johnny_Rotten (2008-11-19 21:56:26)

People shouldn't tamper with the vijay-jay.  What man has ever turned down pussy due to floppy labia lips?

headkicker_girl wrote:

People shouldn't tamper with the vijay-jay.  What man has ever turned down pussy due to floppy labia lips?

Thank You!!!

Let the hair grow, trim is proper (ergo the slang); but really... what do you care once you're inside?

icangetyouatoe wrote:

One hopes, actually, dear, sweet Em, that the visitor might also linger at the doors awhile, so to speak....

Labia Concerns is  (I think, anyway) a great name for a band. And where is the scrotum surgery? Many a ball isn't quite up to snuff, I'd reckon..

Ah, the gateway, which holds all the secrets...

Mook wrote:

Fortinbras, is that you?

Thanks for adding nothing witty or remotely interesting.

All apologies cuntkick_girl, I wasn't attempting to make a joke or any witty comments, simply responding to the post. Next time I respond to something I'll make sure it is as funny as calling a pussy a vijay-jay.

Oh, and I have turned away a nasty floppy labia cunt. That shit is gross. I'm all for getting those abused pussies a little nip tuck.

You've turned down pussy.

Uh huh.

We all believe you, and are thorougly impressed.

Don't you have some asshats to post?

I thought a jar of Ragu was the designer yoni. 

Unlike the worlldly Muck, I have not spurned yoni for large lips.  If I were to turn away, I hope it would be long before all was bared.  It would be seriously awkward to get to the point that the clothes were off and then to back out of the situation.  I would feel like a shit.  Call me old fashioned.

I've turned down pussy a number of times. It would have been too embarrassing to unwrap it and then not know what the hell to do with it.

headkicker_girl wrote:

Mook wrote:

Fortinbras, is that you?

Thanks for adding nothing witty or remotely interesting.

All apologies cuntkick_girl, I wasn't attempting to make a joke or any witty comments, simply responding to the post. Next time I respond to something I'll make sure it is as funny as calling a pussy a vijay-jay.

Oh, and I have turned away a nasty floppy labia cunt. That shit is gross. I'm all for getting those abused pussies a little nip tuck.

You've turned down pussy.

Uh huh.

We all believe you, and are thorougly impressed.

Don't you have some asshats to post?

OK, I laughed out loud at that.  I love you, HKG.

headkicker_girl wrote:

People shouldn't tamper with the vijay-jay.  What man has ever turned down pussy due to floppy labia lips?

I agree.  I'm a longtime admirer of those with a nice set of beef curtains.  I'd be more likely to turn down 'tang that didn't feature 'em.  Not that I ever have, but if I were to do so, that would more likely be the reason.  Or the fact that it smells more like shit than like the ocean.  Or if I couldn't find it because it was covered up by a kick-along tummy.

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Ahh Taint. I have to say, from my brief experimental stage when I too sampled the Punani...

Hmmm, the rest of that entry should have been a lot "hotter" than it turned out to be.  Obviously, I'm rather disappointed here.

Oh... Toe made my day.  (insert smiley here)

icangetyouatoe wrote:

You owe me a beer when we have our conclave.

I still think it should be in the midwest so that our east coast kindred can make a showing.  We could make it someplace cheap like St. Louis or Indianapolis or Memphis.

Chicago gets my vote as well.

I'm still leaning towards Las Vegas....  I think that LV would attract more High Streeters than anywhere else because of the relatively low cost of flights to there...  LV also has nice lodging for a low cost, last month I stayed at the Mandalay Bay for only $149.00 a night and that was without a reservation...  Seeing as most of the High Streeters have chemical dependancy issues of one kind or another it would probably be a good idea to go to someplace like LV because they're a little more relaxed about that sort of thing...  If I had other picks to choose from it would be Miami, Los Angeles, San Francisco, or Dallas...