And you have the hat.

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Last edited by George Orr (2009-01-13 17:30:42)

As the original poster of the story, I absolve OP of the asshat.  His is an update of the original story where she was hoping for $1 million.  I thought that was a stretch, but holy shit, $4 million?  I'm thinking of going in partners with Joran van der Sloot and buy me some oriental virgins to resell on Ebay.

Last edited by phreddy (2009-01-13 19:05:59)

It won't be that good.  I think she is a Do Me Queen.

She's attractive, but no more attractive than women that anyone would see on a day to day basis....  I'd pay no more than just whatever the going rate for an escort service would be....  If she was blonde and had bigger tits I might throw in an extra fifty bucks, but that's as high as I'd go....

Emmeran wrote:

Actually, having had my virgin experience I can state the the sex was awful - future virgins will need to pay me.

Ah.... Emmy, that master of fore-play.

Emmeran wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Ah.... Emmy, that master of fore-play.

and why does it take a woman so long to have an orgasm?

As a woman, I'd like to know that myself.  Back in my college Human Sexuality class, they said women on average take two to four minutes to masturbate to orgasm.  I guess it just takes longer with more than one person involved.