Thank GOD.

I am so glad that when I was knee-deep in that shitstorm bad drugs causes that we never turned on each other. It kinda makes you lose your perspective to the point where you really COULD rationalize killing someone.

On a lighter note, you could always go to that one place that was mentioned the other day for a fun-filled Feisty fiesta. That'd cheer you up.

You-know-who has Scorpio rising. That means he's so good in bed, you'll forget all about the sombreros...

Best of luck to you Feisty. I haven't endured the shitty relationship, but I have had far too close an encounter with drug induced depression and a suicide attempt. I don't recommend it.

Be strong and keep Mr. Fucktard away.

My evening has been improved by knowing you and that cute little grublet of yours can sleep without anxiety.  When you go too long without posting I worry a little, so don't be such a stranger.

Dearest Feisty,

Be safe, and be wild.

Yer Pal,

D

Seriously, though... how would you guys feel about a highly transparent paypal account to pay for renting a hotel somewhere for cruel hijinks?  I figure if we have a cash bar we can probably get a lot of stuff for free.

feisty wrote:

Seriously, though... how would you guys feel about a highly transparent paypal account to pay for renting a hotel somewhere for cruel hijinks?  I figure if we have a cash bar we can probably get a lot of stuff for free.

I've toyed with this idea myself forever and it always stalls at location. Me, I'm all for Max Yasgur's farm but I realize most of you are creature comfort shiddy folk... blahh, p'tooie.

One recent novelty, though, makes the idea hugely more feasible. You watch, high-street will rocket and slush fund ad revenue will follow.

So where do you want to go?

If we were to hold a convention, I wouldn't come.  But I'd vote for someplace like Pennsylvania Amish Country, or possibly the Liberty University campus in Lynchburg, VA.

But I actually posted because of this:

weretards

Hee.

I love poaching new words off you people.

I'm getting more and more intoxicated as we go along...  wheeeeeeee.

feisty wrote:

So, somebody's in jail tonight.  Don't say who, but you know who.  Drug charges, communicating threats, resisting arrest, failure to appear, and I THINK striking a police officer.

In case anyone were to check this board, make sure you don't specify who.  But let's all rejoice that me and the little crotchfruit are finally safe tonight from dying a horrible, drug fueled murder-suicide (which is where it was going, no joke).

Toast our safety with a nice, big intoxicating drink of your choice.

I just had 2 large cointreau's on the rocks for you, and 2 for my brother who is on week one of dumping his cheating whore of a (soon to be ex) wife.  So, I'm loaded...

And with that folks, I'm off to bed.

Congrats!  Long live honest people and restraining orders!

Roger_That wrote:

choad wrote:

I've toyed with this idea myself forever and it always stalls at location. Me, I'm all for Max Yasgur's farm but I realize most of you are creature comfort shiddy folk... blahh, p'tooie.

One recent novelty, though, makes the idea hugely more feasible. You watch, high-street will rocket and slush fund ad revenue will follow.

So where do you want to go?

I'm one of those, how doya sayit... low maintenance women.  Which means all I require is a mostly comfy and reasonably clean place to sleep with a roof over my head.  A tent will do, a boat will do, a roach motel will not.

I vote Amsterdam.

I'm pretty sure Dhal is in.

Vegas? Cheap airfaire and rooms and alcohol (and free weed). And enough places to move on to when we've been 86'ed.

What's great about us, is that we're evenly scattered across the country (and world).

Don't you think Wisconsin or Florida would be most appropriate?

Hey Feisty - Post a sexy pic. I promise not to, er....use it.

emily strange wrote:

n. carolina

Fuck off, twat.

NYJ!  Haven't seen your ass in a while.  Perhaps I will post.. I don't know.  I'm toying with the idea.

ahhh... guess I'll have to get drunk again to post my sexy pic.

Dirckman is on your side Feisty!!!

Dirckman wrote:

Dirckman is on your side Feisty!!!

Jeez, that is like having Jack the Ripper as your bat-man.  Heh.

This kind of thing always reminds me of the Dixie Chicks' Goodbye Earl. I hope Mr. Fucktard stays where he belongs.

As to the convention, maybe we could rent one of the burned-out neighborhoods near San Diego.

Feisty:  Glad you're okay, and sorry part of your life got wasted on Mr. FT.  I predict you'll be going on to better things in a couple of nanoseconds.

Roger_That wrote:

choad wrote:

I've toyed with this idea myself forever and it always stalls at location. Me, I'm all for Max Yasgur's farm but

I vote Amsterdam.

I'm pretty sure Dhal is in.

Oh, that's fair. Why is it none of the substance abuse around here ever seems to affect memory?

Yeah, Amsterdam, wherever.

feisty wrote:

Well, I will say this...  I am about one beer away from posting a sexy, although not pornographic picture.  It's already been cropped and everything.  Of course, you won't get me to admit in open discussion whether or not its me...  But hey, it could be. ;)

Is it a flapshot ?

Felch

feisty wrote:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2325/180 … 9c.jpg?v=0

Feisty - is that REALLY you? I'm ready to be your Jewish knight and take you shopping for hooker pumps!

headkicker - i wont be effing off...so drop your schtick...you annoy me!  let's get back to planning a high life party. i think it would be tons of fun to meet you all and such.

feisty wrote:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2325/180 … 9c.jpg?v=0

Oh.  MY.  God.

*fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap*

That's a cute picture Feisty.   

As to your ex, do you own a gun?  Ordinarily I'm not a gun nut, but self defense would make your situation the exception.