#1 2007-10-30 14:25:58
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#2 2007-10-30 14:37:22
I sold mine on ebay and took my new husband out to dinner.
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#3 2007-10-30 14:52:34
headkicker_girl wrote:
I sold mine on ebay and took my new husband out to dinner.
I can beat that, I sold mine on consignment and used the cash to go to Tahiti for 2 weeks. The ultimate irony is that the check came to me in the mail on Valentine's Day.
All I could think was, "My ex-marriage, the gift that keeps on giving!"
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#4 2007-10-30 16:03:10
Did it occur to either of you that you might be jinxing the marriages of the women who received your divorce-tainted rings?
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#5 2007-10-30 16:34:21
fnord wrote:
Did it occur to either of you that you might be jinxing the marriages of the women who received your divorce-tainted rings?
Hey, if your beloved is purchasing a ring off of ebay, the marriage is doomed already.
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#6 2007-10-30 16:57:24
headkicker_girl wrote:
fnord wrote:
Did it occur to either of you that you might be jinxing the marriages of the women who received your divorce-tainted rings?
Hey, if your beloved is purchasing a ring off of ebay, the marriage is doomed already.
I agree.
A friend gave us rings for our marriage. A few years later he said... 'erm... Know how I came by those?" I said, "do tell!" "I got em when I burgled a house!". We did without rings after that. (for several years)
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#7 2007-10-31 08:52:50
A rickshaw shoplifted my wife's wedding ring in Agra and gave it to me. He was angry because the storekeeper refused to give him baksheesh for bringing me into the store. It was worth about 10 rupees, and I've spent years trying to make it up to her.
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#8 2007-10-31 08:55:20
fnord wrote:
Did it occur to either of you that you might be jinxing the marriages of the women who received your divorce-tainted rings?
I blame the man who was too cheap to buy a new ring. Instead he bought a ring on 'consignment'. You get what you pay for!
Besides, who buys an engagement ring from a pawn shop????
Recycling at it's finest. I'm being environmentally friendly, and preventing further pimping of carbon pressed stones found in mines in Africa and pimped by DeBeers as the one item you can't live without...
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#9 2007-10-31 08:03:40
Ha, you're all pikers. My wedding "ring" was a paper cigar band, presented by the friend I personally ordained in the Church of Elvis. I'm sure it's worth something by now. Too bad to last, but it did for 7 years anyway. And the word you want is frugal. Cheap bastard is so demeaning.
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#10 2007-10-31 11:06:40
This thread needs to be locked. Whenever I see it, feisty's name and the word bury, wedding isn't the ring that comes to mind.
Last edited by scsotdc (2007-10-31 11:07:15)
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#11 2007-10-31 11:17:46
What needs to be locked up is you.
Pedophile.
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#12 2007-10-31 11:21:27
Roger_That wrote:
What needs to be locked up is you.
Pedophile.
That is Dr. Pedophile to you, ma'am.
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#13 2007-10-31 19:31:26
Thank you, RT. I bought my own wedding ring, cause he was too cheap. So I'm getting it resized and wearing it on another finger. I didn't have an engagement ring (didn't want one)
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#14 2007-10-31 20:44:47
feisty wrote:
Thank you, RT. I bought my own wedding ring, cause he was too cheap. So I'm getting it resized and wearing it on another finger. I didn't have an engagement ring (didn't want one)
Girl, ditch the ring and get rid of the bad karma.
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#15 2007-10-31 03:31:07
No such thing as karma, jinx or bad juju. Enjoy the ring if you can, or flog it to the next dumb fuck who believes that a diamond is forever (as declared in a massive De Beers tradition-rewriting advertising campain from 100 years ago)
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