#2 2009-01-16 17:07:07

So, now I have to eat that shit to prove that I'm not a right-wing fundie?

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#3 2009-01-16 17:08:45

I would so love some abortion donuts. Say, little fetus shaped raspberry fills? Mmmmmmm, sounds good.

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#4 2009-01-16 17:20:04

USER from the forum where I stole the topic wrote:

I'm gonna pull my jelly donut 3/4 of the way out of the box, puncture it with a straw and suck out all the jelly.

Yeah.  I invited him here.

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#5 2009-01-16 17:56:16

Fetuses are such a versatile food ingredient.  I knew about Sweet & Sour Fetus Soup, but I had no idea they could be made into a dessert.

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#6 2009-01-16 21:42:27

It's only a matter of time until these assholes come up with a christian version of Jihad, then we're all going to be hating life.  I hope someone hurries up and isolates the extremist gene.

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#7 2009-01-16 22:04:36

The versions of Christianity that were common a few centuries ago sucked as much or more than present day Islam.  There’s a good chance that if we were able to drop back into the scene 200 years from now, the Islam of that time would bear only a faint resemblance to the Islam we know and loathe in our time.

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#8 2009-01-16 22:34:57

COMING NEW TO KRISPY KREME--fetus-filling doughnuts!!
Feed your baby-hating, pagan-worshiping, black soul with these new and delicious doughnuts with FETUS filling*. Because nothing helps a liberal unwind from a day of fighting for civil rights, universal healthcare, and environmental protection than devouring the life source of BABEHS!!

Life begins at confection y'all!

*sprinkles of the Anti-Christ come separately

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#9 2009-01-17 00:19:23

Roger_That wrote:

Life begins at confection y'all!

I want to see this phrase on the letter-board signs of every Krispy Kreme in the country.

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#10 2009-01-17 05:03:27

Khristy Kreme (sorry, too lazy to find the font)

Last edited by pALEPHx (2009-01-17 05:03:53)

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#11 2009-01-17 09:33:27

Roger_That wrote:

Life begins at confection y'all!

I'm stealing this, K?

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#12 2009-01-19 14:08:47

Follow-up.

Stupid Xtian Fuckers: 1
Common Sense: 0

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#13 2009-01-19 14:22:11

If only the Democrats could swing into full pro-choice, anti-gun control mode.  THEN we'd get some amusing bumper stickers.

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#14 2009-01-19 15:18:14

Roger_That wrote:

COMING NEW TO KRISPY KREME--fetus-filling doughnuts!!
Feed your baby-hating, pagan-worshiping, black soul with these new and delicious doughnuts with FETUS filling*. Because nothing helps a liberal unwind from a day of fighting for civil rights, universal healthcare, and environmental protection than devouring the life source of BABEHS!!

Life begins at confection y'all!

*sprinkles of the Anti-Christ come separately

Woggah, have I told you that I Wuv you and want you to have my out of wedlock Babehs?  You're the liberal babe for me!

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#15 2009-01-19 15:21:45

I take that back.  You're quotin'.

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