#1 2009-01-26 10:27:09
How do you make an eight year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on her teddy-bear when you've finished.
A black man and a white woman return to his house after meeting at a night-club. Smiling coyly, she says "Show me that it's true what they say about black men." So, he stabs her, and steals her purse.
What did the Jewish pedophile say?
"Hey, kid, want to buy some candy?"
An Israeli is being questioned at the border crossing in-to Canada. The border guard ask him "Occupation?" The Israeli responds "No - Just visiting."
I called the rape advice line yester-day; But, it turns out that it's only for victims.
I was being examined by a nurse the other day and she told me that I needed to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she responded "Be-Cause, I'm trying to conduct an examination at the moment."
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#2 2009-01-26 10:45:10
Why does it take women so long to climax?
Who cares?
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#3 2009-01-26 12:33:42
A postmodernist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, did you hear the one about the postmodernist who walks into a bar?" "No, but I never metadiscourse I didn't like."
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#4 2009-01-26 17:32:19
What's the best part of fucking twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
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#5 2009-01-26 17:33:50
jesusluvspegging wrote:
What's the best part of fucking twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Good catch. I was just going to do the same joke again, but with Heathrow.
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#6 2009-01-26 17:40:28
ah297900 wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
What's the best part of fucking twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.Good catch. I was just going to do the same joke again, but with Heathrow.
Damn, even YOU'RE paying more attention than I am today.
Coffee time.
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#9 2009-01-26 21:39:23
A Golf Club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of Beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why can't I have a Beer?" asks the golf club.
"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
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Two Drunk Irishmen are walking down a set of railway tracks. First Irishman: "Jesus Christ, I've never seen so many stairs."
Second Irishman: "Fuck that mate, it's this low railing that's killing me."
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Blind man walking down the street stops at the corner, picks up his seeing-eye dog and starts swinging him around his head. A passerby stops and asks what the blind man is doing - "Oh, just looking around."
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#10 2009-01-26 21:48:13
Why did the blonde have bruises around her bellybutton?
'Cause her boyfriend was blonde too.
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#11 2009-01-26 22:04:19
orangeplus wrote:
I needed that! Showed it to my kid, and gave the responsible drinking talk.
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#12 2009-01-26 22:55:01
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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#13 2009-01-27 00:06:22
sic wrote:
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Have you heard about the new Buddhist vacuum cleaner?
It comes without any attachments.
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#14 2009-01-28 01:33:55
A young man comes home from his first semester at college. His mom asks him how he likes school.
"It's all right," he replies.
"It's all right?" she asks.
"Yeah, it's all right. Well, I think my roommate's a fag."
"You think your roommate's a fag?"
"Yeah, I think my roommate's a fag."
"Why'd'ya think your roommate's a fag?"
"'Cause his dick tastes like shit."
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