exdwarf wrote:

If anyone's asshole were a more pleasant place to plant a tongue than any vagina, I'd have to say that asshole would have to be extraordinary.

Dwarfy, meet R_T.  R_T, meet Dwarfy.

hedgewizard wrote:

exdwarf wrote:

The thing I've noticed in the past few years is that all the men I've dated, a group that straddles a wide range of ages, have wanted to plant their tongues in my bunghole.  WTF is up with that?  Is cougar rectum the newest sushi fad?

Quit dating parolees.

I prefer having the upper hand, even if that means my salad gets tossed.