#1 2008-11-25 10:07:24
Just wanted to say Hi Guys
Love Sandra
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#2 2008-11-25 10:20:16
1012 wrote:
Just wanted to say Hi Guys
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Love Sandra
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Ohh.. nice.
Email red-meat heaven... hope you love spam.
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#3 2008-11-25 10:24:20
1012 wrote:
Just wanted to say Hi Guys
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Love Sandra
(I have my own forum)
Show us your tits
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#4 2008-11-25 10:28:14
1012 wrote:
Just wanted to say Hi Guys
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/519_clown.jpg
Love Sandra
(I have my own forum)
You have your own forum? How delightful you crab infested cunt rag of a self promoter. Welcome to High Street shithole licking faggot cum whore. The restrooms are located in the back.
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#5 2008-11-25 10:28:29
ugh.
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#6 2008-11-25 11:13:14
Hi Sandra.
Thanks for whoring out your delightful site in the appropriate manner.
Welcome.
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#7 2008-11-25 11:48:02
sofaking wrote:
Thanks for whoring out your delightful site in the appropriate manner.
Yuh, nothing says welcome like proper hygiene. You've come to the right place, babe. 
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#8 2008-11-25 12:44:18
Sandra, ignore them. (most have been experimenting with being off their meds; Fortinbras is a 30 year old republican virgin with tourettes as an example.)
You are most welcome here, pray tell us all about yourself, and do you have other photos (meaning real) of your self?
Yer new pal,
Dusty
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#9 2008-11-25 13:10:07
Dmtdust wrote:
Sandra, ignore them. (most have been experimenting with being off their meds; Fortinbras is a 30 year old republican virgin with tourettes as an example.)
You are most welcome here, pray tell us all about yourself, and do you have other photos (meaning real) of your self?
Yer new pal,
Dusty
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#10 2008-11-25 13:24:09
Dmtdust wrote:
Sandra, ignore them. (most have been experimenting with being off their meds; Fortinbras is a 30 year old republican virgin with tourettes as an example.)
You are most welcome here, pray tell us all about yourself, and do you have other photos (meaning real) of your self?
Yer new pal,
Dusty
29...at least until February, and I lost my virginity 3 years ago.
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#11 2008-11-25 13:41:03
How much did it cost?
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#12 2008-11-25 13:43:29
Dmtdust wrote:
How much did it cost?
He was talking about his anal virginity...and Lurker did it for free.
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#13 2008-11-25 14:01:50
headkicker_girl wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
How much did it cost?
He was talking about his anal virginity...and Lurker did it for free.
No, actually I lost my anal virginity 2 years ago by a domme with a strapon. However as for the regular virginity, in all honesty a fat girl got me drunk. Since then I've done a few hotties to fairly attractives, but I have a firm embargo against any additional fat chicks.
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#14 2008-11-25 14:36:42
fortinbras wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
How much did it cost?
He was talking about his anal virginity...and Lurker did it for free.
No, actually I lost my anal virginity 2 years ago by a domme with a strapon. However as for the regular virginity, in all honesty a fat girl got me drunk. Since then I've done a few hotties to fairly attractives, but I have a firm embargo against any additional fat chicks.
TMI
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#15 2008-11-25 15:49:45
Forty... calm down. TMI, indeed. Got pics? Taint?
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#16 2008-11-25 15:56:16
Dmtdust wrote:
Forty... calm down. TMI, indeed. Got pics? Taint?
I don't fuck Republicans. Despite evidence to the contrary, I do have standards.
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#17 2008-11-25 16:16:07
Mercy Fuck? Can anyone give this most worthy young Republican a Mercy Fuck? Where is the LUV?
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#18 2008-11-25 16:19:06
fortinbras wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
How much did it cost?
He was talking about his anal virginity...and Lurker did it for free.
No, actually I lost my anal virginity 2 years ago by a domme with a strapon. However as for the regular virginity, in all honesty a fat girl got me drunk. Since then I've done a few hotties to fairly attractives, but I have a firm embargo against any additional fat chicks.
