I don't like to go to the gym
even tho it would make me fit and trim

I would rather eat multiple twinkie(s)
while sitting on the couch playing my wii

While playing Mario Kart I am a star
then at happy hour I go to the bar

My brother thinks I should have a healthy lifestyle just like him
While he works out, I go over and fuck his wife Kim.

We smoke pot and screw on the floor
until big bro comes through the door
Tis not my fault he married a whore.

Tis my sense of meter that tojo does deplore
tojo will not like it, not anymore

In my effort to be an unusual poet
I threw out the rules, the way you used to know it

dear tojo, I ask, does this do the trick?
if no is your reply, then you may eat my dick.