#2 2008-11-19 22:01:38
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Ya know, America is really boring by comparison.
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#3 2008-11-19 22:14:41
...four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out...Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
That was the passage that got my attention.
I lived in Oz for a bit, a long time ago. Sounds like springtime weekday afternoons haven't changed much since.
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#4 2008-11-19 22:47:24
Call me innocent but I have no fucking clue what the hell he was doing with the jar. How on eart- I mean, what the fu- like, how... oh, never mind.
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#5 2008-11-19 22:50:15
What he said
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#6 2008-11-19 22:55:16
Some people have total freakouts over cum stains on their upholstery. He probably hadn’t thought to ScotchGuarded it and that’s why he was using the jar. I’m freaked out by his masturbating in front of the dog!
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#7 2008-11-19 23:00:01
fnord wrote:
Some people have total freakouts over cum stains on their upholstery. He probably hadn’t thought to ScotchGuarded it and that’s why he was using the jar. I’m freaked out by his masturbating in front of the dog!
Please keep in mind that they didn't actually specify that it was a 'Live' dog
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#8 2008-11-19 23:04:37
Taint wrote:
Call me innocent but I have no fucking clue what the hell he was doing with the jar. How on eart- I mean, what the fu- like, how... oh, never mind.
Jars don't always have to go up the ass. Think outside the box. Get it, box? hehe.
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#9 2008-11-19 23:06:21
There's that old joke about the boy who's told he has to save it until marriage, so he does. In a jar.
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#10 2008-11-19 23:09:07
Ah Poo the Destroyer wrote:
Jars don't always have to go up the ass. Think outside the box.
Redacted, you know what to do next.
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#11 2008-11-19 23:16:07
Done.
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#12 2008-11-19 23:21:44
Redacted wrote:
Done.
Done--done what? I sincerely hope, sir, that you are not referring to my rectum.
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#13 2008-11-19 23:23:55
What Redacted did will hit you when you least expect it.
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#14 2008-11-19 23:26:25
fnord wrote:
What Redacted did will hit you when you least expect it.
Got it. I want a fucking credit.
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#15 2008-11-20 01:17:07
You guys are really, really slipping. How could you have missed this?
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach
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#16 2008-11-20 13:34:13
Emily Strange has Aussie relatives?
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