And they say liberals are freaky.
I'm almost proud of you.
Why did you wait so long to lose it?
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#19 2008-11-25 16:48:44
Taint wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Forty... calm down. TMI, indeed. Got pics? Taint?
I don't fuck Republicans. Despite evidence to the contrary, I do have standards.
I can't blame ya there! Except Gov. Palin(I know, not yer type)
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#20 2008-11-25 16:52:35
Sandra,
You might want to go work on your shit a little bit. Seems nobody is getting a confirmation code over there. Don't want yer ship to sink.
P.S. I love whores even if everyone else here does not.
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#21 2008-11-25 17:14:27
As not a fat girl but nevertheless a female nonetheless, I am so over a guy saying, "oh, the fat girl made me_______". It's the same brand excuse as "the gay guy made me suck it...I was drunk"...
I'm sorry, I don't know many women who carry strap ons in their glove compartment to fuck guys they find in bars. Especially fat ones. No. I'm sure this was planned, I'm sure you loved it, and your cock just drools at the thought of a live one wriggling up your republican butt, fortinbras. Admit it-the truth shall set you free.
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#22 2008-11-25 18:40:03
fortinbras wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Fortinbras is a 30 year old republican virgin with tourettes as an example.)
29...at least until February, and I lost my virginity 3 years ago.
Did you swallow?
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#23 2008-11-25 18:41:34
Taint wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Forty... calm down. TMI, indeed. Got pics? Taint?
I don't fuck Republicans.
Sure you do. Every time you vote.
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#24 2008-11-25 19:25:28
icangetyouatoe wrote:
As not a fat girl but nevertheless a female nonetheless, I am so over a guy saying, "oh, the fat girl made me_______".
Toejam,
You will be glad to hear that I lost my virginity to a fat girl who I eagerly sought out. Being many years my young teenage self's senior and rather entusiastic. I will forever be deeply indebted to a fat girl for giving me my first gift of confidence based on competence. Particularly in the area of female orgasm and eating pussy.
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#25 2008-11-25 19:30:52
Yeah Toesy, Hell I must have fucked half the fat chicks in western Pa. I was drunk however. To tell the truth, if some fat chick wanted to get me drunk(supply the booze) I'd fuck 'er weekly.
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#26 2008-11-25 20:18:23
sofaking wrote:
fortinbras wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
He was talking about his anal virginity...and Lurker did it for free.No, actually I lost my anal virginity 2 years ago by a domme with a strapon. However as for the regular virginity, in all honesty a fat girl got me drunk. Since then I've done a few hotties to fairly attractives, but I have a firm embargo against any additional fat chicks.
And they say liberals are freaky.
I'm almost proud of you.
Why did you wait so long to lose it?
I made a cardinal mistake when pursuing sex, and that is, waiting for a particular person I had in mind, so she strung me a long a few years without giving me bang for my buck before I kicked her to the curb.
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#27 2008-11-25 20:20:11
icangetyouatoe wrote:
As not a fat girl but nevertheless a female nonetheless, I am so over a guy saying, "oh, the fat girl made me_______". It's the same brand excuse as "the gay guy made me suck it...I was drunk"...
I'm sorry, I don't know many women who carry strap ons in their glove compartment to fuck guys they find in bars. Especially fat ones. No. I'm sure this was planned, I'm sure you loved it, and your cock just drools at the thought of a live one wriggling up your republican butt, fortinbras. Admit it-the truth shall set you free.
Nope, it was in a tool box oddly enough. And this girl was separate from strapon girl, who was actually quite hot. Fatass actually fucked me after pumping 8 beers in me over a 2 hour period. I didn't orgasm though, her fatness must have made her vagina flabby it was as tight as fucking a trash bag.
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#28 2008-11-25 20:26:40
fortinbras wrote:
icangetyouatoe wrote:
As not a fat girl but nevertheless a female nonetheless, I am so over a guy saying, "oh, the fat girl made me_______". It's the same brand excuse as "the gay guy made me suck it...I was drunk"...
