#2 2009-01-16 22:46:32
What a shame these two lived. A sixteen-year-old who has made four suicide attempts has probably been seriously damaged by a fucked up family environment and should be allowed to die. And if said damaged teen succeeds in killing his parents, he should be given several extra virgins or allowed to have Wednesdays off from being raped by demons depending on your belief system.
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#3 2009-01-17 04:53:42
What do we blame, bad aim or birdshot?
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#4 2009-01-17 15:18:56
Leesburg is where everything bad thing you think about Florida is true.
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#5 2009-01-18 16:17:25
phoQ wrote:
Leesburg is where everything bad thing you think about Florida is true.
True, and on either a motorcycle or a golf cart.
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#6 2009-01-18 19:29:40
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#7 2009-01-19 02:11:50
My cousin lives in Wildwood, but he GETS to go to Leesburg high because Wildwood high is so bad. In junior high, he learned the earth is ~6500 years old and Satan blocked the explosion meant to kill Hitler.
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#8 2009-01-19 02:14:08
phoQ wrote:
...and Satan blocked the explosion meant to kill Hitler.
Wait a minute. I thought it was Xenu.
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#9 2009-01-19 02:21:06
Taint wrote:
phoQ wrote:
...and Satan blocked the explosion meant to kill Hitler.
Wait a minute. I thought it was Xenu.
No. That’s who killed Vinnie Barbarino’s son.
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#10 2009-01-19 02:52:42
Taint wrote:
phoQ wrote:
...and Satan blocked the explosion meant to kill Hitler.
Wait a minute. I thought it was Xenu.
Well indirectly. Xenu was the alien who went forward in time to find out what a DC-10 looked like so that he could then go back in time again and make spaceships that looked like them and then killed the aliens whose souls wandered the earth until they lodged in Hitler, polluting his mind with ancient bad memories, ultimately leading to the Holocaust. And shit.
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