Thanks, Fnord.

The Southern Poverty Law Center is a douchebag organization whose main reason for existence is to provide a nice lifestyle for its director.  Any “facts and figures” they publish should be taken with a forty-pound bag of water softener salt.  Many of these “dangerous threats” appear to be people expressing their dislike of Obama.  I don’t want to live in a country with Thought Crime laws, because I’ve said a lot of nasty things about our current War Criminal And Thief In Charge.

fnord wrote:

The Southern Poverty Law Center is a douchebag organization whose main reason for existence is to provide a nice lifestyle for its director.  Any “facts and figures” they publish should be taken with a forty-pound bag of water softener salt.  Many of these “dangerous threats” appear to be people expressing their dislike of Obama.  I don’t want to live in a country with Thought Crime laws, because I’ve said a lot of nasty things about our current War Criminal And Thief In Charge.

What about the Secret Service?

choad wrote:

fnord wrote:

The Southern Poverty Law Center is a douchebag organization whose main reason for existence is to provide a nice lifestyle for its director.  Any “facts and figures” they publish should be taken with a forty-pound bag of water softener salt.

Sadly, I think you're right. Re-read the next graph from that story.

Two well-armed racist skinheads were arrested and charged with plotting to assault Obama's motorcade, but only after they first killed over 80 black high school students, cutting the heads off of 12 as a symbol to their white supremacist beliefs.

Well, it's not well-written, but that actually WAS the plan these two douchebags related to the police.  They were gonna kill 88 black people, the 88th being Barack Obama.  They were gonna do some other stuff, too, which I don't remember.  This was reported on CNN and other mainstream media.

I think it's safe to assume these two lads were a bit out of touch with reality at the time.