#901 2009-01-12 15:34:37

tojo2000 wrote:

Wait, what?

I shudder to think, but it may be medieval cat hurling. Yechhhh.

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#902 2009-01-12 15:50:27

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Bartholomew de Glanville, who is better known as Bartholomew the Englishman, completed a widely used encyclopaedia in about 1240. In this he wrote some observant lines about cats, which were translated from Latin into English late in the 14th-century by John Trevisa:


"... a beste of uncerteyn heare (hair) and colour. For some catte is whyte, some reed, and som black, som scowed (piebald or calico) and spenked in the feet and in the eeren... And hath a gret mough and sawe teeth and scharpe and longe tonge and pliaunt, thynne, and sotile. And lapeth therwith whanne he drynketh... And he is a ful leccherous beste in youthe, swyfte, plyaunt, and mery. And lepeth and reseth (rusheth) on alle thyng that is tofore him and is yladde by a strawe and pleyeth therwith. And is a wel heuy beste in eelde (old age) and ful slepy. And lith sliliche in awayte for mys and is ware where they ben more by smelle than by sight. And hunteth and reseth on hem in priuey place. And whanne he taketh a mous he pleyeth therwith, and eteth him after the pleye. And is as it were wylde, and goth aboute in tyme of generacioun. Among cattes in tyme of loue is hard fightynge for wyues, and oon cracceth and rendeth the other greuousliche with bytyng and with clawes. And he maketh a reweliche noyse and horrible whan oon profreth to fighte with another. And is a cruel beste whanne he is wilde and wonyeth in wodes and hunteth thanne smale wilde bestes, as conynges and hares. And falleth on his owne feet whanne he falleth out of highe place..."



"... a beast of uncertain hair and color. For some cat is white, some red, and some black, some calico and speckled in the feet and in the ears... And hath a great mouth and saw teeth and sharp and long tongue and pliant, thin, and subtle. And lappeth therewith when he drinketh... And he is a full lecherous in youth, swift, pliant and merry, and leapeth and rusheth on everything that is before him and is led by a straw, and playeth therewith; and is a right heavy beast in age and full sleepy, and lieth slyly in wait for mice and is aware where they be more by smell than by sight, and hunteth and rusheth on them in privy places. And when he taketh a mouse, he playeth therewith, and eateth him after the play. In time of love is hard fighting for wives, and one scratcheth and rendeth the other grieviously with biting and with claws. And he maketh a ruthful noise and ghastful, when one proffereth to fight with one another, and unneth is hurt when he is thrown from a high place. And when he hath a fair skin, he is as it were proud thereof, and goeth fast about. And when his skin is burnt, then he bideth at home. And is oft for his fair skin taken of the skinner, and slain and flayed."

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#904 2009-01-14 00:07:35

Last edited by Decadence (2009-01-14 00:08:27)

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#905 2009-01-14 00:17:49

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#906 2009-01-15 11:47:23

Shhhhhhh... Kitteh is sleepn'

http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/specimens/images/6bb.jpg

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#907 2009-01-15 14:05:56

lechero wrote:

Shhhhhhh... Kitteh is sleepn'

http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/ … es/6bb.jpg

Belongs in the sleeping cute animals thread.

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#908 2009-01-15 14:15:02

scarydog wrote:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3333/319 … f330_o.jpg

Bartholomew de Glanville, who is better known as Bartholomew the Englishman, completed a widely used encyclopaedia in about 1240. In this he wrote some observant lines about cats, which were translated from Latin into English late in the 14th-century by John Trevisa:


"... a beste of uncerteyn heare (hair) and colour. ...

Very cool.

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#909 2009-01-15 17:18:39

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#910 2009-01-16 00:16:03

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#911 2009-01-17 05:23:01

http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/2006/03/cat_trig_002.jpg

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#913 2009-01-19 02:50:17

http://i39.tinypic.com/2r3v7lu.jpg

that one's so cute it's physically painful to look at.

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#914 2009-01-19 02:54:26

jesusluvspegging wrote:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2r3v7lu.jpg

that one's so cute it's physically painful to look at.

Watch out, he's hiding a shiv.

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#915 2009-01-19 03:05:03

tojo2000 wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2r3v7lu.jpg

that one's so cute it's physically painful to look at.

