Sofie is wrong, crazy pussy isn’t the best.  Never date anyone who is more disturbed than you are.  At the first sign of mental illness, dump their ass!  No penis or vagina is good enough to make it worthwhile to put up with craziness.  And if you’re going to cheat, cover your ass very well to prevent unnecessary scenes.

Bite the head of of my penis and you won't ever have to worry about me cheating ever again. Ill be a free man and you will be rotting in a swamp somewhere.