#2 2009-01-07 01:22:21

all this time I thought you were straight.  Hmmmmmmm.

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#3 2009-01-07 01:28:02

This invention will change the world as we know it.

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#4 2009-01-07 01:29:12

Dmtdust wrote:

all this time I thought you were straight.  Hmmmmmmm.

What, women couldn't use this amazing device?

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#5 2009-01-07 01:37:56

Yeah, fine.  We have had mirrors in the bedroom, and who doesn't it.  Do you need it for technique?  really.

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#6 2009-01-07 01:59:04

Dmtdust wrote:

Yeah, fine.  We have had mirrors in the bedroom, and who doesn't it.  Do you need it for technique?  really.

I've got some great photos of m- um... Hey, would you look at the time? I had no idea it was, um, so late. Yeah. Later.

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#7 2009-01-07 02:06:05

Taint wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Yeah, fine.  We have had mirrors in the bedroom, and who doesn't it.  Do you need it for technique?  really.

I've got some great photos of m- um... Hey, would you look at the time? I had no idea it was, um, so late. Yeah. Later.

Do you have pics of Dircks.... Visit... Hmmmm... ?

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#8 2009-01-07 21:22:49

Where is the splooge guard attachment?

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#9 2009-01-07 22:39:09

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Where is the splooge guard attachment?

Shouldn't the fellatio craftsperson just lick it clean?

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#10 2009-01-08 01:14:16

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Where is the splooge guard attachment?

Shouldn't the fellatio craftsperson just lick it clean?

A splooge guard is completely unnecessary if the fellator swallows. Just sayin'...

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#11 2009-01-08 10:29:16

For the cock sucking, coke snorting redneck homo's, I suggest this mirror design.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_srock.jpg

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

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#12 2009-01-08 12:38:20

Taint wrote:

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Where is the splooge guard attachment?

Shouldn't the fellatio craftsperson just lick it clean?

A splooge guard is completely unnecessary if the fellator swallows. Just sayin'...

I was just thinking of the drool factor. You know, on a mass market level.

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#13 2009-01-08 12:39:09

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Taint wrote:

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:


Shouldn't the fellatio craftsperson just lick it clean?

A splooge guard is completely unnecessary if the fellator swallows. Just sayin'...

I was just thinking of the drool factor.

Pics?

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#14 2009-01-08 12:39:41

This thread is now closed. :)

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#15 2009-01-08 12:47:49

Not so quick!

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#16 2009-01-08 12:51:42

greedy bastard, aren't you?:)

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#17 2009-01-08 12:55:18

Yes, but I certainly reciprocate in delightful ways!

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#18 2009-01-08 13:28:55

Dmtdust wrote:

Yes, but I certainly reciprocate in delightful ways!

Ah, well then, Dusty, I'm free Sunday.

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#19 2009-01-08 16:18:57

Ah Taint, that's sweet, but you have an outie, and I really prefer an inny.

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#20 2009-01-08 16:20:43

It's okay, Taint, you can have the abercrombie tard on the other thread. With a rear view mirror. ("objects in mirror are closer than they appear")

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#21 2009-01-08 16:46:35

sofaking wrote:

This invention will change the world as we know it.

Methinks you know a slightly different world than the rest of us. Invest in Windex.

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#22 2009-01-09 08:42:24

Don't mirriors break into sharp shards?

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#23 2009-01-09 15:44:46

Bigcat wrote:

Don't mirriors break into sharp shards?

Only when you do it correctly.

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