Watch out, he's hiding a shiv.

Technically he's hiding 20 shivs, plus teeth.

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#916 2009-01-19 03:06:25

jesusluvspegging wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2r3v7lu.jpg

that one's so cute it's physically painful to look at.

Watch out, he's hiding a shiv.

Technically he's hiding 20 shivs, plus teeth.

Those fuckers are sharp at that age, too.

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#917 2009-01-19 03:31:46

tojo2000 wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Technically he's hiding 20 shivs, plus teeth.

Those fuckers are sharp at that age, too.

See, that's why I prefer cats to dogs.  You can watch a cat hunting in the yard all fucking day long and not get bored with it.  Incredible killing machines.

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#918 2009-01-19 11:45:03

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#919 2009-01-19 13:58:11

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http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3468/3210541382_5f660e9861_o.jpg

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#921 2009-01-19 14:02:22

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#922 2009-01-20 00:48:12

OM NOM NOM NOM

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#923 2009-01-20 01:15:28

Interesting spinning icon...

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#924 2009-01-20 13:10:14

tojo2000 wrote:

Interesting spinning icon...

lame

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#925 2009-01-20 13:52:15

jesusluvspegging wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Interesting spinning icon...

lame

Yes, it is.  Do you have a link to where you got the video?

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#927 2009-01-20 15:29:28

jesusluvspegging wrote:

OM NOM NOM NOM

Can you just post the link?

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#928 2009-01-20 15:34:42

Dmtdust wrote:

Can you just post the link?

Look up two posts from here.

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#929 2009-01-20 19:30:02

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Good ol' Firefox wonderbar

Aawwwwww.  Finally getting to see it was totally worth the stutters.

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#931 2009-01-23 16:31:33

http://www.x-top.org/images/prikol/2008/12/27/49567758ac950.jpg
These are fantastic.

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#932 2009-01-23 18:56:58

I like to pretend it's George Orr and Roger That. Gets me all turned on.

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#934 2009-01-23 19:39:18

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#935 2009-01-24 20:37:10

http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/0/38/443/38443864_1174969.jpg

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#936 2009-01-24 20:37:39

http://17.media.tumblr.com/X7L7sIlapivn8ce6ZeWIAHYFo1_500.jpg

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#937 2009-01-24 23:12:30

The Odd Case Of The Jack Kat!

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#938 2009-01-25 14:33:13

Invisible "Five Dollar Foot-Long."

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#939 2009-01-25 19:09:30

pALEPHx wrote:

Invisible "Five Dollar Foot-Long."

Looks more like the DTs to me.

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#940 2009-01-25 23:53:36

I am always amazed at how my two cats look like a 1970's Kung Fu movie when scrapping, even down to the "icy stare" and the wailing cries.

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#941 2009-01-26 04:20:52

GooberMcNutly wrote:

I am always amazed at how my two cats look like a 1970's Kung Fu movie when scrapping, even down to the "icy stare" and the wailing cries.

Pics or it didn't happen.

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#942 2009-01-26 05:52:09

Dmtdust wrote:

The Odd Case Of The Jack Kat!

My cats used to get a-long wonder-fully with my rabbits.  I had one Tabby who would imitate their hop.  That was hilarious.

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#943 2009-01-26 16:31:18

http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/pp345/garlicbagel/catleaf.jpg

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#944 2009-01-27 15:41:37

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2009/1/11/9053dd4a-81b9-4bbc-8297-e4d392bb8307.jpg

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#945 2009-01-28 17:56:09

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/assets_c/2009/01/missingcat_ybnby-thumb-300x425.jpg

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#946 2009-01-28 18:19:45

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#947 2009-01-28 18:36:49

Awesome.

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#948 2009-01-29 22:03:24

http://www.cdaccess.com/jpg/shared/front/large/eatcatmp.jpg

Toss hats over there ----->

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#949 2009-01-29 22:35:22

Believe this or don't:  Years ago I found a good-sized print of the Kliban cartoon, cut it out, and put it in a frame, which I kept on my desk at work in place of the usual family photo.

And when I (finally) (soon please God) get another job, Mousies Geetar Kat will sit on my desk.

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