#1 2007-10-29 23:34:36

Cherry Vanilla just got engaged!!!  Leave your congrats here and I'll forward the link to her!!!

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#2 2007-10-29 23:38:22

Cherry!  I love you to death dear.... if you're still at the same email let me know.  :)  I MISS YOU!

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#3 2007-10-29 23:40:20

So why isn’t Cherry available to give us the good news?

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#4 2007-10-29 23:44:09

I just emailed her the link....  She'll see the old crowd, get all nostalgic and come back, just watch!!!  Cherry just texted me back...  She's gonna check it out in the morning because she's about to pass out......

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#5 2007-10-30 01:15:17

Dirckman wrote:

She's gonna check it out in the morning because she's about to pass out......

Good to hear she's still the same old Cherry Vanilla.  Give her my love.

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#6 2007-10-30 08:04:11

YAY! YAY!  CONGRATS Cherry!

Come back!

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#7 2007-10-30 10:37:16

Dirckman wrote:

I just emailed her the link....  She'll see the old crowd, get all nostalgic and come back, just watch!!!  Cherry just texted me back...  She's gonna check it out in the morning because she's about to pass out......

That's one text conversation I'd pay good money to read...

Dirckman: They think I buried your body somewhere!

Cherry: Yeah, right.

Dirckman: No, seriously, you've got come back! They're digging up my back yard right now!

Cherry: Really? Hmmm. What's it worth to you?

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#8 2007-10-30 11:03:01

choad wrote:

That's one text conversation I'd pay good money to read...

Dirckman: They think I buried your body somewhere!

Cherry: Yeah, right.

Dirckman: No, seriously, you've got come back! They're digging up my back yard right now!

Cherry: Really? Hmmm. What's it worth to you?

Beat me to it.  Someone better have IPs from Cruel to verify.  Dirck is a murderer.  He even admitted as much on Cruel.

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#9 2007-10-30 12:10:19

Wow.  What a great place.  Crazies, murderers, suicidies, divorcees, and cat freaks.

I would rub my feet on the doormat of this place and call it home anyday.

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#10 2007-10-30 12:31:16

Say hi to cherry for me.

J

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#11 2007-10-30 19:26:18

She'll be on!!  She's just confused about the layout and needs to register!!!

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#12 2007-10-30 19:31:08

So how do you get a corpse to  sign on?  By the way... we're watching your details Mr. Manson.

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#13 2007-10-30 19:35:06

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/weekendbernie2.jpg

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#14 2007-10-30 19:44:00

Hey CV, congratulations!  If you still have my old email addy, drop me a line.  It's been way too long.  I need a Cherry Vanilla fix.

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#15 2007-10-30 20:20:10

Hmmm.  I guess this means the hymen-reattachment surgery worked, huh?  Revirgination--it's a good thing.

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#16 2007-10-30 20:47:52

Cherry Vanilla would like to say hello to all of you and tell you that Cherry Vanilla is not a decomposing heap of flesh rotting in a Denny's dumpster! No indeed! Cherry Vanilla is being kept safely in a small basement room with a rusty circulating fan circa 1932 as her only friend and means of air, though the fan does tend to short out occasionally and give her a "little" shock. Cherry Vanilla likes this, though, because she knows full well that she has been bad in one way or another and deserves said electrocution! Someday Cherry Vanilla will learn how a lady should behave. She's gettin' it, though, cuz WOW 3rd degree burns smart a bit. Cherry Vanilla would like to add that Dirckman is innocent of all the unsavory rumors which have plagued him since Cherry Vanilla's rather abrupt departure from Cruel and he has nothing at all to do with 'Weekend at Bernie's VIII -- Back To The Beach Again.'

Really, though, I'm gonna be a big mush and say how much I've missed so many of you. Feisty, I read through a few of your posts at work today, and needless to say, I'm speechless and need to talk to you.

Tiger, I got so excited just seeing your name that I don't know what to do with myself. I just had a poem published in a magazine that was very hard to break in to, and it has an audio file of me reading the poem as well, so I would love to share it with you. You can find me at curreractonellis at yaaaahoooooey.

Roger, George, Ops, Fnord brothercousin, my Fluff...I know I'm forgetting so many...mush, mush, so nice to "see" you again.

In keeping with my past regressions, here are some pictures from this past weekend at the beach w/ the fiance' and my dear friend. Too bad fiance's head got cut off in one of them; he looks like Ahhhnold in a Zombaid t-shirt.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/cherryvanilla/DSC00614em.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/cherryvanilla/DSC00670em.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/cherryvanilla/DSC00666em.jpg

And if I didn't post any of this prettily? No clue how to fix it. What a weird place you've all migrated to.

P.S. Monte! You slipped past me. Really nice to see you again.

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#17 2007-10-30 21:25:06

Something was just...missing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/cherryvanilla/20060215-KILGORE.jpg

My work here is done.

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#18 2007-10-30 21:31:05

Nice to see ya Cherry, and Congrats.  You'll make a beeeeuuuutiful Bride!

dusty

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#19 2007-10-30 21:36:04

HI CHERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You look like Drew Barrymore (in a good way, not in a drunk way!)

RT

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#20 2007-10-30 21:38:13

CHERRY! 

It's so nice to see your lovely face, and not in a state of advanced decomposition at that!