I'm sorry, I don't know many women who carry strap ons in their glove compartment to fuck guys they find in bars. Especially fat ones. No. I'm sure this was planned, I'm sure you loved it, and your cock just drools at the thought of a live one wriggling up your republican butt, fortinbras. Admit it-the truth shall set you free.Nope, it was in a tool box oddly enough. And this girl was separate from strapon girl, who was actually quite hot. Fatass actually fucked me after pumping 8 beers in me over a 2 hour period. I didn't orgasm though, her fatness must have made her vagina flabby it was as tight as fucking a trash bag.
Well, with that viewpoint of women and the one above, it is a surprise that you've gotten any traction. Lighten up, drop those Virgin/Harlot memes, and make yourself a servant to the Goddess. Everything is permitted, and if you enter into this quest with a clear heart, you'll be rewarded with beauty, sex, love, and companionship. Don't spit in the temple.
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#29 2008-11-25 20:32:48
Dmtdust wrote:
fortinbras wrote:
icangetyouatoe wrote:
As not a fat girl but nevertheless a female nonetheless, I am so over a guy saying, "oh, the fat girl made me_______". It's the same brand excuse as "the gay guy made me suck it...I was drunk"...
I'm sorry, I don't know many women who carry strap ons in their glove compartment to fuck guys they find in bars. Especially fat ones. No. I'm sure this was planned, I'm sure you loved it, and your cock just drools at the thought of a live one wriggling up your republican butt, fortinbras. Admit it-the truth shall set you free.Nope, it was in a tool box oddly enough. And this girl was separate from strapon girl, who was actually quite hot. Fatass actually fucked me after pumping 8 beers in me over a 2 hour period. I didn't orgasm though, her fatness must have made her vagina flabby it was as tight as fucking a trash bag.
Well, with that viewpoint of women and the one above, it is a surprise that you've gotten any traction. Lighten up, drop those Virgin/Harlot memes, and make yourself a servant to the Goddess. Everything is permitted, and if you enter into this quest with a clear heart, you'll be rewarded with beauty, sex, love, and companionship. Don't spit in the temple.
Servant to the Goddess? Hello? One did bang my ass with a strapon 2 years ago.
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#30 2008-11-25 20:41:29
Fortyinchbras wrote:
I'm a fatty fucker.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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#31 2008-11-25 20:44:25
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Fortyinchbras wrote:
I'm a fatty fucker.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
But Orgasm = Love.
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#32 2008-11-25 20:50:52
fortinbras wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Fortyinchbras wrote:
I'm a fatty fucker.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
But Orgasm = Love.
Orgasm = Love. God = Love. God is everywhere, but especially in my hamper.
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#33 2008-11-25 20:53:08
ah297900 wrote:
fortinbras wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBut Orgasm = Love.
Orgasm = Love. God = Love. God is everywhere, but especially in my hamper.
I'd worship the "Great Pumpkin" before I worshiped God.
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#34 2008-11-25 20:55:45
ah297900 wrote:
fortinbras wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBut Orgasm = Love.
Orgasm = Love. God = Love. God is everywhere, but especially in my hamper.
How do you think Ma got knocked up? God doesn't just mop off on any ol' convenient sock, you know. When the Big Guy tosses one off, he mops up with only the finest of brown-skinned virgins.
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#35 2008-11-25 20:57:57
jesusluvspegging wrote:
ah297900 wrote:
fortinbras wrote:
But Orgasm = Love.Orgasm = Love. God = Love. God is everywhere, but especially in my hamper.
How do you think Ma got knocked up? God doesn't just mop off on any ol' convenient sock, you know. When the Big Guy tosses one off, he mops up with only the finest of brown-skinned virgins.
Seraphim before hoes, amirite? Fellas? you with me?
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#36 2008-11-26 02:02:31
ah297900 wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
ah297900 wrote:
Orgasm = Love. God = Love. God is everywhere, but especially in my hamper.How do you think Ma got knocked up? God doesn't just mop off on any ol' convenient sock, you know. When the Big Guy tosses one off, he mops up with only the finest of brown-skinned virgins.
