Um, I think ballsack hairs are always curly. 

Have you tried trichloroacetic acid?  I'm pretty sure it'll get rid of those pesky hairs.

Jesus wrote:

…(the ladies don't so much like to stand in the same room with me nowadays, much less touch my junk (this makes Jesus sad)).

Perhaps Jesus is hygienically challenged?

You need to build up your scar tissue to reduce the hair density.

Before you shave, wipe down with cotton ball moistened with Witch Hazel. It will soften the hairs, tighten the skin and make the hair stubs stand straight up so you can really cut them off down low.

Just don't stand in a draft when you do it, your balls will freeze solid.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Attentive readers may have seen mention of the fact that I shave my nuts. 

I do this because it enhances my pleasure when I am whacking it (the ladies don't so much like to stand in the same room with me nowadays, much less touch my junk (this makes Jesus sad)).

So, gentlemen of the high street, my problem is that my hair is really, really curly (I have been accused of having a nigger in my woodshed, though to the best of the knowledge of the family geneographer this is not the case).  Curly hair is prone to forming ingrown hairs.  Ingrown hairs on the ballsack are uncomfortable and nasty.

The poster with the best suggestion for how to remedy this gets a Get Out of Hell Free card.

This is what I use. I won't lie to you. It's expensive ($250.00), and the hot blades need to be replaced frequently.

It works. It doesn't hurt. It's damn near permanent.

Now where's my card? As you well know, I reeeeealllly need it.

Here's what AskMeFi has to say on the subject.

I've also heard that you can apply Dove stick deoderant to the affected area immediately after shaving (this was in relation to the bikini line) and this works well to eliminate irritation/bumps.

This is what I use:

sofaking wrote:

This is what I use. I won't lie to you. It's expensive ($250.00), and the hot blades need to be replaced frequently.

It works. It doesn't hurt. It's damn near permanent.

Now where's my card? As you well know, I reeeeealllly need it.

So, Sofie, we talking nether regions, pits AND legs or just one particular area for this thing?  Wondering about your usage with respect to changing the blades.  Think it would work for a guy's face?

I, too, have had a problem with the ingrown hairs.

Witch Hazel is a great idea, but the thing that helps my lady bush is keeping it exfoliated.

NOT right after you shave.  Here's what you do:

Witch hazel, then shave.  Witch hazel again, as it will help stop bleeding if there is any (it basically acts like aftershave).  Moisturize.  Next time you wash your junk, make a mixture of granulated sugar, olive or coconut oil, and a bit of honey.  (Coconut oil will require warming, since it's a solid at room temperature) 

LIGHTLY rub it over your junk.  You don't want to take off the top layer of skin, you just want to take off the dead layer and keep it from blocking where your hair used to be.

Always use a fresh razor when shaving you sack.

There you go.  Guaranteed to keep your junk smooth and silky, and costs a fuck of a lot less than $200.  (The only thing worth spending $200 on is a vibrator.)

As well all know, there is nothing like a shorn scrotum.  It's breathtaking.  I suggest you try it.

Alas, no vid.  The whole process gets a bit sticky, so I suggest doing it in the tub with warm water handy.  And really, most cameras aren't fans of honey.

Then how the hell would I turn the damn thing on, and zoom in on the good bits?

feisty wrote:

Then how the hell would I turn the damn thing on, and zoom in on the good bits?

Obviously you've been hanging around with Dirckman.  For the rest of us, no zooming is necessary.

If there ain't nobody sharing, why bother???


But I'm having trouble believing that with all of the women out there desparate for love and companionship you are reduced to a solitary wanker....

Get with it bro, the point is to get your dick wet; not to land the most perfect woman ever concieved.

I am also a trimmer, not a shaver. My lady doesn't like going face to face with Bin Laden, but Boy Scouts was a long time ago for me. I just shave down to a 1/8th inch or so with a personal grooming clipper, a thin one that comes on the ass-end of a shaver. It's a "womans" product, but she is always stealing my razor blades, so we are even.

My problem is that once you have shaved or trimmed, you are stuck with it. If you neglect to trim, within 2 or 3 days you get a little itching. Within a week your nads are on fire. It doesn't grow all that fast, so within another week the itching goes away and you are good for another month. Then it's time to go back in with the power tools.

