I just want a Dick Cheney pinata at my birthday party.

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Let your loved one go down with a smile.

Nah, that's just rictus.

Now, how much would it cost to send a clown to an enemies funeral? Hell, even a decent flower bouquet costs that much.

That's fucking brilliant.  It's a niche market, but death, extreme assholery and extreme bitterness are things that persist through any financial collapse.  Some questions before I settle down to sketch out a business plan:  Could I get arrested for that?  Would I need to be bonded?