Seraphim before hoes, amirite? Fellas? you with me?
Just stay away from the Cherubim or the party wagon will come for you.
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#37 2008-11-26 05:51:40
fortinbras wrote:
1012 wrote:
Just wanted to say Hi Guys
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/519_clown.jpg
Love Sandra
(I have my own forum)You have your own forum? How delightful you crab infested cunt rag of a self promoter. Welcome to High Street shithole licking faggot cum whore. The restrooms are located in the back.
Do you look like this fortinbras?
I feel sorry for you.
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#38 2008-11-26 08:27:15
1012 wrote:
fortinbras wrote:
1012 wrote:
Just wanted to say Hi Guys
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/519_clown.jpg
Love Sandra
(I have my own forum)You have your own forum? How delightful you crab infested cunt rag of a self promoter. Welcome to High Street shithole licking faggot cum whore. The restrooms are located in the back.
Do you look like this fortinbras?
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/519_2616.jpg
I feel sorry for you.
Hey, at least he's got a hobby, and for a deformed cripple, his junk is surprisingly normal in size and shape, so it can't be all bad.
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#39 2008-11-26 13:35:02
fortinbras wrote:
...I have a firm embargo against any additional fat chicks.
Embargo spelled backwards is "O, grab me!"
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#40 2008-11-26 14:15:21
And strap on spelled backwards is no parts
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#41 2008-11-26 14:19:38
And "single-celled organism" spelled backward is "msinagro dellec-elg... oh, forget it.
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#42 2008-11-26 15:24:39
This one is the same in either direction:
"Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas."
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#43 2008-11-26 15:58:24
A man, a plan a canal, panama.
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#44 2008-11-26 15:59:22
Egad! a base tone denotes a bad age.
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#45 2008-11-26 16:36:47
I just joined as well. I remember you fuckwits from cruel.com. I was wondering where everyone had gone since.
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#46 2008-11-26 16:39:06
water wrote:
I just joined as well. I remember you fuckwits from cruel.com. I was wondering where everyone had gone since.
Damn, thought we left you in the wilderness. How did you find us? But since you're here, welcome to the asylum.
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#47 2008-11-26 16:57:09
water wrote:
I just joined as well. I remember you fuckwits from cruel.com. I was wondering where everyone had gone since.
You missed the boat, dickwad. Welcome back. George Orr will arrive any moment with her crosseye welcome cat.
See how we've aged, and listen to Dirckman's penis puppet sing an octove higher.
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#48 2008-11-26 17:38:14
water wrote:
I just joined as well. I remember you fuckwits from cruel.com. I was wondering where everyone had gone since.
We are legion.
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#49 2008-11-26 17:42:42
Should we bake a cake or something?
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#50 2008-11-26 17:58:44
fortinbras wrote:
icangetyouatoe wrote:
As not a fat girl but nevertheless a female nonetheless, I am so over a guy saying, "oh, the fat girl made me_______". It's the same brand excuse as "the gay guy made me suck it...I was drunk"...
I'm sorry, I don't know many women who carry strap ons in their glove compartment to fuck guys they find in bars. Especially fat ones. No. I'm sure this was planned, I'm sure you loved it, and your cock just drools at the thought of a live one wriggling up your republican butt, fortinbras. Admit it-the truth shall set you free.Nope, it was in a tool box oddly enough. And this girl was separate from strapon girl, who was actually quite hot. Fatass actually fucked me after pumping 8 beers in me over a 2 hour period. I didn't orgasm though, her fatness must have made her vagina flabby it was as tight as fucking a trash bag.
Sigh. No, it wasn't the vagina, it was the fact that you kept missing the target and fucking the comforter cover, your floppy, alcohol soused member unable to do the job. Hopefully she learned from this experience, lost some weight, started running, and realized she could do a lot better than a man as sexually evolved as a out of season marmot.
Tantra
Our furry friend
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