I do something similar when I do talks on AIDS.  First I "accidentally" poke people with bloody needles, and then I turn it into an object lesson.  It's very effective.  Most of the time there aren't actually any blood-borne diseases in the needles.

tojo2000 wrote:

I do something similar when I do talks on AIDS.  First I "accidentally" poke people with bloody needles, and then I turn it into an object lesson.  It's very effective.  Most of the time there aren't actually any blood-borne diseases in the needles.

This is where you and I differ, I find bukakke to be much more effective than bloody used needles:  With the added bonus that I get to nut on some girls face and chest.

I only wish he hadn't said anything to reassure people. All those itchy, panicked celebrities..

Dmtdust wrote:

Brilliant Theatre.  Could you imagine Steve Jobs leaving it all behind and devoting himself to bettering others in the world?  Nope.

He should have put put on a mosquito net hood first.

I think it was a complete asswipe thing to do.  The attendees should have sat on his face, given him noogies and titty burns, farted on him, and given him the Mother Of All Wedgies.

Waiter, I'll have the quinine water, please.