#2 2009-01-09 20:22:18
Sick Sick Sick! They believe God is an evil asshole who is going to send disease, stinging locusts and comets to kill people, plus rain blood on them to add insult to injury, and they WANT this to happen as soon as possible? I must say prayers to the sacred severed heads of Anne Boleyn and Lady Jane Grey and ask these worthy martyrs to afflict the stupid assholes with hyperactive pinworms that will drive them mad with itching and cause them to kill themselves!
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#3 2009-01-09 20:54:28
I would pray to a god who will rid me of the Boomers more quickly.
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#4 2009-01-09 22:34:52
Lovely. Now we have to listen to Boomers prattle on about Jesus and try to attach significance to the largely meaningless world events around them. Oh, but if only that acid had been just a little more powerful.
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#5 2009-01-09 23:03:15
If it is properly interpreted that 1948 (cohort #1) starts the countdown to the second coming of Christ, then we need to see how long this generation lives, or is living, or how soon it is coming to an end.
Great, now Jesus is coming also. I'm going to have to clean the house and do the shopping early this decade; what a fucking pain in the ass.
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#6 2009-01-09 23:16:46
Fuck you youngsters. Advances in medicine will mean that some of us will live very, very long indeed, and we will continue to accrue wealth and power and control over everything. We will own your very souls and govern every aspect of your hopeless lives from our nutrient vats in the vast underground facility we are building even now. Our Leader John Denver is not dead, he's already in a vat and we hope to join him soon to assist in fulfilling the Plan.
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#7 2009-01-10 00:32:40
sigmoid freud wrote:
Fuck you youngsters. Advances in medicine will mean that some of us will live very, very long indeed, and we will continue to accrue wealth and power and control over everything. We will own your very souls and govern every aspect of your hopeless lives from our nutrient vats in the vast underground facility we are building even now. Our Leader John Denver is not dead, he's already in a vat and we hope to join him soon to assist in fulfilling the Plan.
OK, I can live with that provided I never have to hear about that "fucking incredible Stones concert, it was, like, incredible! Man, those guys can still rock!"
Otherwise, I will be forced to kill anyone over the age of 55.
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#8 2009-01-10 08:03:03
Fuck boomers! Good riddance! And thanks for rubbing my nose in it for all those years. “Oh Wow! You should have been there!” “You just missed it!” They got free love and we got Regan and AIDS. At least we had crack. And I was able to creepily poach the next generation; they’re all bi, shave, wear thongs, and do anal.
USA Baby Boomers died in last 24 hours:1870.6
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#9 2009-01-10 11:57:38
Look at it this way, at least you got to miss that excrement they called music
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#10 2009-01-10 23:37:15
. . . Behold the fig tree (symbol of Israel) . . .
I thought that the symbol of Israel was a Palestinian baby's head being crushed by a combat boot.
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#12 2009-01-13 16:27:16
Emmeran wrote:
Great, now Jesus is coming
And, oh, what a mess it makes.
...anybody got some paper towels? Nevermind, I think I can just about reach that dirty sock...
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#13 2009-01-13 20:42:49
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
Great, now Jesus is coming
And, oh, what a mess it makes.
...anybody got some paper towels? Nevermind, I think I can just about reach that dirty sock...
Boxers are better. More surface area.
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#14 2009-01-13 21:40:59
Decadence wrote:
. . . Behold the fig tree (symbol of Israel) . . .
I thought that the symbol of Israel was a Palestinian baby's head being crushed by a combat boot.
I thought it was a Hamas Rocket being fired from hiding to break the cease fire.
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#15 2009-01-13 22:03:11
Emmeran wrote:
I thought it was a Hamas Rocket being fired from hiding to break the cease fire.
Realizing that this was all-ready pointed out in the other thread, you obviously either missed it, or simply chose to ignore it: Israel broke the cease-fire - Not Hamas. Hamas responded with attacks only after Israel had all-ready violated the cease-fire. I could provide numerous hyper-links to news organizations verifying as much; But, I'm not about to waste my time "googling" information that you'll only ignore any-way.
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#16 2009-01-14 01:39:32
Decadence wrote:
Realizing that this was all-ready pointed out in the other thread, you obviously either missed it, or simply chose to ignore it: Israel broke the cease-fire - Not Hamas. Hamas responded with attacks only after Israel had all-ready violated the cease-fire. I could provide numerous hyper-links to news organizations verifying as much; But, I'm not about to waste my time "googling" information that you'll only ignore any-way.
Sorry Co-dependent, I didnt see that bit so this was simply counter-humor, really - I was just poking fun at the statement in general.
After all this shit has changed in the past 40 years, why would it be any differnet now?
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#17 2009-01-14 14:34:07
By a small twist of fate [date of birth] I get called on all matters fucked up.
This is cool.
I don't have to lift a finger....
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