#2 2009-01-12 17:02:53
Ungrateful bitch.
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#3 2009-01-12 17:04:29
Obviously he needs to work on his technique
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#4 2009-01-12 17:05:01
You know, I read the headline and though, "hey, what's the problem?". And then I saw the picture and ..My God. She's going to have to scrub her cooch with Bon Ami to make that go away.
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#5 2009-01-12 17:13:40
icangetyouatoe wrote:
You know, I read the headline and though, "hey, what's the problem?". And then I saw the picture and ..My God. She's going to have to scrub her cooch with Bon Ami to make that go away.
Yeah, that would cause nightmares...
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#6 2009-01-12 17:24:09
Fucking nasty.
I know Bon Ami doesn't scratch, but I'd use Comet instead. More bleach and scrubby grit.
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#7 2009-01-12 17:25:17
Yes, but he is very giving.
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#8 2009-01-12 17:31:42
You know, I would have sworn on my life that nothing on earth could put me off getting head. That was three minutes ago.
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#9 2009-01-12 17:39:52
Believe me, 10 minutes with my ex working on it and you might have the same reaction... I always wanted to ask him if he was trying to go down on me or tie a maraschino cherry stem into a knot...poor soul.
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#10 2009-01-12 20:50:49
I know Florida is part of the Turd World, but it still should be possible to find a doctor to fix that nasty cataract.
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#11 2009-01-12 21:06:13
fnord wrote:
I know Florida is part of the Turd World, but it still should be possible to find a doctor to fix that nasty cataract.
Don't think is is a cataract. Looks like damaged goods.
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#12 2009-01-12 23:31:11
Sorry, but this just isn't a deal-breaker when it comes to oral sex.
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#13 2009-01-13 17:31:20
I guess that wasn't the "one-eyed snake" that she was hoping for.
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