'We decided to give them two eggs from another couple whose hatching ability had been poor and they've turned out to be the best parents in the whole zoo,' said one of the keepers.

Those poor chicks!  They’re going to be raised in a chic nest by fabulous parents instead of dying as God intended!

Emmeran wrote:

zookeepers gave the pair two eggs laid by an inexperienced first-time mother.

Obviously a first time mother cannot be as trustworthy as fetus stealing fags....

Hey, it's all about accessorizing.

orangeplus wrote:

Chinese Gay Animal Rights Activists. No wonder William Gibson gave up writing science fiction.

Shit on you, o+, I have greatly enjoyed his most recent forays into the genre.  Just 'cause there's no spaceships and robots doesn't mean it's not scifi.

Shit on Bill Gibson, what the hell does he know about his own fucking books?