So, if you are going to do it, and it is amazing to feel the breeze on the beans right after trimming, you are committing to it for a regular thing.

sofaking wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Attentive readers may have seen mention of the fact that I shave my nuts. 

I do this because it enhances my pleasure when I am whacking it (the ladies don't so much like to stand in the same room with me nowadays, much less touch my junk (this makes Jesus sad)).

So, gentlemen of the high street, my problem is that my hair is really, really curly (I have been accused of having a nigger in my woodshed, though to the best of the knowledge of the family geneographer this is not the case).  Curly hair is prone to forming ingrown hairs.  Ingrown hairs on the ballsack are uncomfortable and nasty.

The poster with the best suggestion for how to remedy this gets a Get Out of Hell Free card.

This is what I use. I won't lie to you. It's expensive ($250.00), and the hot blades need to be replaced frequently.

It works. It doesn't hurt. It's damn near permanent.

Now where's my card? As you well know, I reeeeealllly need it.

Sofie, you shave your nutsack? This changes my evening plans of looking at your picture and whacking. Fuck, guess I'll read or something stupid like that.

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I personally think men shouldn't be groomed. Ever. Down there. Seriously. If Steve Mcqueen wouldn't do it, a regular guy shouldn't either. Unless he's gay.  The man who trims is also secretly moisturizing, and fuck, might as well be jerking it to David Hasselhoff nudes for all I know. Admit to your woman you occasionally exfoliate and you might as well admit you suck dick on the weekends.

Last edited by icangetyouatoe (2008-12-04 16:23:38)

It was this infernal coil device that lifted each hair out individually and yanked it. Same results as if Jesuslovespegging, say, pressed his scrotum/scrotal hair into the front of a portable fan.

whosasailorthen wrote:

icangetyouatoe wrote:

I personally think men shouldn't be groomed. Ever. Down there. Seriously. If Steve Mcqueen wouldn't do it, a regular guy shouldn't either. Unless he's gay.  The man who trims is also secretly moisturizing, and fuck, might as well be jerking it to David Hasselhoff nudes for all I know. Admit to your woman you occasionally exfoliate and you might as well admit you suck dick on the weekends.

Here, here.  A lady who likes MEN.  Alleluia!

But then I'm OK with a woman that doesn't shave, either.  Ever.

Okay, pet peeve time.  It's Hear, Hear!

whosasailorthen wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Okay, pet peeve time.  It's Hear, Hear!

http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/BilltheCat.jpg

You know, every time someone at work acks a request I picture Bill the Cat.  I don't think most of them even know who he is.

tojo2000 wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Okay, pet peeve time.  It's Hear, Hear!

http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/BilltheCat.jpg

You know, every time someone at work acks a request I picture Bill the Cat.  I don't think most of them even know who he is.

Now I don't understand.

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Last edited by whosasailorthen (2008-12-04 22:21:59)

I loved Bloom County.  *sigh*

My fav of all time:

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2008-12-04 22:23:48)

Taint, Whos,  I guess it's because my typical partner came of age in the late seventies, early eighties, they too are somewhat repulsed by the whole trend towards complete deforestation on women..or anything less than au naturel on themselves. I mean, if it works for Ron Jeremy (at least in fantasyland..). I'll admit visiting Brazil now and then but for the most part a well groomed V does the job nicely. And for my part, for heavenssakes. A little extra flossing never hurt anyone. Good for the gums.

Last edited by icangetyouatoe (2008-12-05 12:07:33)

icangetyouatoe wrote:

By the way, remember epilady?

No.  No one in this thread remembers the epilady.

tojo2000 wrote:

Scotty wrote:

icangetyouatoe wrote:

By the way, remember epilady?

No.  No one in this thread remembers the epilady.

?

I think it's some sort of insult but I'm not exactly sure. Kind of like my mom when she flipped someone off by waving her index finger at them. (I was 16 at the time, just totally mortified- "Mom, what are you doing?" Poor thing.  She was confused.)

Last edited by icangetyouatoe (2008-12-05 23:22:40)