#2 2008-12-16 17:29:57
square wrote:
Perhaps The Romantics can get another hit out of this. Sounds like her e-mail was still more coherent than 90% of the messages I see.
Sounds funny, doesn't it? I've done this so often myself I routinely shove my keyboards in the upper shelf of a closet before going to bed. Usually, it's on my way back from taking a leak and I have some memory of it when I wake, especially when there's dickwad mail in my inbound laughing at me.
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#3 2008-12-16 19:36:41
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#4 2008-12-16 23:56:16
choad wrote:
I've done this so often myself I routinely shove my keyboards in the upper shelf of a closet before going to bed.
How does that help? If you can log in to your mail and compose messages while sleeping, I don't see what would stop you from re-attaching the keyboard as well.
The guy who convinced his wife the ass-grabbing was involuntary is an absolute genius.
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#5 2008-12-17 00:08:28
square wrote:
The guy who convinced his wife the ass-grabbing was involuntary is an absolute genius.
Ahh the old sleep sex - I experience this often. GF loves it (ex hated it - partially explaining why she is X), I don't mind it until I really need some sleep.
Seriously though, once I realized that I did this I became very careful of who was allowed in bed with me. Unfortunately this meant my darling daughter wasn't allowed to snuggle up with a tired daddy on the couch...
Thank god my genes were in order and I could still snuggle my little boy without worry.
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#6 2008-12-17 00:33:42
square wrote:
choad wrote:
I've done this so often myself I routinely shove my keyboards in the upper shelf of a closet before going to bed.
How does that help?
Oh yeah. I've woken nekid, face plant where my keyboard would sit at least twice.
One of my great grandfathers rigged a Rube Goldberg/Wallace & Gromit contraption to cure bedtime leg cramps. Frank Thorne's illustration of this marvel is hilarious and wish I had it here. Hmmm. I'd put thumb tacks on my office chair but I'd forget about them.
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#7 2008-12-17 14:22:03
Emmeran wrote:
Thank god my genes were in order and I could still snuggle my little boy without worry.
Not that I'd have you molesting either one of your children in a bout of somnambulistic sex, but what makes you think your genes are keeping you from one gender or the other? You're unconscious.
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