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#21 2007-10-30 22:03:20

Hi Cherry!

Nice to see you were able to get the stains from Dirck's jizz off your chin!

Love,

Jew

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#22 2007-10-30 22:36:18

Hey Cherry, is that the strap from a Canon EOS Rebel XTi around your neck?  That's Dirckman's camera of choice!!!

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#23 2007-10-30 22:38:54

Dirckman wrote:

Hey Cherry, is that the strap from a Canon EOS Rebel XTi around your neck?  That's Dirckman's camera of choice!!!

Ok, so we know it was strangulation....

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#24 2007-10-30 23:09:25

You look happy, Cherry. Welcome home.

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#25 2007-10-30 23:17:22

Ok Admins, does the IP check out that this could possibly be the long lost Cherry Vanilla?

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#26 2007-10-30 23:31:54

It's her fnord.

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#27 2007-10-31 00:17:44

CHERRY, CHERRY OH BAY-AY-BEE!

Welcome back biyatch!

Are you going to knit your own wedding dress? I do hope so. And you know how to make the collar - Knit one Pearl one. Sew some baby blue wings into the back because we all know you're an angel.

PS how's the toes?

PPS Kristin Hersh toured here a few weeks ago. I wanted to put on mascara, induce tears and get a fan-pic with her so I could send it to you. Too bad, had to go away for the weekend.

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#28 2007-10-31 00:42:31

Perhaps I shouldn't be telling all of you this, but Cherry also has crabs....  She sent me pictures of them the other day as proof...  Sorry Cherry......

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#29 2007-10-31 07:49:01

HI CHERRY!!

I miss all kinds of good stuff when I'm sleeping; maybe I should give up the habit.

Congratulations on the marrying.  I hope you get that little parasite problem squared away before the honeymoon.

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#30 2007-10-31 08:01:31

Dirckman wrote:

Hey Cherry, is that the strap from a Canon EOS Rebel XTi around your neck?  That's Dirckman's camera of choice!!!

Move up a notch, and admire my Canon 30D digital with 28-130mm IS lens and 400mm for long range snooping, um, I mean 'wildlife'...

(sorry no pics, go google it).

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#31 2007-10-31 08:02:42

Dirckman wrote:

Perhaps I shouldn't be telling all of you this, but Cherry also has crabs....  She sent me pictures of them the other day as proof...  Sorry Cherry......

One can only wonder where she got those.

har.

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#32 2007-10-31 08:17:10

http://buzzardsbay.net/cherry.jpg

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#33 2007-10-31 12:29:34

Aaaaah...home sweet dysfunctional home...I should be doing actual work right now but:

ROGER! By the time I manage to complete Beer Looter Scarf, no one except you and me will even remember Beer Looter Man. I. Am. A. Loser.

Ops! Hummingbirds. So nice to see you again.

Hey Fluffy! I hope you're doing well!

GEORGE! My sweet grammar Nazi, kitten with a whip.

ZE -- don't give me any ideas re: knitted wedding dress. Might as well just wear the gimp mask.

Hi Dusty!!!

All I know is that the camera around my neck is a good one, borrowed from the University. The photos I posted were taken with a Sony Cybershot, which I promptly dropped and broke soon after. Yay.

Dirck's right about the crabs. They're getting bigger and bigger, too, and I fear that they are becoming self-aware:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/cherryvanilla/1029071621.jpg

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#34 2007-10-31 12:38:23

GET A MANICURE!

(kidding...but I wouldn't be me if I wasn't a bitch.)

Beer Looter Guy... I was wondering where I would find occasion to wear such a scarf without people thinking I was deranged anyhow.  Oh, but I AM!

RT

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#35 2007-10-31 12:46:33

Roger_That wrote:

GET A MANICURE!

(kidding...but I wouldn't be me if I wasn't a bitch.)

RT

Believe me, when I saw that I thought, "That is one ass-ugly looking fingernail." I do love that solo, chipped blob of Britney-esque trainwreck pink. I'm workin' it. WORKIN' IT!

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#36 2007-10-31 13:32:21

It's so good to see ya again Cherry.  You will indeed make a beautiful bride.  I guess I'm too late in talking you out of all forms of legal matrimony... things are much better without it in my opinion.  Although I'm sure you did better at picking Mr. Right than I did when i chose Mr. Fucktard.

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#37 2007-10-31 13:40:47

Cherry, Smitty, Feisty and crustaceans.  Damn.  I need a brain shower.

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#38 2007-10-31 14:14:29

Cherry Vanilla wrote:

P.S. Monte! You slipped past me. Really nice to see you again.

Welcome back, Cherry Dearest!  Once you're re-established as a denizen here, we must have a little conversation about that moniker of yours.  I mean, the cherry's long gone, and you're hardly vanilla...

As Sofie says, smoochies.

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#39 2007-11-01 00:14:37

Welcome back cousine Cherry!  I guess I can stop filing missing person reports now.

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#40 2007-11-01 01:26:03

Roger_That wrote:

You look like Drew Barrymore (in a good way, not in a drunk way!)

Actually, her drunken behavior is what makes Drew Barrymore so attractive (Well, that, and her financing "Donnie Darko")

Oh, yeah, High, Cherry!  Long time - No see.

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